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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by true2god: 11:34am On Aug 15, 2015
lexiconkabir:
did u read rilwayne's post which you quoted, to full comprehension in comparison to the hadith? that rilwayne's post still answers your question about the hadith you quoted, the satan in this context does not refer to the being itself but impurity(evil), evil is ofcourse perpetrated by satan, and in islam impurity is a barrier to getting close to Allah(s.w.t), so it is required to get pure through what we call wudu(ablution).
You make no sense to sensible people. The hadith said mohammed SAW (i mean mohammed SAW) satan eating with left hand, why are you guys trying twist away what is written in your hadith? The most i expected from you guys is to lie again that that hadith is 'fabricated'. You cant open your hadith to endless interpretation anytime kafir discover some unreasonable contents in your hadith.

In one Igbo folklore, it was taught that ogbomma was scrashed at the back by 'arusi' (an igbo god) hence all human started having a curvely back on the spinal chord region. We believed the story when we were growing up but no longer belief it now that we are adult. We have come to realize that it is all 'tales by moonlight' stories.

Why\how adult muslims believe many 'tales by moonlight' stories that filled the hadith, as taught by mohammed, as a fact always baffle my imagination. Is it that most muslims are conditioned be perpetually dumb?
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 11:36am On Aug 15, 2015
basilico:
[s]The left hand is evil because there was no tissue paper.
Or Muhammad actually saw Shaytan having a meal and drinking maybe water in the hell fire.
Amazing.[/s]
This issue has been taken care of. Why did angels have sex?!

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 11:38am On Aug 15, 2015
true2god:
[s]You make no sense to sensible people. The hadith said mohammed SAW (i mean mohammed SAW) satan eating with left hand, why are you guys trying twist away what is written in your hadith? The most i expected from you guys is to lie again that that hadith is 'fabricated'. You cant open your hadith to endless interpretation anytime kafir discover some unreasonable contents in your hadith.

In one Igbo folklore, it was taught that ogbomma was scrashed at the back by 'arusi' (an igbo god) hence all human started having a curvely back on the spinal chord region. We believed the story when we were growing up but no longer belief it now that we are adult. We have come to realize that it is all 'tales by moonlight' stories.

Why\how adult muslims believe many 'tales by moonlight' stories that filled the hadith, as taught by mohammed, as a fact always baffle my imagination. Is it that most muslims are conditioned be perpetually dumb?[/s]
Why did angels have sex?! undecided

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by mustymatic(m): 11:45am On Aug 15, 2015
parisbookaddict:


So what u saying is u can have sh.it on ur left hand and shake folks with ur right, and u have never made the mistake of touching anyone with ur left.

Why don't u use tissue which ensures no sh.it makes contact with ur skin. Oh right, mohammed never imagined tissues will be invented. His mind and allah were trapped in 7th century Arabia.
Childish, washing hands with water is far better than using tissues. Who thinks like that?
You're the one who brought the argument o
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by tintingz(m): 11:46am On Aug 15, 2015
Rilwayne001:


Lool. They've forgotten that this same satan carried their god to the highest mountain on earth; where he was able to see all the kingdom of the world. And if these fools are asked where this mountain is, they will resort to 'its not a physical mountain'.

How are you doing jare my brother?
LMAO cheesy grin.

That question worth a million dollars reward. cheesy

How can their god see the whole world from an unknown mountain in the Jewish land.

Am doing fine bro, hope all is well with you?

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by true2god: 11:46am On Aug 15, 2015
basilico:
The left hand is evil because there was no tissue paper.
Or Muhammad actually saw Shaytan having a meal and drinking maybe water in the hell fire.
Amazing.
The left hand is not part of muslims' body parts, it is evil (as long as mohammed said so). All people that eat with their left hands are the children of shaitan (islamic satan). Obama eats with left hand, so he is a child of satan. Lionel messi eats with left hand, so he is a child of satan (according to islamic and mohammedic standard).

allahh must be crazy for all these crazy 'revelation' he gives his apostle, mohammed.
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by tintingz(m): 11:49am On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

Why did angels have sex?! undecided
How will they answer that. LOL.

