HitlerGaddafi:

Bros i was once in your shoes o. I used to be a stutterer back then in secondary school. I went to a boarding school and i was really tormented with it even from my peer groups. I remember when I was asked to pray in the dining hall before meals and everyone would just start laughing at me. Anytime I even had disagreement with the food prefect then, his own way of vengeance was to ask me to pray in the dining hall but what could I do? I left the situation to God and I left vengeance for God. I wasn't born a stutterer but a neighbor I used to make fun of caused the whole mess. Each day, I made fun of him and before I knew it, I got used to the shít. I thank God I' ve gotten over it now at least up to 90% and the remaining 10% is not even noticeable at all. I intend establishing a world class foundation and charity for stutterers in Nigeria, Africa and the world as a whole and God willing, by the year 2025, I should have achieved my goals.

May you achieve your dreams bro.

Lalalalalala......Oshiomole embarrassed the whole boiz 4 naija. Obtained the woman of their dreams..
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All I can see is a Spirit running away from the devil. #WhaYaSee

TimothyNkenu:


No Babz...same slim me.
Looks like I was possessed.

lol

Folabimi:
bt one thing i've come to realise is that pple who witness those moments 4get quiet easily. So i've also learn to let go and 4get those moments

nice one

themonk:

pls edit and remove my no.
ill modify the original post too, i dont want disturbance. thanks

themonk:

pls edit and remove my no.
ill modify the original post too, i dont want disturbance. thanks

Lol ok Dunno hw to buh lemme Try

HenryDion:

am dying ooo.... Lmao

hum so fascinating

Hysmady:
The day my d|ck slipped from my boxer front in midst of my sister`s friends... Since then I dare not wear boxer in midst of people around...That event is stuck in my head

I went to a Video rental store to get some movies, there i met a lady who was looking at me as if she saw Barack Obama. I wasn't moved by this; i kept walking around and searching for interesting movies.

We strangely met in the store through her initiation and ended up leaving the store together. We xchanged numbers and promised to get in touch.

However, we picked a day to meet and d chosen day was spent in my house. Lest before i forget, she was way older than me though but i managed to run things with her. I took her to my bedroom where i intended to dismantle all her mountains. O boy, the moment i took her bra off and the boobs were released out....... O my God, i have never never and never seen anything like this before in my entire life, the boobs were so big and long that i just wee wee on myself. I wee wee on myself and she saw it.....

Mine happened jus last Wednesday in my office of 6 staff. I had tea and bread wt fried eggs as breakfast, the tea was beverage wt dried powdered Moringa. Sometimes in the afternoon I left like farting which I did silently, owing to eggs and d milk I had. The second n third times were successfully silenced. Since d farts have been silenced n odourless I decided to apply more pressure to release d subsequent ones. All of a sudden I felt d urge to go toilet but I was like its d mess na. On applying pressure to forcefully release it.......my boxers was to d rescue (Twas d watery stool). All my colleagues exchanged glances n off I went to toilet to clear d mess. Couldn't help but to flush d boxers too. One getting back to my workstation, I was greeted by d soothing relieve of air freshener.

BabyDaddy20:
The day i was fucckking a girl & she shitt on my bed.

I smell lies

MrCounselor:

I couldn't agree more even after all the fumblings about Chelsea n Man U performances... My Chelsea bad belle friend pinged me "How Market?" immediately Arsenal was 2 goals down, i've bn avoiding him since.

yours his even better .mine own, guys in my hood have all just been mocking me they said we bought a london used goalkeeper, like buying a london used phone, laptop or something.
and before the match i was yapping on how we are gonna stroll all over to win the league i forget small say naa Arsenal i dey support

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

lol..expose what?

Margauxluv:



Lol ok Dunno hw to buh lemme Try

just use modify

ladyF:
Idk

Hehehe [size=20pt] LadyF [/size] is still thinking....

Are u a male today?

Tolexander:
My own serious o!

I drafted a love letter when I was in sec school, I sent my friend to help me to tell a SSS1 gurl I had crush on to meet me at the entrance to the toilet. I was in SSS2.

