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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 5:02pm On Aug 15, 2015
lexiconkabir:
thank God you said christianity encourages thinking, can you please think and explain why angels had sex according to your canon(bible)
Can u pls create a thread on this, plssssssss!
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 5:06pm On Aug 15, 2015
Bobbysworld28:

Like mohabeast, u r deluded. A simple topic and u managed to derail it.
Pls, r all lefties evil? Ur prophet says so
Bigoted frog! Was I talking to you?! undecided

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Rilwayne001: 5:07pm On Aug 15, 2015
Bobbysworld28:
Like mohabeast, u r deluded. A simple topic and u managed to derail it. Pls, r all lefties evil? Ur prophet says so
Smh sad

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 5:31pm On Aug 15, 2015
Found the initial explanation on "Satan eating with his left hand " verry interesting . Someone defended that statement by insinuating that Satan is NOT KNOWN TO EAT and went further to explain that that the word "Satan"
sometimes are used to
describe "evil", "bad",
"something not
appropriate", "wrong doings"
etc,.

He went further by stating this:
Now in regards to the practice, using the word Satan here does not necessarily mean Satan as the "Evil Identity", rather it is used to describe the type of people that are not clean, because in Islam Cleanliness is half of faith. So the associative property of that person who is unclean is that Satan used in the concept".

Furtunately for me, there was an Islamic cleric sitting beside me and I read the post out loud for him to hear, he replied by stating that that person is totally wrong. He stated that Satan does eat food and that Satan eats with his left hand. He stated becus Satan is evil, all his ways are evil and they are told not to do things the way Satan does things, hence it is evil to eat with ur left hand.
He also stated that Satan is not an angel but an injil!.

I pasted this explanation earlier,I'm beginning to think the cleric is right cus no one has tried to reply such analogy with a contrary one.

So that we can fully know the truth, a plain simple question has been asked several times on this thread : does Satan eat litterarilly? And the answer to that has not been forthcoming .

I even added further questions like :

Does Satan eat so as to stay alive and have energy like we humans?
Is it evil for me to eat with my left hand if I have some disability with my right hand?.

How do you view "eating with both hands" ?. Eg eating a big burger with both hands?
These questions are still awaiting answers.

Some others have tried to derail the thread by asking/postulating questions/ discussion that goes contrary to the thread. I personaly will answer anyone on angels and sex if such one can answer the question on this post and also tell me why he brought up such question when he believes that Satan is not an angel.

The scrambled egg approach to defending a belief is not acceptable . Same belief based on different explanations.

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 6:44pm On Aug 15, 2015
@dolphinheart, LOL, you typed one word there that exposed you as a liar, that same word proves that you never sat beside an islamic cleric, that same word proves that you just made up the story, whats that word that messed you up? you said the islamic cleric told you that satan is "an INJIL", really? whats INJIL if i may ask? INJIL is the arabic term for GOSPEL. So if i am getting you right, are you saying satan is the GOSPEL?? LWTMB grin as ilorites will say, you can lie fa! grin that word has messed up your whole write up. well its your turn to answer me, why did angels have sex with women of this earth according to your bible? undecided

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by truthman2012(m): 8:07pm On Aug 15, 2015
Rilwayne001:


How else are we going to know that you are lieman2012? Shameless old liar.

Who is shameless between me and you?

I challenged you to your face and you fell flat, yet you bury your shame and continued to talk everywhere. Smh!!!
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 8:12pm On Aug 15, 2015
lexiconkabir:
@dolphinheart, LOL, you typed one word there that exposed you as a liar, that same word proves that you never sat beside an islamic cleric, that same word proves that you just made up the story, whats that word that messed you up? you said the islamic cleric told you that satan is "an INJIL", really? whats INJIL if i may ask? INJIL is the arabic term for GOSPEL. So if i am getting you right, are you saying satan is the GOSPEL?? LWTMB grin as ilorites will say, you can lie fa! grin that word has messed up your whole write up. well its your turn to answer me, why did angels have sex with women of this earth according to your bible? undecided

Just had to get in touch with someone that was there when the man explained the issue I summarised in my post so as to comfirm the words the man used, he said it was not "injill", that he said Satan is a "jinn" or "gin" or something close to it. So sorry I got it wrong, I was just trying to remember his words as he did not type it out but said it.