I wonder how their god had a son.

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by true2god: 11:50am On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

Olodo go to page one, why did angels have sex in your Bible?!
Dont shift the goal post, create a thread on that. We are discussing mohammed's hallucinations that muslims are foollishly following as a spiritual advise.
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 11:51am On Aug 15, 2015
tintingz:
How will they answer that. LOL.

I wonder how their god had a son.
grin grin grin

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 11:54am On Aug 15, 2015
true2god:
Dont shift the goal post, create a thread on that. We are discussing mohammed's hallucinations that muslims are foollishly following as a spiritual advise.
All your allegations and stupidity has been refuted, this thread is about satan eating. Now I personally addressed you, why did angels have sex? It's very amazing for angels to have pen°is, why did they have sex with daughters of men?! undecided

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Rilwayne001: 12:09pm On Aug 15, 2015
tintingz:
LMAO cheesy grin.

That question worth a million dollars reward. :DHow can their god see the whole world from an unknown mountain in the Jewish land.

In the first place, how did Mattew (the alleged writer of this narration) get to know all these, when actually he wasn't with Jesus during his 40 days fasting, and Jesus at no time narrated this scenario to his disciples, hence the reason why others didn't write anything about it.
Perhaps he attached video recorder on Jesus. smh..


Am doing fine bro, hope all is well with you?

Alhamdullilah bro..

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by tintingz(m): 12:19pm On Aug 15, 2015
Rilwayne001:


In the first place, how did Mattew (the alleged writer of this narration) got to know all these, when actually he wasn't with Jesus during his 40 days fasting, and Jesus at no time narrated this scenario to his disciples, hence the reason why others didn't write anything about it?
Perhaps he attached video recorder on Jesus. smh..
LOL very funny.



Alhamadullilah bro..
That's good chief. smiley

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 1:03pm On Aug 15, 2015
true2god:
You make no sense to sensible people. The hadith said mohammed SAW (i mean mohammed SAW) satan eating with left hand, why are you guys trying twist away what is written in your hadith? The most i expected from you guys is to lie again that that hadith is 'fabricated'. You cant open your hadith to endless interpretation anytime kafir discover some unreasonable contents in your hadith.

In one Igbo folklore, it was taught that ogbomma was scrashed at the back by 'arusi' (an igbo god) hence all human started having a curvely back on the spinal chord region. We believed the story when we were growing up but no longer belief it now that we are adult. We have come to realize that it is all 'tales by moonlight' stories.

Why\how adult muslims believe many 'tales by moonlight' stories that filled the hadith, as taught by mohammed, as a fact always baffle my imagination. Is it that most muslims are conditioned be perpetually dumb?
nobody z twistn, u fail to comprehend

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 1:56pm On Aug 15, 2015
true2god:
Dont shift the goal post, create a thread on that. We are discussing mohammed's hallucinations that muslims are foollishly following as a spiritual advise.


When they are unable to explain their prophets decrees, They start diversionary topics. They insult and even threaten.
Why did Muhammad say Satan uses his left hand to eat and drink?
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 3:15pm On Aug 15, 2015
basilico:



[s]When they are unable to explain their prophets decrees, They start diversionary topics. They insult and even threaten.
Why did Muhammad say Satan uses his left hand to eat and drink?[/s]
Look here, I know you're looking for a way to divert attention but that isn't going to work. Go through from page 1, all Muslims have answered your questions to the core with enough proofs. My question is why did angels have sex in your Bible?!

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 3:21pm On Aug 15, 2015
Like I always say- you have no manners, rude, vulgar and also an empty barrel. A Brother presented an irrefutable answer, instead of you to read you then abuse my God and Prophet.

When I was in primary school, we were fond of read biblical stories for children which had pictures. It was very fun and interesting because it had nice pictures which would help you reflect back to the events. I could remember an incident in which when we got to a story in Genesis 6, everyone was laughing because that story book said "Angels had sex with women on earth and they gave birth to giants", we were like "wooow", so angels had sex(!?) I didn't confirm that blasphemy until now when truthman2012=Falseman2012=Lie-lieman2012=basilico created this nonsense thread.

