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Adanna28:
You ehn LOL it good to have confidence but eh if it was I n you ignored me would wave my hand in yo face n do funny faces lmfao.

That is one of the reasons I am crazy for girls who have understanding. However, a girl has done that to me before. My friends were surprised to see the funny face(more like a frown) because they didn't know what the problem was. Why do girls react openly like that sometimes?

molar36:
I ve been reading all ur comments,didn't wnt to say anythng bt let me try,mine has been multiple cases......first it happnd during my jss1,dia was dis gul I was dieing for,her name is peace,she sent me a letter even included some mony inside it,so after reading,I wanted replying d letter,whether I forgt d spelling of her,I can't just say.........I wrote dear pieces,she left me since dt day,
Second happnd I wrote a letter to a gul,so I wnt to dia house,I didn't see her bt I saw d small sis,I gave her d letter to go give to her sis,d gul carry d letter go give her fada,d worst is dt d fada is a frnd of my dad,each tym d man cm our house,I dodge.
Third,it was in primary sch,I was sittn btw two guls,each tym I ll purposely throw my pencil on d ground nd I ll pretent I m piking it while observing dia pants...or I ll use my laps nd b rubbing dia laps.one fall for it,I had to finger her in d class while d teacher was on d board.
Fourthly.
It happnd wen I wnt for I.t,nd I stay in d same house wit my dad,so he told me he was travelln,I told my myslf dis an opp,so I called my gul after my fada has left,so wqe strted romancing,I used condom bt d gul was proving stubborn,so I had to bleep her laps..on my releasing state,had a knock on d door,it was my dad,he called ugochukwu r u sleeping,I was now now talkn like an slowpoke,like someone waking up frm a deep sleep,so I opend d back door for d gul,she wnt out,bt her shoes was at d front door wic my dad has seen,wen my dad entered,he asked me hu has dos shoes,I said is our neigbour,dt she came nd forgt her shoes,I knw say d man code wetin happn for d room,cus d smell of sperm.nd sex in d room,he didn't say anythng bt he told my mum,wic she asked me,I denied.mehn I ve too many experiences,just manage dis ones for now,if I get many likes,I ll continue

midassultan:
Mine happened wen i was in js2. I was dz introvert guy, dont talk to nobody xcept my sure g's. Then this girl just got transfered, very pretty. Aldou i dnt tok, shii i knw pretty wen i see one. We wia in a phe class sha and d phe teacher, shii too promiscous. New girl, no seat, she was told to seat bhind me the alien class monitor so said d phe teacher. Now erthang else aside, i think i like dz girl but d silent part of me wudnt make me say nothang. Days passd, dz girl wil smile and try strtng a convo bt im nt just olways in d mud. She ll drop ha pen nd stuffs intentionally dn ask me to pik it up fo ha. I lykd it bt olways pretended i ddnt, wierd tho. And dn was when dz multilinks fone was popula, i ad 1, she ad 1. Dn, she gave ha num 2 anoda girl 2 gimme, d no nonsense part of me squeezed it nd threw it in d waste bin! Clueless jerk, i knw! Funi enuf, i went bak to luk fo it when no1 was lukn! Dz was when i realised i kinda lykd ha bt weneva sm1 says abdul nd maryam like each oda, i get mad! Egoist, i ddnt even knw dah word existed dn. Lol, makes me laugh wheneva i rmemba. Called ha nd Said sori! Neva apologized to a girl b4 dat! We startd talkn on fone, then i just blurted out d 3 word and even i was shockd when i realised wha i did. Hunged d call up immediately then called bk 2 say d foolish thing, tld ha she ad bn tokn to me bro and apologized! Got all gloomy d nxt day at sch. She was crae hapi nd she came to me, tld me she loved me too, come nd see hw my face lightened up, u cud use it to fynd ur way in d dark! Ofcos u knw dats metaphoric. We got 2geda frm js2! Js3, she tld me we done, later realized she ad bn wit me frnd. D introvert me, acted lyk it was nthanh bt hell i lost i wen i got home. Lyf cntinued. End of js3 she came wit ha frnds to apologize nd i just dunno, i got attracted immediately. We got bak 2geda. One silly thng, tld ha i knew ha house when infact i only saw ha dad drive in2 a street d day earlier! She tld me 2 come by afta sch if im crious.

Thryphosa:
There was this pretty, fresh, tomato coloured young girl in one of the flats my parents once lived. I like peeping at her fresh oranges that would pop out of her undies whenever she drew water from the well. I was peeping as usual through the living room window and at the same time masturbating, unknown to me, my daddy came out of the bedroom, caught me in the act and flogged the hell out of me. I repented ever since then.

