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Slimzjoe:
You Self no Try
You're an Embarrassment to all Niggas!!
If you had Done it Very well, she Go Don Quit Masturbation by now and Start Begging For Pini

otumopkor:
Please give me her number

Delusiongirl20:
It is disheartening, she need men by her side, like two hefty macho men always

Nnemuka:
Skilled men are scarce, no time to teach some guy how to satisfy a lady.

2sex:
I may sound ash but dude, work on your sexx skills. You ain't good in bed... Sorry if it hurts you.

IamLEGEND1:
see person wey dey tell us say he dey illegally nack anoda man pikin dey call me devil...

So hwfar na....

u don dump her abi u still dey help her arrange her díldos

misspicy:
They just dont want to admit it...funny part is dah,it is even common among virgins....

Nnemuka:
You sound like someone i know. He used "knacking" at some point.

IamLEGEND1:
She probably wasnt getting that much dîck before u came along(some girls are shy like dat)

So she resorted to the only viable option she had: Masturbatiön

ur kondo was supposed to be the escape hatch from her masturbatîon hell

You were supposed to be her liberator...

Her knight in awesome skinny jeans

bt No.......YOU FAILED HER!!

Scratch dat
YOU FAILED THE WHOLE COMMUNITY OF PENÏS OWNERS.

Cutehector:
Misspicy, so u are sayin, u hav touched urself at one point in ur life ryt?

Nokio1:
Her NYSC CERT b like: Objects in pu**y may appear closer than they really are!

papiforreal:
I have a friend that only releases when he wishes. He can fuvk a girl for like 4 hours or 5 if he like. Any girl' he had sex with hardly picks his call again.

proxillin:
Look who we have here...

MrsChima...This place will start burning now.

Anywhere she is, something happens there...

Nnemuka:
Wont it be embarassing telling a guy he's actually in the wrong hole?

MrsPhyno:
Ha.

I'm just saying the idea of sticking a finger or some other foreign object in there freaks me out.

LaDivva:
My thoughts as well, who or what will the lady hold so tight when climaxing

proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria

See this judgmental f00l!!!! so she is possessed because your tiny dingaling couldn't satisfy her? dude thats so typical, you have no right to conclude she is possessed!!! so those guys who sleep with every thing in skirt nko? dude she has a healthy sexual appetite so if u cant handle it bow out honorably and cease calling her names