She came, I talked and gave her the letter. Unknowing to me, one of our teachers was in the toilet eavesdropping to our conversation. He just came out, before I could run, he called my name cos he knew me. He collected the letter from her.

The following morning, I feigned being ill but mum wouldn't allowed me to stay at home. She insisted I must go to school.
On the assembly ground after the national anthem, the teacher mounted the pulpit and called the girl and I out. He told the girl to read the letter and she did. He beat me and told me to bring my parents.

It was so embarrassing!

I love yoruba movies....and obviously so do you !!

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

hope no b g-string u wear dat day

themonk:

just use modify

s like hv done t. I m nt so sure.. review d post edit d number nd modify

Nairalandi:
I am speak wrong engrish in front of one beautiful babe inside Ecobank bank for Lagos,imagine the multitude!

The one that painted me most was I claiming to be a graduated student of Covernant university

Lucky you that wasn't your most embarrasing moment coz right now I think u sud be more embarrased with d kyn grammar wey u just blow

6fit:


hope no b g-string u wear dat day

Nah.
Happy birthday!

BabyDaddy20:
The very first day i had sex with a girl with a stinky pusssy, mehn, it smells like rotten fish.
But i do encounter stinky pusssy every now & then.

Coochie can smell.

Brozz I hail ooo

[quote author=Margauxluv post=36790830][/quote]
thanks tho, am waiting for your msg

Wonderful tread!!!!

mine happened when I was in ss3 , mom travelled and I was home alone so I went to a movie store to buy porn to watch. when I got there , I took two and paid for them. the guy was looking for black nylon to give me when I saw my uncle just coming in. he looked at me and the exposed porn DVD in my hands in shock, I jejely drop am and waka comot leaving my 600 naira change and everything for the man.
I wish the ground could swallow me that day! he called my mom and she started abusing me and calling me names. since that day till now, I always look my uncle with one kind eye.

Margauxluv:
most guys mentions here is being emphasised.on som babe issue.. nawa


well in case u guys aiint aware
being broke s a huge embracement.

nt as embarrassing as nt being able to spell 'embarrassment'

just yesterday i traveled with my girl half way across the country only for her to bail with another dude

ladyF:
Idk

Hehehe [size=20pt] LadyF [/size] is still thinking....

LADY F Ke?

LADY F9 ni

Met this pretty chick on facebook,we got talking for a while till I got her to come to my Crib,that Day the D was totally offline,she did her best,worked her magic I swear the thing no gree stand...the humiliation is nothing to write home about,the Hot chick was just saying maybe your mind is not there,whatever that means...SMH

Mine happened when I was in third year in unn. I took alotta weed before going to class on this fateful day. unfortunately, we had a presentation (cedr) which I was unaware of before coming to school, and I was amongst the group presenting. As a sharp guy, I tried cramming what I can on the topic am presenting. Behold, when I climbed the podium I skipped (short term memory loss) and when I came back from the skipping, I was heavily shocked to see myself on the podium and people staring at me, I forget everything I crammed. The worst part is that I forgot how I got there and peeps were laughing at me, plus it was a combined class The lecturer being a strict woman chased me outta the hall... after that, I didn't come to sch for 2 weeks plus I failed the course . Then, I stopped smoking weed, because I became paranoid after the incident

princemi:

nt as embarrassing as nt being able to spell
'embarrassment'

hv correctd d error long tym ago well dats d hndwork of go keyboard...

u r so late.

now u cn hve ur peace

fnks tho

Margauxluv:



hv correctd d error long tym ago well dats d hndwork of go keyboard...

u r so late.

now u cn hve ur peace

fnks tho

You handled the issue so well. Most other people would have replied with insults. Well done!!!

peeparty:



eya boo hope you did not get injured sha.

What's d meaning of dis noww?

Hysmady:
The day my d|ck slipped from my boxer front in midst of my sister`s friends... Since then I dare not wear boxer in midst of people around...That event is stuck in my head

Oboi ur dick na USB cord ?