simdam500:
Tomato face. Lolz

Exceller:
I can't forget that in a hurry.I was in SS1 then, on my way back from school one afternoon. I saw this pretty damsel walking in front of me with her friend I suspected..I quickly adjusted my posture and the way i walking to impress her....In my mind I was fantasying and admiring her beauty and thinking of all the crazy things I'll do to her .She too was flirting with me through eye contacts as we walked along and I was smiling,then she and her friend crossed to the other side of the road. So i kept watching them while walking backward and THEN THE UNIMAGINABLE HAPPENED...I fell into a gutter filled with all the watery garbage you can think off....Jeez! I couldn't even summon courage to stand up from the stinking piss I was upon and before I knew it, she rushed over with her friend and they both held me up and immediately got water nearby to help me clean up a little..Damn!! I told her point blank that she was the reason I fell. She smile and apologized..She told me her name "Love"and they just moved to our estate 3 weeks ago and that she sees me when am going to school that her house was two flats from mine and that they were going JAMB lesson...we became friends and she was given all the green light but in me, my interest died in that gutter..Fast forward two years later. She was still trying to gain admission while I was writing my jamb, so I took it upon myself to help her and she passed with flying colours and she did everything for me to date her but you know now......the interest no dey again o......She told me she fell for me since the day I fell inside the gutter...Damn!!!.

all4naija:
That is one of the reasons I am crazy for girls who have understanding. However, a girl has done that to me before. My friends were surprised to see the funny face(more like a frown) because they didn't know what the problem was. Why do girls react openly like that sometimes?

menxer:
Hahahahaha
May be if it were now I would have thought of her in that aspect...
Then testosterone and adrenaline were fighting for supremacy

Adanna28:
Lmfao! She dey vex oo, hence the frown, she not impressed lol.

My funny faces would be playful sha, something to make u laugh, so u talk

Actually, she's willing to get to know me initially but I didn't give her that attention because I knew she's probably the prettiest girl there. The frown was so epic(like this guy is an i d i o t) that my friends couldn't help laughing after we drove out of the place. I was dying to make her my girl if I succeeded in getting her through my puffy nature but it didn't work. Indeed, she would have been the girl I fell in love with before my present girlfriend.

Although, one of the rich dudes there was seeking for her attention which she didn't want. . Girls are very interesting in a funny way sometimes.

Rixy007:
I could remember looking at a girls azz nd nearly fell in d gutter.... UI babes nd dem big ass

Rixy007:
This one is like the craziest of dem... It takes confidence to do this.. My friends nd I were going for class unfortunately we didn't take money for transport. About four of us we boarded d bus anyways.. When d driver asked us for money a guy amidst us told him to collect it from a lady sitting in front dat known of us knew.. She looked back to see us nd we were already thanking her for what she hasn't done... She paid at last, ah no fit laff dat day

all4naija:
Actually, she's willing to get to know me initially but I didn't give her that attention because I knew she's probably the prettiest girl there. The frown was so epic(like this guy is an i d i o t) that my friends couldn't help laughing after we drove out of the place. I was dying to make her my girl if I succeeded in getting her through my puffy nature but it didn't work. Indeed, she would have been the girl I fell in love with before my present girlfriend.

Although, one of the rich dudes there was seeking for her attention which she didn't want. . Girls are very interesting in a funny way sometimes.

Adanna28:
It always the case with rich guys they like to showcase their "assets" that way lol.
Kudos to her, I mean in such a materialistic world a lot of females would swoon at such offerings.

For myself personally I like to work hard for my money, come from a strong work ethic of women in my family, so I also follow par.

all4naija:
I like hard working girls but must be modestly done. Not the type that work their life out. You know what I mean. Independent ladies with understanding are my favorite kinda girls.

I still can't forget those green eyes she used in frowning at me. It's my first experience of that kinda nature from a girl though. Have you ever frowned at a guy before?

Adanna28:
Yes my partner Bright LOL when I dey vex, but he always laughs which makes me laugh too

I feel you sha, understanding and mutual respect go hand in hand.

Adanna28: Yes oo, I'm quite fair looking so you can imagine extra ripe tomato face Lmfao

simdam500:
You really created a picture of yourself in words and to add it was funny.. I can really imagine that


I hope that look has been of great use since you got it cos guys fall for ladies with tomato face request, most especially when it a ripe face... lol

YoungDaNaval:
This one happened back then in ma sec school days. A frnd 4rm another school invited me 4 their interhouse sport and I met this gurl. Omo, she just dey form oyinbo 4 me oh! She say na her driver she dey wait if not ah no go see her to dey tell her this rubbish. Ah just vex free her. E no reach one week ma granny sent me to go get her vegetable 4rm the market. When ah reach market to buy the leave, To ma greatest surprise na the same mumu gurl dey sell am. She just carry face down ask me how much own ah want. Ah tell her make she gimme #50 own. Gave her #100 and asked her to keep the change!

Nienie:
My brother came back from school with one of his friends and the guy was just so cute with pink lips..sha sha I was now walking up and down the house,hoping he'd say something..and then he called me to get water for him..on my way back from the kitchen I tripped and fell face flat..

YoungDaNaval:
Ah tell her make she gimme #50 own. Gave her #100 and asked her to keep the change!

Adanna28:
Don Corleone!

Adanna28: I try to hide it sha but Nawa oo Lmfao makes it worst
I'm always myself, kolo at times and well I like to laugh alot lol.

Tomato happy soul

simdam500:
Oh when you talk of kolo, I guess every babe gat that thing in their head, and it scares the hell out of me.

Laughing is a beautiful thing... but on tomato face is nawty

Adanna28: Alobam!

simdam500:
It never occurred to me to know the meaning of Alobam sef, since phyno sang it as a song.

Tell me pls

Adanna28: Alobam is like Confam! Or like I agree homie

simdam500:
Tankyu