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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Brytawon(m): 11:08pm On Oct 04, 2015
8. When last did you eat?
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Raxxye(m): 11:08pm On Oct 04, 2015
All these dos and donts
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Macjayboy(m): 11:09pm On Oct 04, 2015
Your Di ck is too small
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Sanmel(f): 11:11pm On Oct 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
6. So what do you think you are doing ?


Ladies should avoid saying this when a guy makes advances. This statement has made many ladies lose potential husbands. When I make advances and a lady asks me this kweshion, ooooboi na to wear my boxers grab race ooooo

7. I dont want sex in this relationship


I personally detest hearing this statement even though sex is not my sole purpose of dating her. When a lady utters this statement, ooooboi na to grab race oooo cheesy

8. I Cant Date A Broke Guy

Even God knows that, as a broke guy, this is the statement i detest most in my life. I just shake my head and lose respect for any lady that utters such statement straight to my face.

* quote me to say rubbish and i will show why animals are never afraid of sexually transmitted diseases*
Nothing wrong with 7

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Cameleon72(f): 11:12pm On Oct 04, 2015
But most of those words are truth...@OP do you mean the truth sudn't be spoken again Abeg say your mind as long as it is the truth yare...
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by johnnyblaze424: 11:12pm On Oct 04, 2015
Tis more common for ladies to use insulting words
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 11:17pm On Oct 04, 2015
I ONCE SAID TO HER “YOU ARE A FVCKING ANIMAL ”
AND SHE SAID “I'm A APE ”

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by kay29000(m): 11:20pm On Oct 04, 2015
Republlican:
Advice to all guys make money before dating, you will surely enjoy relationship grin

The black republican has spoken.
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by M4gunners: 11:21pm On Oct 04, 2015
Number 7 is a no go area. If you are n a virgin, be ready to be dumped.
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by tosyne2much(m): 11:22pm On Oct 04, 2015
Sanmel:
Nothing wrong with 7
Dont mind me jawe... Just kidding

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 11:23pm On Oct 04, 2015
Republlican:
Advice to all guys make money before dating, you will surely enjoy relationship grin
Advice to all ladies, keep on waiting for guys to make money while you will be single at the age of 38 waiting for a rich guy to date you, you will surely enjoy mountain prayers grin

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by portable23: 11:25pm On Oct 04, 2015
Bro u mean ur exes? abeg go marry
chronique:
Noted but nobody plans to use these words intentionally. That is how one of my exes cooked food and didn't clean the head of fish properly,and served the fish for us to eat. When I found out,I lost interest in the food and as she tried hard to defend herself,I asked if that's how her mother prepares the food for her father...lol. She felt very bad and in all honesty,I wasn't happy after I said that too. I think it was just the anger at that moment.

The point is that,anger can sometimes make you say things that would make people feel very terrible,even when you never meant to make them feel bad.
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by babyfaceafrica: 11:27pm On Oct 04, 2015
Cameleon72:
But most of those words are truth...@OP do you mean the truth sudn't be spoken again Abeg say your mind as long as it is the truth yare...
truth is relative dear!!....what the OP is saying s that be sensitive to peoples emotion..don't just open your mouth wide cos you have it..be wise..its better to be wise than to be blunt!!

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Gabflex: 11:29pm On Oct 04, 2015
Depends on the view of the partnerDepends on the view of the partnerDepends on the view of the partner
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by webshopng1(m): 11:33pm On Oct 04, 2015
tru
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by NaLaugh: 11:34pm On Oct 04, 2015
None of these things fall under sarcasm. undecided

These are all direct statements.

e.g A sarcastic statement wouldn't be "I miss my ex." It would be, "I don't miss my ex at all." etc

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by safarigirl(f): 11:35pm On Oct 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
6. So what do you think you are doing ?


Ladies should avoid saying this when a guy makes advances as it kills morale. This statement has made many ladies lose potential husbands. When I make advances and a lady asks me this kweshion, ooooboi na to wear my boxers grab race ooooo

7. I dont want sex in this relationship


I personally detest hearing this statement even though sex is not my sole purpose of dating a lday. When a lady utters dis statement, I'm definitely going 2 get under her skirt & wave goodbye cheesy

8. I Cant Date A Broke Guy

Even God knows dat, as a broke guy, this is d statement i detest most in my life. I just shake my hea d& lose my respect for any lady dat utters such statement straight to my face.