You guys are so quick to find fault, as long as it gives you time and oppotunity not to answer questions.

if you say I made it up because I misundertood/ misquoted/ miss-heard and miss- typed an Islamic/arabic word that I don't know its spelling or meaning, then I feel its a desperate attempt at not answering the questions in my post. You Went looking for something to argue about and refuse to answer the questions.
Unless you answer the questions (which incidentaly are not related to the Islamic Scorlars words) , then it is not yet ur turn.

if someone is truthful and notices the mistake of someone, despite the truth in that persons words, such one will be corrected and then his issues addresed. I belief you feel or know that I got it right to say Satan is not an angel (based on the what the man said), and you know that I got the pronouciation or spelling of what/who Satan is wrong. A truthfull person would have added the real word of what/who Satan really is when replying me. Or I'm I also wrong in saying Satan is not an angel?

U guys sha!.
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 8:14pm On Aug 15, 2015
dolphinheart:
Furtunately for me, there was an Islamic cleric sitting beside me and I read the post out loud for him to hear, he replied by stating that that person is totally wrong. He stated that Satan does eat food and that Satan eats with his left hand. He stated becus Satan is evil, all his ways are evil and they are told not to do things the way Satan does things, hence it is evil to eat with ur left hand.
He also stated that Satan is not an angel but an [size=18pt]injil![/size].
@emphasis,if indeed an Islamic scholar told you this, then he's the most dumb. I doubt that, you concocted this irrational and dumb story from your flat°head. Why must you lie to prove a point? When I tried to launch a campaign against Nairaland Christians due to persistent use of "takkiyah" many complained. Now look at the results.

But bros you can lie o shocked Injeel is the gospel in which many Christians misinterpret as bible. So you're automatically saying the bible is evil. grin grin Chai!!! Chai!! Chai! grin Nice one lexiconkabir cheesy

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 8:17pm On Aug 15, 2015
dolphinheart:


[s]Just had to get in touch with someone that was there when the man explained the issue I summarised in my post so as to comfirm the words the man used, he said it was not "injill", that he said Satan is a "jinn" or "gin" or something close to it. So sorry I got it wrong, I was just trying to remember his words as he did not type it out but said it.

You guys are so quick to find fault, as long as it gives you time and oppotunity not to answer questions.

if you say I made it up because I misundertood/ misquoted/ miss-heard and miss- typed an Islamic/arabic word that I don't know its spelling or meaning, then I feel its a desperate attempt at not answering the questions in my post. You Went looking for something to argue about and refuse to answer the questions.
Unless you answer the questions (which incidentaly are not related to the Islamic Scorlars words) , then it is not yet ur turn.

if someone is truthful and notices the mistake of someone, despite the truth in that persons words, such one will be corrected and then his issues addresed. I belief you feel or know that I got it right to say Satan is not an angel (based on the what the man said), and you know that I got the pronouciation or spelling of what/who Satan is wrong. A truthfull person would have added the real word of what/who Satan really is when replying me. Or I'm I also wrong in saying Satan is not an angel?

U guys sha!.[/s]
Mr. Man why did the angels of the bible have sex with human females?! grin

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 8:32pm On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

@emphasis,if indeed an Islamic scholar told you this, then he's the most dumb. I doubt that, you concocted this irrational and dumb story from your Igbo. Why must you lie to prove a point? When I tried to launch a campaign against Nairaland Christians due to persistent use of "takkiyah" many complained. Now look at the results.

But bros you can lie o shocked Injeel is the gospel in which many Christians misinterpret as bible. So you're automatically saying the bible is evil. grin grin Chai!!! Chai!! Chai! grin

The way you are quick to use derogatory words still dey wonder me.

Is the Islamic cleric most dumb to say that Satan is not an angel?

