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Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2015

Have You Noticed !! (18+)
- . If you suck one n*pple well, the woman herself offers the other one.
In-case you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

- . Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B**bs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, p*ssy.
No wonder men suffer from high BP!

-. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

- . Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

- . 3 people having s*x is a threes*me, 2 is a twos*me. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment.

- . Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

- . Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d*ck hard, not his life..!

- . When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them comes and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters.

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Re: Funny But True (18+) by victor2fresh(m): 12:29pm On Aug 26, 2015

VERY FUNNY

Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 12:31pm On Aug 26, 2015

shumuel:
Have You Noticed !! (18+) - . If you suck one n*pple well, the woman herself offers the other one. In-case you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! - . Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B**bs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, p*ssy. No wonder men suffer from high BP!

B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t!!

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Re: Funny But True (18+) by djeezy(m): 12:39pm On Aug 26, 2015

Nice

Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 12:39pm On Aug 26, 2015

Aisha95:
B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t!!

hmmm... Okay, thats how you feel about this truth but i guess you agree with the rest, right ?

Modified: Wait... A... Minute ! Tell me you didn't smile when you read it and tell me you never did the one(part) you quoted and i would tag you a liar angry

Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 12:40pm On Aug 26, 2015

victor2fresh:
VERY FUNNY

Yeah, and true

Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 12:46pm On Aug 26, 2015

shumuel:
hmmm... Okay, thats how you feel about this truth but i guess you agree with the rest, right ?

Probably

Modified: Wait... A... Minute ! Tell me you didn't smile when you read it and tell me you never did the one(part) you quoted and i would tag you a liar

Not even a smirk.

Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 12:53pm On Aug 26, 2015

Aisha95:
Probably: Okay

Not even a smirk: Thats just you answering one out of two questions, don't play smart, answer the other question, haven't you done it before or you don't remember because you were in limbo at that time ?

Re: Funny But True (18+) by Aminat508(f): 1:00pm On Aug 26, 2015

Funny dude

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Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 1:16pm On Aug 26, 2015

Aminat508:
Funny dude

Funny You, i guess it would be nice if you can explain the first part to your sister Aisha95, because she didn't get it ''Or she's just trying to form saint''

Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 1:27pm On Aug 26, 2015

djeezy:
Nice

Thanks man

Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 1:30pm On Aug 26, 2015

[quote author=shumuel post=37352315][/quote]Most definitely.

Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 1:37pm On Aug 26, 2015

Aisha95:
Most definitely.

kikiki hahaha Lol, Okay case closed.
But... Why then tag it bullsh*t ? Ladies... Hmmm :/

Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 1:41pm On Aug 26, 2015

shumuel:
kikiki hahaha Lol, Okay case closed.
But... Why then tag it bullsh*t ? Ladies... Hmmm :/

I mean to say I haven't done it.

Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 1:41pm On Aug 26, 2015

shumuel:
kikiki hahaha Lol, Okay case closed.
But... Why then tag it bullsh*t ? Ladies... Hmmm :/

I mean to say I haven't done it.

Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 2:16pm On Aug 26, 2015

Aisha95:
I mean to say I haven't done it.

Lady i don't believe you.

hmmm! 'quickly went to her Profile to check out her Dp to see how she looks but met something else, then i had a mixed feeling, 2 actually'

1. I guess i could believe you since you don't have a face 'i hope you understand why i said so'.

2. I just can't conclude untill i see your face or how you look.

Pix and i may

Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 2:23pm On Aug 26, 2015

shumuel:
Lady i don't believe you.

hmmm! 'quickly went to her Profile to check out her Dp to see how she looks but met something else, then i had a mixed feeling, 2 actually'

1. I guess i could believe you since you don't have a face 'i hope you understand why i said so'.

2. I just can't conclude untill i see your face or how you look.

Pix and i may

My pix will be uploaded according to my self-assigned protocol.

Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 2:36pm On Aug 26, 2015

Aisha95:
My pix will be uploaded according to my self-assigned protocol.

Okay not really bothered about that just suprised, are you living in a female only city ? Because the guys around you must be saints or just too dumb sad

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Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 2:52pm On Aug 26, 2015

shumuel:
Okay not really bothered about that just suprised, are you living in a female only city ? Because the guys around you must be saints or just too dumb

I reside in an area occupied by both sexes. Nope. The guys around me aren't dumb rather they are responsible guys who pride not in fornication.

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Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(op): 3:09pm On Aug 26, 2015

Aisha95:
I reside in an area occupied by both sexes. Nope. The guys around me aren't dumb rather they are responsible guys who pride not in fornication .

(Smiling) trust me lady your first quote is not a result of the @ Bolded but rather just being the Ladies man.

Re: Funny But True (18+) by ggrin(f): 3:21pm On Aug 26, 2015

shumuel:
- . When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them comes and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters.