Richybang:
you can do that for a fearful dog this no talk no eye contact don't work for some dogs mine don't need to look at your eye or body movement she looks at your feet your 1st to your 4th (foot steps) if its too confident she attacks if its too weak she attacks you have to be in between before she can let you be she is not just a dog she is a guard dog some dogs don't care about body movement or eye contact

StainlessH:


Please how did you run faster than a dog in 1kilometer?

figo05:


Guess the dog didn't see what to bite behind u that's why he choosed to bite ur sister's

juicee1:
a dog is a man's best friend.

MizMyColi:
Dogs avoid me. Not the other way round.

Caracta:
The dog charged towards me and barked right at my face. Then it climbed over me and went the other way.

I was disrespected, ridiculed and bullied by one of them without an apology!

Midehi:

hahahaha....trust me na, i have long legs

figo05:

I knw u have long legs and flat.....

MuhdG:
What happened to the other one? Abi u don sell am?

mgbedianya:
l just dey read this topic just dey laugh like a mad man, lo and behold one fierce looking ekuke just burst out from no where as if it knows l was reading about them, just running towards me, and l didn't notice it on good time. Omo come see how l pick race , l know no weda they send am , na so my phone fall scatter screen

Midehi:
yea, me and my kid sis then, we ran but the dog caught up with her and bite her bum bum


long story sha.

Midehi:

really? keep guessing

Mirror97:
I think i was 10years old when i got chased by a Dog, i wanted to buy a biscuit then '' Coster biscuit'' those days the quantity of the biscuit do vary from each other some might be 7 while some might be 6 , there was an old woman in front of my house selling it but its not up to 7 so i left my house and i went to a different shop to get the one of 7 on my way back home i was happy so i started jogging then i got chased by a crazy Dog i ran away but i fell down ...... Could you believe the Dog ate my biscuit and left that day i cried like shit!!! i had a bruise in my left leg lol.......

juicee1:
you mean a puppy chased you guys? Fear fear

There was this compound at igbo-elerin okokomaiko called white house. Whenever a car wants to go inside, pray you are never caught close to its gate or anywhere on the street where the house is. Why? Immediately the gate flings open to let the car in, about 20 hefty looking dogs bounce out and make a dash to the end of the street and back. My house was close to the building so it was huge fun watching people scamper for safety .

The dogs were local dogs but well fed and looked burly and hairy than most of what we call GSD today.

hedonistic:
For those who should know, is it lawful to allow your dog roam free in a public space? In my Estate one fool who lives close to my house is in the habit of unleashing his dog late at night to roam all around our avenue. Some of us are night crawlers and on a few occasions, I have encountered the dog and had only managed to pass by without incident. I have vowed that if ever, God forbid, this dog injures somebody one day, I will not only make sure that I butcher it to death, but I will also burn the owners house down. Nothing like sorry will be entertained.

If you like your stupid dog, keep it within your own compound instead of constituting a nuisance with it and endangering the lives of other law abiding citizens!

figo05:

If am coming back I pray u be on duty so I can go behind and look well

vivalavida:

lol pele

juicee1:


I remember my childhood years in Navy camp site Apapa lagos. The neighbourhood was like a nice american neighbourhood with houses situated in large plots of land with each house fenced by christmas trees. The next plot from ours had a crazy dog called bully. Bully had the colour pattern of a Rottweiler/GSD mix and was a female. The whole neighbourhood was scared of the dog. This dog was so wicked and fearless that it could chase you right in your own plot of land. I remember how it chased I and my friend right in my own compound for no damn reason. While the dog was on me, I made sure I ran closer to my friend just to shake the dog off me and ensure he had a share of the chase too, a thing he also did. This made the chase very long, but along the line we realised that the dog was no more behind us.

Bully later became pals with me when it gave birth to a single pup as it always does. First was Jimmy, which was given to a neighbour but later became a dog for whoever was willing to feed it. Second was Tigress, whom the owner's son cried tears to prevent his dad from giving it to me cos the pup was very beautiful. Then came the third single pup which was handed to us.

After the owner gave the pup to us, bully wouldn't let go. She turned our house to her home because of the pup as I fed her from time to time. This gave me the opportunity to touch Bully . Days latter, she took the pup away and we never saw both of them again.

The neighbourhood became free for kids to play


Share your own story of that wicked dog in your neighbourhood or how you got chased by a dog.

richard870:
Mine was when i forced a neighbour's dog 2 eat mango...it wasn't funny

ChukChinCol:
How can I 4get Feb 14 2010, wen Bracket released yori yori. The song dey craze me dat year. And one joint was hosting em for 3h gate fee,,,try and stop me. I dress go....

Around 2am, d DJ closed. And I was hopin it was Tdb #with_3k. I was putting on short, and mosquito plenty no be small. And I came alone. I decided 2go home...my house was somehow trekkable. Firstly, I ran into a security men who cautioned me seriously abt late nyt waka. Na God save me dat day, d oga ask me 'wat if dey shoot me now and place a gun on my body and tell ppl 2mao dat dey shot me, others escaped wit gun wounds? I beg em wit all my hrt. It wasn't upto 5mins I left em, nnaa see dogs, hefty hefty dogs. They were jugging near me. My best bet was to run back to the securitymen, bt wat d securityman told me gives me shivers, wat if they shot at me thinking its a thief the watchdogs sniffed out. I preferred the dogs, maybe they won't eat me finish but a bullet tru my head? But seven rabid dogs! As they drew closer they increased their pace, a ploy to put me in motion but I was trapped by d fear of a bigger danger. I wanted to shout, my voice failed me. They were now very close to me, I wanted to form JamesBond, I began to wave em away feigning one kyn boss. But dem no evn do likesay dem hear me. By then fear enveloped me like blanket, I tot abt. Horrible death dat awaits, I said 'God, it never crossed my mind dat I will be killed by dogs...wat a death, shameful I must tell u' As they get to me. I wanted to show em dat am harmless. I cldnt run, its too late. 7 dogs with 200w eyes, no chance in hell. My hand dat I raised while trying to wave em away, I began to return it make dem no see am as a form of attack. But I cldnt bring it down completely cos my hand will touch their head, that's how huge they were. So I hang em midway. I can feel their hot air all over my bare legs. One bit at my snickers, another my short. I was halfdead. I cldnt look at em, I closed my eyes. I can't even think. I felt em leaving one after the other. But some remained. Atlast only two remained. But two = seven. Na only zero be zero. This two began barking like say dey just noticed me now. Another two return to join em. They were now bark and jumping furiously at me. My legs were shaking 'I prayed...God pls u knew I didn't com here to hurt anybdy why shld these beasts devour me?' One left. The barking ceased. Only sniffing. Two left. The last one circled me before running away. I was still shocked to move. Then I move cautiously, watching the direction they followed before I moved d next leg.
That's how I escaped devouring.

hedonistic:
For those who should know, is it lawful to allow your dog roam free in a public space? In my Estate one fool who lives close to my house is in the habit of unleashing his dog late at night to roam all around our avenue. Some of us are night crawlers and on a few occasions, I have encountered the dog and had only managed to pass by without incident. I have vowed that if ever, God forbid, this dog injures somebody one day, I will not only make sure that I butcher it to death, but I will also burn the owners house down. Nothing like sorry will be entertained.

If you like your stupid dog, keep it within your own compound instead of constituting a nuisance with it and endangering the lives of other law abiding citizens!