This story is found in Torah:

"There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God(Angels) came in unto the daughters of men, and they bore children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown." Genesis 6:4

Now some Christians might want to play smart by bringing a useless and non-contextual meanings, well I'm prepared for that. The phrase "sons of God" which is "בְּנֵי הָֽאֱלֹהִים"(Bene elohim) in Hebrew is used twice in the Book of Job to refer explicitly to "Angels".

"Now there was a day when the sons of God(Bene elohim) came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them." Job 1:6

"Again there was a day when the sons of God(Bene elohim) came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the Lord." Job 2:1

Now from this verses we can conclude that angels of God according to the Bible came down and had sex with daughters of Men to the extent they gave birth to giants. Some Christians here might be born again, so permit me to explain this sex:

sex·u·al intercourse (sĕk′sho͞o-əl)

Noun 1. sexual intercourse - the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's peni°s is inserted into the woman's vagina and [size=15pt]excited[/size] until orgasm and ejaculation occurs.


So according to the Bible, the underlined is what supposed angels of God did. They ejaculated into a human female to give birth to giants. This is to say the angels had "pe°nis" in which they use to unirate or piss(OREMUSSANCTUS/OZAOEKPE), have sex, etc. Yet some hypocritical takkiyah Christians come and complain that the Prophet Muhammad(sallallaahu alayhi wasallam) downgraded Satan?

So let's say for the sake of an argument that indeed Satan eats(a brother has explained above), what's wrong with that? Shebi the angels of the bible had pen°is in which they procreate with female humans!

I know you might want to "takkiyalize" My post by claiming you didn't see it, I've copied and pasted it here for you to see. Cc basilico, true2god, truthman2012, parisbookaddict. I repeat my question; why and how did the angels of God have sex with daughters of men?!

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 3:28pm On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:


I know you might to "takkiyalize" My post by claiming you didn't see it, I've copied and pasted it here for you to see. Cc basilico, true2god, truthman2012, parisbookaddict. I repeat my question; why and how did the angels of God have sex with daughters of men?!

I'll answer you once you tell me whether Muhammad saw or was told by Shaytan that he eats and drinks with his left hand.
As you still do today.. Eating with the right hand.
Whether angels had sexx with human beings is irrelevant to the topic.
Did Muhammad see Shaytan eat with his left hand?
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 3:32pm On Aug 15, 2015
basilico:


I'll answer you once you tell me whether Muhammad saw or was told by Shaytan that he eats and drinks with his left hand.
As you still do today.. Eating with the right hand.
Whether angels had sexx with human beings is irrelevant on the topic.
Did Muhammad see Shaytan eat with his left hand?
I know dumbness runs in your blood, your questions were answered by me, Rilwayn001, lexicon, Empire. So go back and read, we pasted the sources for our materials. Now why and how did angels have sex with humans?! undecided

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 3:38pm On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

I know dumbness runs in your blood, your questions were answered by me, Rilwayn001, lexicon, Empire. So go back and read, we pasted the sources for our materials. Now why and how did angels have sex with humans?! undecided

Why is it so hard to answer? Did Muhammad see Shaytan eat with his left hand?
Leave the angels alone They ain't connected to the above question.
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 3:49pm On Aug 15, 2015
basilico:


Why is it so hard to answer? Did Muhammad see Shaytan eat with his left hand?
Leave the angels alone They ain't connected to the above question.
Why is so hard to comprehend? I said read from page 1 the replies every Muslim on this thread gave to you. The angels can't be left out because they're heavenly beings created by God who are incapable of engaging in things we do like sexual intercourse. That's quite different from eating and downgrading of satan. How and why did angels have sex with humans?!

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 3:55pm On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

Why is so hard to comprehend? I said read from page 1 the replies every Muslim on this thread gave to you. The angels can't be left out because they're heavenly beings created by God who are incapable of engaging in things we do like sexual intercourse. That's quite different from eating and downgrading of satan. How and why did angels have sex with humans?!