Is he most dumb to call Satan an Islamic word that I failed to understand?

For ur info, he did not say "injill" , was later told he said "Jin" or "gin", is he wrong to call Satan that?

I pray you to tell me the truth about who Satan is and ill take refusal to answer to mean u dnt o can't tell me.

Is there anything wrong with having a Igbo? Bet there are many flatsheads who live a very good life even by your creators standards. Even better than you could ever imagine .
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 8:34pm On Aug 15, 2015
Demmzy15:

Mr. Man why did the angels of the bible have sex with human females?! grin

Answer the questions posed to you guys first! Then I promise to give you a comprehensive answer .
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Rilwayne001: 8:37pm On Aug 15, 2015
truthman2012:


Who is shameless between me and you?

I challenged you to your face and you fell flat, yet you bury your shame and continued to talk everywhere. Smh!!!

[b] Lool. Bury my head in shame? How? Please tell me how I buried my head in shame.
It has been proven on different occasion that you can't stand an arguement with me. I have challenged you on the two thread I opened with my alternate moniker, you ran away claiming you debunked it despite making no viable point at all. You opened a thread to cover your shame, and before I addressed the thread, I told you to go back to our unfinished business on my two thread. You promised to do so, but on the condition that I should address your thread. Are you aware that you haven't come back to my thread hitherto? If you have forgotten, man, I haven't.. Then after addressing that thread, you opened multiple threads to cover your shame, and expect me to keep addressing them again without you addressing mine nor accepting my rebbutals? Man its a waste of time.

But if you want an open debate between myself and you.. Kindly open a thread, invite me to christianity by preaching to me what the christianity is all about, why christianity is the way to God.. Atleast thats what you are expected to do as a christian and as you have been commanded to do in Mark 16:15. That, exactly, is how every christian evangelist carry out their mission.

I CHALLENGE you to open a thread and invite me to christianity.

I'll be waiting to see my MENTION.. [/b]

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 8:44pm On Aug 15, 2015
Not fully sure who Satan is according to some people, but I feel I might have been right in my first post when the words of the Islamic scorlar was still fresh in my mind. But you guys will refuse to comment on that one cus the only post you can make there is to refute the mans statement( which I dnt think you are ready to do) , derail the topic( which I wunt allow) or use derogatory terms( a game I wunt play with you)
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by parisbookaddict(f): 9:24pm On Aug 15, 2015
lexiconkabir:
yes i do clean my nostrils to remove shaytan(evil/impurities) before prayers, so whats your point?

LoooooooooooooooL. Indeed cults are powerful.

So shaytan lives under ur nostrils, the dude must be tiny. How Can u, an adult believe that nonsense.

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by true2god: 10:28pm On Aug 15, 2015
parisbookaddict:


LoooooooooooooooL. Indeed cults are powerful.

So shaytan lives under ur nostrils, the dude must be tiny. How Can u, an adult believe that nonsense.
Muslims are strange being whose brains have been seriosly brainwashed by the arabs. How can a sane adult believe that satan used to be on his nose all night long and have to wash the devil from the nose evry morning? If im right, satan is always on the nose of all muslims all night 365days a year. The friendly relationship between the muslims and satan must be so strong.

@ lexiconkabir must have been brainwashed without visible repair, by the mohammedan yemeni arabs, to have believed that he need to wash the satan from his nose before 'prayer'. How did the arab-muslims manage to destroy the brains of we black african? Lexiconkabir is a symbol of backwardness that is going on in africa.

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 11:37pm On Aug 15, 2015
@true2god, no you are the one being brainwashed by paul and your pastors, atleast i read my quran cover to cover, i doubt if you also read your bible in the same way, cuz if you did you would have left christianity(you should have come across mattew 7:22-23). gudnyt!

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 11:37pm On Aug 15, 2015
true2god:
[s]Muslims are strange being whose brains have been seriosly brainwashed by the arabs. How can a sane adult believe that satan used to be on his nose all night long and have to wash the devil from the nose evry morning? If im right, satan is always on the nose of all muslims all night 365days a year. The friendly relationship between the muslims and satan must be so strong.

