₦airaland Forum

Candyrain:
Oh really! So how am I supposed to be a stallion when we are still V?

buygala:
Kachisbarbie



I have a thing for pregnant married women

PunkyVeer:
Let's just say I can sense the "horse power"

PunkyVeer:
Disliking?
But anyway yeah.

Candyrain:
I don't think you can do that. Only those who have had it can tell what the horse power is, not by sensing

quiinnBee:
he meant he couldnt dislike it, even if he wanted to

PunkyVeer:
Never underestimate my spidey senses I'm like a scanner, baby bae-bae. Just one look & I can even tell how many times you chew each bite of food

"Those who have had it"? But I thought you were in my team Remember "#teamvirgin chyeah!"? And you even
cheered with me. Oh the betrayal stings! *clutches chest* Et tu Brute indeed

How's the mornin' , Can?

PunkyVeer:
Oh! I thought that maybe he was an undercover hater before. Kikiki. Some people on NL love their chilled bottle of Haterade so you can never know for sure what they mean

Candyrain:
I actually meant those who have had it in my previous life and of course we are #teamvirgin, I can't betray you. Since you have spidey sense and probably a x-ray vision I guess I have to start wearing lead pants so you stop seeing my weapon of mass distruction lol...

I'm fine dear, how are you too? It's Saturday, what's up for today?

quiinnBee:
Lol Nah.He Wasnt Hating

PunkyVeer:
Have you acquired any "haters" yet? Brace yourself lol

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO @ past life. The lies he tells! Oh & I think I have an idea on the other stuff Don't ask me why

Anyway, good & good. Got loads of ish to do but the bed is still feeling unbelievably comfortable. I can't drag meself out of it. It's like I'm with Clooney. At least I imagine I'd never leave the bed if I had Clooney. Kikiki. I'm joking.

angels09:
Here you are...

Candyrain:
I don't tell lies, you know that, don't you? and lol... You think you really do have an idea on the other stuff? I seriously doubt I'm sure you would have told me if you do

I think I know what to do to get your @ss outta that bed and which Clooney are you talking about? George Clooney?

PunkyVeer:
Let me ignore the steamy talk Some virgin you are! Anyway yeash, old George. How do you intend to get me out of bed? Are you gonna crawl in & show me scary "stuff" ? Hahaha.

Candyrain:
Oh come on, why Old George when you have someone like
Hahahahaha... @scary stuff. Seems you don't like scary "stuff"

PunkyVeer:
Hahaha. Whatever. Naughty! Situation right now is I got stuff to do, so later alligator

It's always nice talking to you, Can One of these days I wanna be candid with you about my "heart problems". But it'll have to wait. For now let me wear a smile, go weep in the rain so anyone wouldn't notice I'm crying. I'm hurting BAD. But anyway, ta-ta for now!

morethanadoll:
So far, I have only encountered one Nigerian from Lagos that I would have dated in real life. He isn't on Nairaland, but I just wanted to share my experience. I met him through Instagram and was very attractive! *sighs* Distance always ruins everything. HAHA

Candyrain:
Haha... @aliigator

It's always nice talking to you too dear. I'm looking forward to that day and I'll be ready to listen. I know you are hurting BAD and another thing I know is that you are STRONG HEARTED. Just remain strong no matter what. Do take care and bye for now.

all4naija:
Hello bunch of cowards. Why are you always scared to speak your mind here? Huh.

PunkyVeer:
What about you? You haven't said a thing so far

PunkyVeer:
Two errands down, two to go. Btw, I just realised I made an error in my little Latin class. I was distracted by something else on tv at the time (got the attention span of a tsetse fly ), so I made the Freudian slip. Julius Ceasar said the words not Christ lol. Well both were stabbed in the back so you can see the correlation I made in my jumbled mind.

all4naija:
I just saw the thread! I always open up as a free human being. Not a person in closet like most of you cowards here.

PunkyVeer:
Whatever. So who would you wanna romance here? Bust it open for me

Candyrain:
Oh I see! Need any help with the remaining errands? Just bring it on, I'm feeling a little idle at the moment

And so what's attention span of the fly? Educate me mama

all4naija:
I already got a super hottie and I don't want to mess around with anybody. So I am not a coward.

PunkyVeer:
Oh so you say! Wish I could see this "super hottie" that got you pussymatised like this

*runs*

. You don't have to run because I don't bite that much.

PunkyVeer:
Lol @ feeling idle. I got it all under control like a bawse, thanks.

IDK, flies just seem to have a short attention span. Never seen it "concentrating"

cutesmilez:
owh I 4got 2 tell u Bea. I'm now on nairaland