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IamLEGEND1:
mah wife (to be)

emusmith:
Lol! Have you told her you like her?

emusmith:
Lol...you sometimes do it? Or

emusmith:
Thanks, Jesus boy

IamLEGEND1:
nope.....

i dey wait for wen her people for village go reduce bride price.....i no go fit buy

five iPhone 6 for her cousins

2cows(male&female) for her grandparents

two Toyota hilux for her second cousins

and 850k as the main bride price

#IhaveAdream

Toks2008:
Mr legend you don land here?

IamLEGEND1:
Oga mi...

na to dey show face for every thread na.

#MorningSir

OluwaChinenyenwa:
As in eeh

Even those that haven't reevaluated their own lives will come on NL and be a path way to a successful life..
I laugh in India. Nehinehinehi..

Only if marriage was the shortcut to ending my problems
I would have gotten married to Le boo before now..

emusmith:
Keep shaking it ok

OluwaChinenyenwa:
As in eeh

Even those that haven't reevaluated their own lives will come on NL and be a path way to a successful life..
I laugh in India. Nehinehinehi..

Only if marriage was the shortcut to ending my problems
I would have gotten married to Le boo before now..

IamLEGEND1:
i'm not married but i'm not sure any of the above applies to me.

1. My middle name is FreshDude (no joke). I'm not the fat,flabby type.

2. i know this is for the ladies, but i am a superb chef #AbsolutelySuperb

3. beauty.. and in guy's case handsomeness doesnt last forever, but i think i will push the validity of ur argument to the brink.....just ask for my selfie in 80yrs.
#MyCharacterNoCarryLastToo

4.I cant really think of something i want to subdue right now, maybe i might develop a bad habit in a few years time. but for now
#I'mStainlesslyClean

5. I dont have a house of my own(yet) but that mostly has to do with the fact that i'm still an undergraduate.
i'm not dangote's son.(and i'm not above 30)
#SoYouCantReallBlameMe.

6. There is no magarization in my dictionary,i'm a generous person bt if you attempt to test ur gold-digging skills on me....i walk
#NoTime

7.i am a tolerant person. even before getting married. i have had to put up with habits (schl roomies) that are far worse than what she has...We work on the ones we can work on together bt if not...
#iCanTolerate

8.I am still an undergraduate so, doesnt apply.But having a Tv doesnt hurt though.saves you the stress of taking her to the movies..except on occasions where u want to treat her to something nice.
#GirlsLoveAspecialOccasion

9.well I am a total freak in the sheets..... so with the other side-attractions i possess, this doesnt hurt my chances at all.
#ItOnlyMakesMyMarketSellMore

10. My role as the head was never in question..







AND THAT, LADIES & GENTLEMEN IS HOW WE ROLL

#ThankYou

livinbygrace:
My Dear wait until you graduate before writing this epistle.Its then u ll understand life better.Thank you.

ahsekeena:
I see a potential

ellapius:
Emu wats up u like my head shaking

Toks2008:
Number 4 so on point.

For instance i don't know how to philander despite the fact that people see me as too cute to be with a lady but i have lived all my life being faithful to one lady and even now that i have all the chance in the world to philander as a single guy,i still can't find myself doing that and this bothers me to the extent that i began to think if im really ok.

Yes im very sexually active and crazy but i still can't philander maybe due to the fact that since i was 13 i have turned Jesus boy so the habits of been decent has been engraved in my body,soul and spirit so you are right bro.What you do as a single person will likely follow you into marriage.

Onyiido:
If u evaluate op's life its 0% compared to what he posted. Men claim to be the head yet they dont evaluate their lives. Smh for them, but nice write-up though

emusmith:
Ten Truths Most Singles Don't Want To Hear

There wide spread of ignorance today among younger folks and this is partly due to recent development in social networking. They grow up oblivious of certain inestimable facts needed for a fabulous experience in marriage.

Let me tell you: It's not because you're too fat or too slim that's why he left or haven't even come around. Most of the times, we aren't really, truly ready and ripe for marriage. In that situation, some things most singles don't wanna hear are;


1. You're getting old and your freshness fading; start preparing to really be a husband/ wife. All these walking around tying wrapper over your upper region, e- begging of card and money on the internet as if the guys are owing you, Quit it already. Forget picmix, it too shall pass.


2. Without Superb culinary skills, your hubby might be enticed by an "Ekaete". Never underestimate the power of a delicious, well-served afang soup. It's like venison to the soul!


3. Beauty is never enough, Bum & Boobs are gonna get rough. Character will stay tough. Character is seen in two: Patience and Love. 21st century singles need to understand this.


4. The habits you don't subdue as a single has 70% chance showing up in your marriage. Haha! The difference between the Married guy and the Single guy, most times, it's just the ring. The ring is not like "Lord of the Ring" that has inbuilt power. An average man hides his ring to get fresh "interns"


5. Leave your father's house. Are we in the old testament? (males only)
You're 30 and still in daddy's house, please find a way out. Be a man and taste the feeling "living alone" brings. Staying alone teaches you something. Hmm!


6. Ladies are ladies when they receive from their man- it will never change. The earlier you get it in your skull, the easier it will be. However, she might give for love but trust me, you'll pay back! 50% increase!

7. The Romantic part of your spouse will end between 6 - 18 months of your marriage. How ready are you to be flexible, diplomatic, forgiving and patient? Get ready to hear his snoring, perhaps like that of a cricket! Do you know she can fart? Hmm!


8. Why you're advised to ignore a man with television and pursue he with vision is because vision can get you more than a 100 television. Be smart!


9. If you get married just because she is good in bed or because he is a s*x machine; after having marathon of it, what else will you guys be doing together? So, marry one whose life and dreams interest you, in certain degree.
Have you met a guy/girl who is into what you love? As you discuss with him, there is a kinda connection. That connection is and should be the basis for choosing a life partner and NOT he has a big 'kini' or she is smoking hot!


10. The man is the Head (Isi) of the family- what that means is, he is the head. Don't fight it. (Even female lions know better, lol) Actually if you do, some may not notice, but others won't let you because it is just in- born, you know. I know ladies who are born control-freaks. It's okay as long as he is okay with it. BTW, the woman is a help to the man (feminists don't wanna hear this.). She won't feel complete until she has a man by her. Forget gays, they are awkward!


You may be guilty one way or another, that's why I opened the thread. Everyone needs to learn more.

G'nyt

livinbygrace:
My Dear wait until you graduate before writing this epistle.Its then u ll understand life better.Thank you.

babyfaceafrica:
Very true,nice one my oga..when are you getting married?