@ lexiconkabir must have been brainwashed without visible repair, by the mohammedan yemeni arabs, to have believed that he need to wash the satan from his nose before 'prayer'. How did the arab-muslims manage to destroy the brains of we black african? Lexiconkabir is a symbol of backwardness that is going on in africa. [/s]
You like bleating embarassed

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 11:42pm On Aug 15, 2015
parisbookaddict:


LoooooooooooooooL. Indeed cults are powerful.

So shaytan lives under ur nostrils, the dude must be tiny. How Can u, an adult believe that nonsense.
why are you laughing at your dumbness and blindness?

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by mustymatic(m): 11:51pm On Aug 15, 2015
parisbookaddict:


LoooooooooooooooL. Indeed cults are powerful.

So shaytan lives under ur nostrils, the dude must be tiny. How Can u, an adult believe that nonsense.
You failed to realize that an adult actually believe that he/she has to possess the evil spirit to understand the Bible... .and that the their god is a human like them.
Then I wonder how this verse is still in d bible....Rom1v25.. for that they exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshipped and served the creature rather than the Creator....

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 6:18am On Aug 16, 2015
@dolphinheart, i deliberately did not tell you what satan is in the previous post not because of untruthfulness, but because your post has lies in them, and i still stand to say that no islamic cleric told you all those things. before coming out bash islam, do proper research. Yes satan is not an angel but a jinn, note:your bible never referred to satan explicitly as an angel, well i look forward into seeing you prove to me that satan is an angel from your bible and i hope you dont give me job1:6 as your proof. the hadith in the original post is not talking about satan as "a being" but act of dirtiness, and act of dirtiness in islam is an act of satan, if you want to be truthful, why not read the hadith to the islamic cleric(let me pretend to agree that you actually sat with him) and ask him to explain what satan means in that context. goodmorning!

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 12:12pm On Aug 16, 2015
lexiconkabir:
@dolphinheart, i deliberately did not tell you what satan is in the previous post not because of untruthfulness, but because your post has lies in them, and i still stand to say that no islamic cleric told you all those things. before coming out bash islam, do proper research. Yes satan is not an angel but a jinn, note:your bible never referred to satan explicitly as an angel, well i look forward into seeing you prove to me that satan is an angel from your bible and i hope you dont give me job1:6 as your proof. the hadith in the original post is not talking about satan as "a being" but act of dirtiness, and act of dirtiness in islam is an act of satan, if you want to be truthful, why not read the hadith to the islamic cleric(let me pretend to agree that you actually sat with him) and ask him to explain what satan means in that context. goodmorning!

I still maintain that a truthfull person would have gone on to tell me my mistake and use the corrected version to answer my questions.

Now you have turned one mis quote to multiple lies. Pls tell me the lies in my post.

Well , the Islamic cleric told me on Friday evening that the explanation giving on Satan eating with his left hand is wrong. This he did in front of me and another young Muslim guy, who reconfirmed the "jinn" word as used by the man. Ill try to get in touch with him again to hear more.
I did not read the hadith to him, I only read the explanation giving on the hadith. I dnt know why you think reading an hadith he knows will change his answers.

In what way have I bashed islam, asking for my question to be answered is now bashing abi? Have you seen me abuse you or ur religion on these thread?

Pls pls pls, answer my questions first and ill tell you what I know about Satan and angels having sex.
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by 9jaforlife: 12:39pm On Aug 16, 2015
parisbookaddict:



Cc rilw.on, emp.iree, rilwa.nye001, yaz.ach , 9ja4life etc is this your view on this issue.

As dumb as ever...Ifeann aka parisbookaddict, how else can I tell you that this is a wrong way to quote my moniker
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Empiree: 1:15pm On Aug 16, 2015
Eja dolphinheart messed up really bad. I'm sure Islamic scholar told of 'JINN' (if any) but in his twisted mind he got it wrong grin

@9jaforlife, long time. How are you doing my sister? .