9.Your Joystick is so small

No guy wil ever admit that he has a small joystick. The day a lady told me, i called d relationship a quit

*quote me to say rubbish & i wil show u why animals are never afraid of sexually transmitted disease*
so if she doesn't want sex, she shouldn't say so? And how does that count as sarcasm?

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by tosyne2much(m): 11:36pm On Oct 04, 2015
safarigirl:
so if she doesn't want sex, she shouldn't say so? And how does that count as sarcasm?
Na u dem send to me abi ? tongue

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by chronique(m): 11:37pm On Oct 04, 2015
Ok.
portable23:
Bro u mean ur exes? abeg go marry
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Princedapace(m): 11:37pm On Oct 04, 2015
Republlican:
Advice to all guys make money before dating, you will surely enjoy relationship grin
[url]twitter.com/lingeriecity[/url]

smh

when will most nigerian girls grow?

poverty has really done too much in this country....

i have said it before, it's only in nigeria that women dey form Don Jazzy....no where else..

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by safarigirl(f): 11:40pm On Oct 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
Na u dem send to me abi ? tongue
dem no send anybody, I just wan know. You stated that sex isn't your sole purpose for being in a relationship, it must be one of the purposes then
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by tosyne2much(m): 11:43pm On Oct 04, 2015
safarigirl:
dem no send anybody, I just wan know. You stated that sex isn't your sole purpose for being in a relationship, it must be one of the purposes then
You shouldnt always take everything serious you know ? cheesy

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by tosyne2much(m): 11:45pm On Oct 04, 2015
sonofananimal:
Advice to all ladies, keep on waiting for guys to make money while you will be single at the age of 38 waiting for a rich guy to date you, you will surely enjoy mountain prayers grin
Seconded !!!
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 11:49pm On Oct 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
Seconded !!!
lolzz. Them no get anything as thirded!
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 11:54pm On Oct 04, 2015
Princedapace:


smh

when will most nigerian girls grow?

poverty has really done too much in this country....

i have said it before, it's only in nigeria that women dey form Don Jazzy....no where else..
I swear I fit tell you say na only NAIJA WOMEN dey form don jazzy. Even queen of England no form reach NAIJA WOMEN undecided

JUST LEAVE THEM: NA MENTAL DEY WORRY THEM

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by safarigirl(f): 11:56pm On Oct 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
You shouldnt always take everything serious you know ? cheesy
sorry, I have a thing for scrutinizing comments to the bone smiley

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Aromas: 11:56pm On Oct 04, 2015
Republlican:
Advice to all guys make money before dating, you will surely enjoy relationship grin
[url]twitter.com/lingeriecity[/url]
So if the money doesn't come as expected n'ko, Make we no date A well nature n solid r/ship or money doesn't come with money except if your parent are well financially buoyant but aside from that, trust n love lead
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by tosyne2much(m): 11:58pm On Oct 04, 2015
safarigirl:
sorry, I have a thing for scrutinizing comments to the bone smiley
OOOOKAY OOOOO

DIARIS GOD SHA
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Truckpusher(m): 12:07am On Oct 05, 2015
In as much as these words sound harsh even as they come up every now and then in every relationship and can be very real and demeaning at times.

I feel that people should be able to talk about their disappointments and shortcomings with their partners and let maturity play its role - If you can't say it the way it is in any relationship without being misconstrued , you better get the hell out from that cavemen relationship.

Say it the way it is but always come up with a great idea on how you guys can make it better lest it should become a dangerous criticism.
I become more suspicious of a woman that can't look into my eyes and tell me the ugly bitter truth .

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by montezz(f): 12:08am On Oct 05, 2015
10.i dnt blame u cos dats ao ur mum/dad behaves.
Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 12:10am On Oct 05, 2015
Firstly, those aren't words, they are sentences.
Secondly, those sentences are not fvcking sarcastic.

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Re: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by Nobody: 12:10am On Oct 05, 2015
Firstly, those aren't words, they are sentences.
Secondly, those sentences are not fvcking sarcastic.

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