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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Suremercies: 9:34pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Richybang: |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:34pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
StainlessH:It's very possible, bruh Have never been caught by any of those animals once, cos, terror lent me wings Dunno how I out-ran even hefty, terrifying dogs on all the uncountable encounters I had with 'em idiotts |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by mgbedianya(m): 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
l just dey read this topic just dey laugh like a mad man, lo and behold one fierce looking ekuke just burst out from no where as if it knows l was reading about them, just running towards me, and l didn't notice it on good time. Omo come see how l pick race , l know no weda they send am , na so my phone fall scatter screen 6 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
figo05:hahahaha....trust me na, i have long legs |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:37pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
juicee1:...bruh, not me. You won't understand To worsen it sometimes, the owners laugh while I'm battling for my dear life or Mum insists I go back and get what she sent me to get; dog attack or not |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Drkul(f): 9:42pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I was about 6yrs then, we went for holz at a cousin's. The dog chased my younger bro and I, we had to enter a white garment/ cele church. Plenty slippers were outside. We just ran in with our slippers 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by iwakacome: 9:43pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
One random morning like that, since I couldn't sleep all night long I decided to allow devil tempt me into jogging, 5am I left home that I must jog today. Na so I enter on street, as I enter na like 6 dogs dey do meeting. I declear blood of Jesus turn like robot enter gear 4. If no be God way make me hide inside gutter my parts for scatter like say na bomb meet me 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by ChukChinCol(m): 9:43pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
How can I 4get Feb 14 2010, wen Bracket released yori yori. The song dey craze me dat year. And one Joint was hosting em for 3h gate fee...try and stop me. I dress go.... Around 2am, d DJ closed. And I was hopin it was Tdb #for_just_3h. I was putting on short, and mosquito plenty no be small. And I came alone. I decided 2go home...my house was somehow trekkable. Firstly, I ran into some securitymen who cautioned me seriously abt late nyt waka. Na God save me dat day, d oga ask me 'wat if dey shoot me now and place a gun on my body and tell ppl 2mao dat dey shot me as we were robbing, others escaped wit bullet wounds? I beg em wit all my hrt. It wasn't upto 5mins I left em, nnaa see dogs, hefty hefty dogs. They were jugging near me. My best bet was to run back to the securitymen, bt wat d securityman told me gives me shivers, heck at it, they may shot at me thinking it was a thief the watchdogs sniffed out. I preferred the dogs maybe they won't eat me finish, to a bullet tru my head! But seven rabid dogs! As they drew closer they increased their pace, a ploy to put me in motion but I was trapped by d fear of a bigger danger. I wanted to shout, my voice failed me. They were now very close to me, I wanted to form JamesBond, I began to wave em away feigning one kyn boss. But dem no evn do likesay dem hear me. By then fear enveloped me like blanket, I tot abt d horrible death dat awaits, I said 'God, it never crossed my mind dat I will be killed by dogs...wat a death, shameful I must tell u' As they get to me. I wanted to show em dat am harmless. I cldnt run, its too late. 7 dogs with 200w eyes, no chance in hell. The hand I raised while trying to wave em away, I began to return it make dem no see am as a form of attack. But I cldnt bring it down completely cos my hand will touch their head, that's how huge they were. So I hang it midway. I can feel their hot air all over my bare legs. One bit at my snickers, another my short. I was halfdead. I cldnt look at em, I closed my eyes. I can't even think. I felt em leaving one after the other. But some remained. Atlast only two remained. But two = seven. Na only zero be zero. This two began barking like say dey just noticed me now. Another two return to join em. They were now bark and jumping furiously at me. My legs were shaking. At this moment, 'I prayed...God pls u knew I didn't com here to hurt anybdy why shld these beasts devour me?' As if God answered, one left, the barking ceased. Only sniffing. Two reluctantly left. The last one circled me before running away. I was still shocked to move. Then I move cautiously, watching the direction they followed before I moved d next leg. That's how I escaped devouring. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by kinibigdeal(m): 9:44pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
MizMyColi:Then you must be from those particular zone in nigeria |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:47pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Caracta: this part gat me laffing ma butt off. Thank God u werent molested by d dog,lol to think u still want an apology.if you meet the dog one on one again,will you accept the apology in that same manner 2 Likes |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Midehi: I knw u have long legs and flat..... 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:51pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
figo05:really? keep guessing 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by llaykorn: 9:52pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
MuhdG:Yeah, OLX thingz.... |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:52pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
mgbedianya: Lie detector.still commenting with a broken screen,ow manage? |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by vivalavida(m): 9:53pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Midehi: lol pele |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:54pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Midehi: If am coming back I pray u be on duty so I can go behind and look well |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by IceDude(m): 9:54pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Mirror97:Lol, that dog is a hustler. |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by MrFlavvor(m): 9:56pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
juicee1: |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by lepasharon(f): 9:58pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
hedonistic: I hate dog owners ! |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:59pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
figo05:you think i can't detect you hun? |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
vivalavida: |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by richard870(m): 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
juicee1:Mine was when i forced a neighbour's dog 2 eat mango...it wasn't funny |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by missmary(f): 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
[quote author=Richybang post=37499862] I cried after reading your post.. The laughter just wan finish me... *wipes tears*... Kai |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Mirror97: 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
No mind the Dog jare |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by whodeyhere: 10:05pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
I remember when I was chased by James Bond so it was called then, I was about 6/7yrs, we kicked our ball into the owners compound, I and one guy went to pick the ball only to be chased by the dog, i ran until i fell down and the dog stopped immediately and turned back into the compound. I sustained some bruises but it was minor. Since then, i don't visit people until they confirmed they don't have dog. I was so scared. 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by missmary(f): 10:05pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
richard870:I don cry finish *laughing out my heart... Why would you try that... 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by conquerorsegun(m): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Yes In d dream... Blood of Jesus saved me |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by missmary(f): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
ChukChinCol: Jesus i don cry finish for Hear... This tory tory no be beans.... Kai... Belle don dey pain me 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by janefrancisca(f): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
hedonistic:oga no be fight nah 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by doskie(m): 10:11pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
any dog that chases me at my age does so at its own risk. I walk around with a knife on my waist. I will never ever run again. its a running game we play, their turn to run. 1 Like |
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by classiclee(m): 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
My own no b hear ..I even marked the date August 13 2009 that year i was in command sec school ,I came back home for holidays Great GrandMa sent me to buy bread on my way I met this dog by the road side I became afraid walking gently the dog noticed it stood up and pursued see race thank God I was fast dose days and I bro stopped the dog Ripp to great grandma |
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