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 1:25pm On Aug 16, 2015
@dolphinheart, yes if you think i'm not being truthful, well its your opinion and your opinion is your right, i still strongly recommend you to ask him("islamic cleric) what satan means in that hadiths, like i said in my previous post satan in that hadiths was used in a metaphor form to mean act of dirtiness and like i also said before, satan is not an angel like the jews and christians believe, but he is a jinn. did i answered the question about satan? if yes answer mine about the story of angel having sex found in your bible.
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 1:27pm On Aug 16, 2015
Empiree:
Eja dolphinheart messed up really bad. I'm sure Islamic scholar told 'JINN' (if any) but in his twisted mind he got it wrong grin

@9jaforlife, long time. How are you doing my sister? .

Yes, yes , yeeesss!!, the scorlar said "jinn". Now if you think my inability to know or recollect easily Islamic words! As twisted mind, then ill leave to ur own opinnion . My own is that you answer my questions.

If you like, use a billion derogatory words, I will not go down that road with you.
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 1:33pm On Aug 16, 2015
lexiconkabir:
@dolphinheart, yes if you think i'm not being truthful, well its your opinion and your opinion is your right, i still strongly recommend you to ask him("islamic cleric) what satan means in that hadiths, like i said in my previous post satan in that hadiths was used in a metaphor form to mean act of dirtiness and like i also said before, satan is not an angel like the jews and christians believe, but he is a jinn. did i answered the question about satan? if yes answer mine about the story of angel having sex found in your bible.

Why dnt you guys want to answer my questions .I did not only ask about Satan ? The Satan being a jinn question came out cus of ur doubts . Pls answer my questions and ill answer urs .

Modified :Note: I've not said ur explanation on Satan eating with left hand is wrong. But having heard two different explanations, its left for me to ask questions and see who is lying .

But who ever lied in this case does not affect the answers to my questions
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 1:37pm On Aug 16, 2015
dolphinheart:


Why dnt you guys want to answer my questions .I did not only ask about Satan ? The Satan being a jinn question came out cus of ur doubts . Pls answer my questions and ill answer urs .
maybe you should post the questions again, cuz the only one i thought you were asking is the true creature satan is.
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 1:38pm On Aug 16, 2015
The explanation of Satan as representing evil is a lame duck excuse.
The implication is that the left hand is evil even though Satan does not literally eat food.
Why is the left hand evil?
Does what come out one's body rank as evil or unhygienic?
Is your excrete evil or unhygienic?
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 1:45pm On Aug 16, 2015
lexiconkabir:
maybe you should post the questions again, cuz the only one i thought you were asking is the true creature satan is.

Seems these method is now the in-thing . Ill repeat my questions and still wunt get answers.

I never post plenty post for this thread, My questions are easy to find !
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 1:49pm On Aug 16, 2015
dolphinheart:


Seems these method is now the in-thing . Ill repeat my questions and still wunt get answers.

I never post plenty post for this thread, My questions are easy to find !
post the questions again, note: only the questions are required. i will answer them if i can, the one that i do not answer, i will surely get back to you. *modified* i have seen the question, let me answer them in the next frame.

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Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 2:18pm On Aug 16, 2015
lexiconkabir:
post the questions again, note: only the questions are required. i will answer them if i can, the one that i do not answer, i will surely get back to you. *modified* i have seen the question, let me answer them in the next frame.

Nop, wunt do that, you go to where there questiions are asked and answer them, its not far, and neither is the thread too large for you not to be able to locate it
Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Empiree: 2:37pm On Aug 16, 2015
dolphinheart:


Yes, yes , yeeesss!!, the scorlar said "jinn". Now if you think my inability to know or recollect easily Islamic words! As twisted mind, then ill leave to ur own opinnion . My own is that you answer my questions.

If you like, use a billion derogatory words, I will not go down that road with you.
why are you taking this personal. ...just bcus I said "eja". Shaking my head. You should be happy you got attention lol

I don't see anything derogatory in that bro. Calm down

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