cyprus000:
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Margauxluv:
d day I was discussing in a lecture hall nd was askd to stand ontop of my chair! 100lvl days



was as embraced as Ph*k.



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youmour:
The day i fake sickness so that i no go enter church on a sunday,na so i arrange my babe come house,after we don strafff wella na so i go throway condom inside toilet kon forget flush.as i discharge her e no reach 30mins my people come back from church while i still dey form sickness,na so mumsi wan use toilet she see condom dey float with akamu inside na so she call popsi make him kon see,wallahi the flog dem flog me that year na him make me dey fvck skin2skin now

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

sasquareT:
That fateful day when my dick pop out of my boxer in my hostel in the presence of my room mate girlfriend, the guy did not no how to tell me to adjust so he just leave me while his girlfriend continue with the enjoyment.
It was my other room mate wey be yoruba that cm in later and codely tell me in yoruba baba yi epon re wa nta oo meaning chairman your john thomas dey outside oo. Oboy I feel embarrassed, I don't even no how to adjust afterwards.

peeparty:


chai dah skol must have been a private university den.

and you self u fukkk up.abi u thing say na secondary school u dey

TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

Nairalandi:
I speaking wrong engrish in front of one beautiful babe inside Ecobank bank for Lagos,imagine the multitude!

The one that painted me most was I claiming to be a graduated student of Covernant university

sasquareT:
That fateful day when my dick pop out of my boxer in my hostel in the presence of my room mate girlfriend, the guy did not no how to tell me to adjust so he just leave me while his girlfriend continue with the enjoyment.
It was my other room mate wey be yoruba that cm in later and codely tell me in yoruba baba yi epon re wa nta oo meaning chairman your john thomas dey outside oo. Oboy I feel embarrassed, I don't even no how to adjust afterwards.

lonelydora:
In my first year in UNN, my girlfriend came visiting and said she wanted to eat Indomie, I took her to the shop where we bought it, thinking it was a sort of biscuit, I opened one and started eating. The bae told me we were supposed to cook it that I'm not suppose to eat it like that. Trust me, I pretended as if I like eating mine like that. After all, I no fit carry last. LOL.

Demex40:
My most embarrassing moment, was wen some bloody military men punish me in an open market for no reason!!

peeparty:



it on FP now come and share because I like reading pple experience on nairaland

SeXistBaStaRd:
It was the day my Female Classmate rubbish me in my Sec school for Naija. I dey SS1 that time. I was 14(yeah ama Genius . I too dey run my mouth anyhow. Na exam period. She beat Sexist Outta Bastard. She drag me for ground and made me eat dust for the first time in my life. Chai. #MARY I HAIL YOU OH.Thats one of the reasons am Sexist. On top of that My annoying mates were now mocking. My next 2 yes we're he'll. If I see new babe that just arrive. That same day if I wan check her out she will dey form say I have hear you are a coward. Devil punish all my classmates


Or When I lost my virginity

I was 16 for weeks my homeboy don dey give me advice. D-Day came. I no fit remove bra. I no fit wear condom proper. Na She do everything . 30 secs later that was the end. She never gave me eye again. And rumor Don spread like wildfire I never got laid again till I left. Thank God I changed school . Since that time have been avoiding Kenyan and East African Babes

peeparty:


eya boo hope you did not get injured sha.

Sanguine77:
Have you ever been pressed and there is no where to discharge? (Solid titration) The thing is watery nd it is gradually dripping down your shorts, you will understnd the true meaning of embarrassment.

Or when your shoe pulls when you are walking to talk to a girl you fancy.
Omo the gobe is moving to mowe.

sonofananimal:
MY WAS THE DAY I MESS IN A CONFERENCE HALL, I REALLY WANTED IT TO SOUND SILENCE BUT IT JUST EXPLODED OUT OF MY YANSH

Margauxluv:

most guys mentions here is being emphasised.on som babe issue..
nawa



well in case u guys aiint aware

being broke s a huge embracement.

Emenandez4lyf:
pls dont display ur dirty linens outside again OR

Waka