Angels having sexx with human beings have nothing to do with Muhammad seeing Shaytan eat and drink with his left hand
Create a separate thread for that and then we can debate it.
Did Muhammad see or was told that Shaytan uses the left hand.
Yes or No?
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 4:05pm On Aug 15, 2015
basilico:


Angels having sexx with human beings have nothing to do with Muhammad seeing Shaytan eat and drink with his left hand
Create a separate thread for that and then we can debate it.
Did Muhammad see or was told that Shaytan uses the left hand.
Yes or No?
Is it that you're too lazy that you can't go through the replies given to you? I've told you what to do, now answer me; why and how did angels have sex with daughters of men? If you can't answer me and spill sh't, then I'll know for sure you're a loser and you have nothing upstairs. Don't quote me again if you don't have an answer to my question!

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 4:07pm On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

Is it that you're too lazy that you can't go through the replies given to you? I've told you what to do, now answer me; why and how did angels have sex with daughters of men? If you can't answer me and spill sh't, then I'll know for sure you're a loser and you have nothing upstairs. Don't quote me again if you don't have an answer to my question!

I have been very civil. Did Muhammad see Shaytan eat with his left hand?
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 4:12pm On Aug 15, 2015
basilico:


I have been very civil. Did Muhammad see Shaytan eat with his left hand?
demzy, you better leave him, he is perhaps waiting for his friends to help him out, so he is buying time by going to and fro.
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 4:22pm On Aug 15, 2015
lexiconkabir:
demzy, you better leave him, he is perhaps waiting for his friends to help him out, so he is buying time by going to and fro.


Shaytan seems to have been buddies with prophet Muhammad.
Think think Xtianity encourages critical thinking.
Try it.
Discard the nonsense of Muhammad and you will be happier
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 4:26pm On Aug 15, 2015
basilico:



Shaytan seems to have been buddies with prophet Muhammad.
Think think Xtianity encourages critical thinking.
Try it.
Discard the nonsense of Muhammad and you will be happier
thank God you said christianity encourages thinking, can you please think and explain why angels had sex according to your canon(bible)

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 4:38pm On Aug 15, 2015
lexiconkabir:
demzy, you better leave him, he is perhaps waiting for his friends to help him out, so he is buying time by going to and fro.
I've always known him and his cohorts to be empty barrels. They know nothing about their bible, yet the jump to the Qur'an. The guy thinks everyone is also a dummy like him.. .. The true fact is Islam would always emerge victorious!

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 4:45pm On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

I've always known him and his cohorts are just empty barrels. They know nothing about their bible, yet the jump to the Qur'an. The guy thinks everyone is also a dummy like him.. .. The true fact is Islam would always emerge victorious!

My last word.
I'd like to thank the Muslims here for derailing the thread, Saying nothing and in the process showing how they are so rigid and fixated in their thinking that a pedophile prophet saw Shaytan eat and drink.
Have no more words.

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 4:50pm On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

I've always known him and his cohorts to be empty barrels. They know nothing about their bible, yet the jump to the Qur'an. The guy thinks everyone is also a dummy like him.. .. The true fact is Islam would always emerge victorious!
what baffles me the most is you hardly find a christian that has read the bible cover to cover the way muslims do(some even memorise from cover to cover), they all leave it to their pastors to do, which makes it easy for their pastors to delude them, smh.

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 5:00pm On Aug 15, 2015
tintingz:
How will they answer that. LOL.

I wonder how their god had a son.
Kindly create a thread on this and invite me. I will school u. No back to topic!
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 5:01pm On Aug 15, 2015
basilico:


[s]My last word.
I'd like to thank the Muslims here for derailing the thread, Saying nothing and in the process showing how they are so rigid and fixated in their thinking that a pedophile prophet saw Shaytan eat and drink.
Have no more words.[/s]
Dry old man!

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 5:01pm On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

I've always known him and his cohorts to be empty barrels. They know nothing about their bible, yet the jump to the Qur'an. The guy thinks everyone is also a dummy like him.. .. The true fact is Islam would always emerge victorious!
Like mohabeast, u r deluded. A simple topic and u managed to derail it.
Pls, r all lefties evil? Ur prophet says so

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