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Can't think of any.

lonelydora:
In my first year in UNN, my girlfriend came visiting and said she wanted to eat Indomie, I took her to the shop where we bought it, thinking it was a sort of biscuit, I opened one and started eating. The bae told me we were supposed to cook it that I'm not suppose to eat it like that.

addonbilivit lmao

The day I mistakenly farted out loud in public...I didn't raise my right buttock well enough to release it silently.

Posting my best swaggalicious picture on instagram and getting just 4 likes after 2months

The day I was handcuffed in front of my office by SSS

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

Your name fit u

D day a gurl slaped me in ma high school.buh i recharged her wela shaa #400 hot airtym was activated 4 her to grap lolzz

olujipo:
Tanoid

na so e pain u reach?

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

eya boo hope you did not get injured sha.

Did this really made FP...Mods when will we start placing more concern to priority and worth

D day wey I mess for public

Phut:
Your name fit u

In my tribe, it means "For God"

So take a chill pill and enjoy the humor.

One love


Lol

The day i shit for body inside class wen i de primary sch and my class Teacher, Mrs Apata (I can never forget her name) asked me to beg all the pupils in my class one by one (moving around the class saying 'am sorry' desk to desk) including the girl we i de lke sit down for her syd (i was her secret admirer)

Paschal001:
Na the day wey I stop bus because shit hold me, I been dey purge.. .. I stop the bus twice... traveling from Lagos to ilorin

I had similar experience.
Initially I was forming big boy, but when the thing catch me, as I was sweating profusely,I had to scream at the driver before he could allow me shit.

Have you ever been pressed and there is no where to discharge? (Solid titration) The thing is watery nd it is gradually dripping down your shorts, you will understnd the true meaning of embarrassment.

Or when your shoe pulls when you are walking to talk to a girl you fancy.
Omo the gobe is moving to mowe.

I got plenty ..

but let me share one.
the day I was to perform in a stadium with my crew,as I climb the stage I totally forgot my lines.mhn I was blank.
na only God help me daht day.

Lwkmd........so this police man just hit my bros car com dey rake, me my bro just they look the guy. After em don rake finish, my bro just comot I'd give am. The next thing em don they salute we. He's definitely gonna be sleeping with them mosquitoes in the cell tonight. Police arrest police. Rank pass rank.

The Day I Went On A Date; If U See D Kin Mess My Bae Messed eehhh. Shame left ha cum follow me.

Tolexander:
My own serious o!

I drafted a love letter when I was in sec school, I sent my friend to help me to tell a SSS1 gurl I had crush on to meet me at the entrance to the toilet. I was in SSS2.

She came, I talked and gave her the letter. Unknowing to me, one of our teachers was in the toilet eavesdropping to our conversation. He just came out, before I could run, he called my name cos he knew me. He collected the letter from her.

The following morning, I feigned being ill but mum wouldn't allowed me to stay at home. She insisted I must go to school.
On the assembly ground after the national anthem, the teacher mounted the pulpit and called the girl and I out. He told the girl to read the letter and she did. He beat me and told me to bring my parents.

It was so embarrassing!

Omo that teacher bleep u up well.

BabyDaddy20:
The day i was fucckking a girl & she shitt on my bed.

smh! so Who supos to feel embraced u or d bae.

Boyooosa:
The day i shit for body inside class wen i de primary sch and my class Teacher, Mrs Apata (I can never forget her name) asked me to beg all the pupils in my class one by one (moving around the class saying 'am sorry' desk to desk) including the girl we i de lke sit down for her syd (i was her secret admirer) [/quote[quote author=chrisgush post=36785133]

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funny tho

Margauxluv:
smh! so Who supos to feel embraced u or d bae.

Me.
It was on my precious bed.

BabyDaddy20:
The day i was fucckking a girl & she shitt on my bed.

hahahhahahaha my own d geh urinate oo.

ebi like say daht babe belle been no good.

When I fell inside gutter licking nzu(native chalk)

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

pls dont display ur dirty linens outside again OR

Rem First time trying to toast a very pretty lady on campus I didn't know what to say and the girl looked at me in amazement. Even my friend that was by mine side tried to talk on my behalf but she wouldn't allow it

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

Free boobies show

TimothyNkenu:
In my tribe, it means "For God"

So take a chill pill and enjoy the humor.

One love


Lol

Telling me to take a chill pill was definitely rude. Na me wey quote you aha *rolls eyes*

I've got different embarrassing moments but I'll just share d one that happened last week


I was coming back from work jejely,cat walking and all sorts, my slippers just decided to deal with me...The thing had to cut in front of a house where party was going on ..I was still dragging my legs with the slippers when a guy noticed it,he laughed and told me sorry...The other guys started laughing and that was how everybody in d party knew what was happening.. I was embarrassed ehn,I picked up my slippers...God punish catwalk...The guys there just started shouting Action!!!action!!! till I left the area...I didn't take that route for 2days

fatdon2:
When my mom caught me banging my girlfriend in the palour. Mehnn i felt like killing myself

what happen next.