₦airaland Forum

peterswagg:
Even the small girl (orangutan)knows funlord is the better disser.....#funlord floors erotic....bloggers go love this

funlord:


"IDIOTIC EROTICANGELA"! See your saving mention here oh! You better send ladyboss1 a thank you note and a present soon or else! Lmfao! Shalom mong!

Youngpo413:
They can't say NO cos ladies knows that guys are doing them a great favour and if they miss that opportunity,they may have to wait for another 10 years.

funlord:
What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha ha ha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?

Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun

Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!

vulpeslopez:
Guys,keep voting o.....next is
The hegoat vs MISSCONGENIALITY loading.......*rushes to get Popcorn and orijin*

timm1990:
All thanks 2 Funlord and eroticangelina.......u dude made my evening, sorry my dayyyyy ;DAll thanks 2 Funlord and erotic angelina.......u dude made my evening, sorry my dayyyyy......so when are u guys getting married, I will like to withness it

peeparty:
seconded

funlord:
Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants!

Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"

Nno one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!"

All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!

I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity

I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."

Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU! You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG!

tartarus:
This is very dumb actually. a lady leaves her family, spends the rest of her life with u, bears your name and gives birth to your children. Women are doing US a favour not the other way around. Nonsense!! I'm disgusted. You're probably going to get married to a slave with that mentality of yours.

omoharry:
No.. guys are confuse and they don't appreciate real love when they see it..they would rather see it as desperation..girls stopped being nice and loving when guys became too paranoid and obsessed over their bachelor-hood.

funlord:
What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha ha ha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?

Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun

Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!

Abeg take am easy ooooo

Raalsalghul:
Hmmmm. Another e-fight is gearing up. Anyway, Wicked!

GentleMimi:
Looooool! Just one question was asked, and this place gets flooded with saliva and shiiit. Una no get work, yabbing each other like market women. Boring piece of shiit, Nairaland don kpai. Where is caseless, Lagunna/laguna the iguana?

But on a more serious note, I don't see why dudes bin dey die on top Angela comment. Na her opinion, why guys wan commit suicide?

funlord:
Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants!

Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"

Nno one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!"

All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!

I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity

I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."

Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU! You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG!

koppa:
[i]Just pondering on the scene at a situation like this..

Usually when a guy proposes it's usually a Yes from the lady,just imagine a situation whereby the guy proposes to his girlfriend in a public place,say a restaurant or anywhere and the girl replies No,..

Now to guys what will your reaction be like,will you still continue with the relationship,..

To girls,can you imagine yourself saying No..

Jollyjoy:
sorry for intruding but you are getting it wrong,granted,none is perfect but your write up was way out of this world,it wasnt really composed well,think that is why, just read what you post,this time slowly...once again sorry for my interference....no bad blood.

DocAdray:
I think EroticAngelina and Funlord would make a good couple (in real life).
Sometimes, we don't have to take all these internet ish too seriously.
Thank you both for making my evening.
PEACE!!!

Vikkie14:
Funlord, u be Badt Badt Badt Guy. Ur mouth is sharp like a razor.
I must follow this thread for future reference.

You guys made my day. I was so angry with someone here and in my anger, i open NL and lo and behold, i stumbled upon this thread and am no more angry coz i don laff tire.


New Words To Take Note

EroticAngelina: You suck _cocks like a vaccum cleaner!

Funlord: Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you tend to over use while trying to hide the craters and speed bumps situated on your hideous face.

EroticAngelina: clumsy three-eyed klutz.silly gay cockshiner.

Funlord: your slipper looking breasts to make up for your factory fitted _stupidity.

EroticAngelina: foolish bottled-shaped-headed madman!

EroticAngelina: broke wayward, dizzy-eyed son of a Snake. useless walking disaster.

Funlord: your brain its nothing more than a decoration!

EroticAngelina: u are nuttier than a squirrel's turd.

Funlord: Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?

Funlord: See "make up" looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun.

EroticAngelina: no girl agrees to fvck u cos ur face alone can cause high temperature.

Funlord: plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear!

EroticAngelina: the only thing positive abt u is ur HIV status.

EroticAngelina: why don't u check up on olx, to see if they got a life for sale.

Funlord: You can't chew my kind of prime ribbed beef yet, but you can slobber balls, suck _shit stained cocks that have just exited your anus, and guzzle more _sperm than the fuel tank of a hummer getting filled up with petrol!

Funlord: "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo".

Funlord: what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant!



You can rate them NOW. Watch Out for the New Movie: EroticLord: Western Condor.

EroticAngelina:
not all women av the same goal in their relationship. so if he ask me to marry him when I'm jx lyk 19yrz, I should say yes mtchew

afolwalex20:
No matured man <in his right senses> would date a 19 year old not to talk of proposing marriage

Btw: if a guy dats ripe 4 marriage dates a teenager, he's only after her tight V **if it's tight**

U've gat no point

GentleMimi:
Looooool! Just one question was asked, and this place gets flooded with saliva and shiiit. Una no get work, yabbing each other like market women. Boring piece of shiit, Nairaland don kpai. Where is caseless, Lagunna/laguna the iguana?

But on a more serious note, I don't see why dudes bin dey die on top Angela comment. Na her opinion, why guys wan commit suicide?

Valeree:
men date and marry girls in their teens dear, some wait when they get into their early 20s.

tartarus:
This is very dumb actually. a lady leaves her family, spends the rest of her life with u, bears your name and gives birth to your children. Women are doing US a favour not the other way around. Nonsense!! I'm disgusted. You're probably going to get married to a slave with that mentality of yours.