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tpiander:
e dey front page sef.


somebody is being catfished.

SSpeter:
When My older cousin living abroad was pressurised not to marry a yankee or African American but a Naija babe. He felt bad for a while because he had to break up with his college girlfriend. The task of recommendation was thrown out to every member of the immediate family who was interested. (where I come, we marry via reference so as to ease inquiry into the lady/guy family) being my paddie beause he buys me stuff I joined the race and promised to help in the search days later I forgot everything. My Aunt (Mum's cousin) and my Mum were fed up because the guy often rejected some of the ladies they linked him with.

It was my kid's brother's matric day so I went to stand by him. Looking around I saw so many pretty faces then my cousin came to mind...(although I am not attracted by pretty faces) so I didn't speak to any then something came to my mind I love intelligent girls (If you like look like 'ikwikwi' as long as you can best me in any logical reasoning and analysis I am already in love with you).

So I went straight to the closest school (faculty) which was faculty of sciences, I started staring at the result boards looking for female brains...It was more difficult than I thought cos the school actually removed the names of the student only matric number and result chaiii....so I copied all the top mat numbers who were finalist from all the departments in the faculty. luckily as I was leaving the school (faculty) I noticed students exiting a lecture theatre so I asked a guy which department he said MCB 500level.

I smiled brought out the matric numbers I copied from micro biology and was shocked the five top matric numbers I copied 3 were females. He told me their names nd pointed one to me. She wasn't elegant but not short so I knew she will do. I introduced myself we conversed and she accepted to take a shot with my younger brother nd I. Right there she even told my young bro "ensure you apply ur heart to studies alone"...that comment made me smile. I got her contact and she left.

I travelled back, told my mum then called my cousin. My cousin asked how are you sure is not a flirt? I told him point blank, you can't be wayward and top ur department success requires discipline. My mum called his mum and they chatted with her on phone invited her and when we finally linked them. my cousin told the mum..."this surely will do"...while I was still serving, I attended the traditional weeding... trust me na I collected my percentage for services rendered... ...nothing is free

swaggprofessor:
My broda leave d idiot e dey clear say e no go skool. very soon e go tell us say e do service for 9months.

Harbioollah:
500L MCB

Tales by moonlight

SSpeter:
she was invited for a chat. We did our digging before linking...She good and they are happy. but 95% of the brilliant girls I have seen and conversed with are disciplined and responsible...there are always exceptions though

SSpeter:
...do you need a wife?

InvertedHammer:
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Marriages by arrangement like this pack up after 3 years. Two strangers that share nothing in common other than being introduced by a family member. There are too.many failed Nigerian marriages in diaspora. Your cousin is letting go the love of his life because of the archaic and thwarted idea of "marrying from the village" kind of mentality.

When he brings her over, get to know the real her and settled, chances are he will still go back to his college gf for flings.

Reading your story again about the requirements, it seemed that you found your fantasy woman for your cousin. Are those his requirements as well?

When the inevitable happens, you will be in the crossfire.
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SSpeter:
lemme be cautious with my language....dude it's a university of technology all their courses are 5yrs for Btech they even use "school" and not faculty....ensure you know something before you doubt

GogobiriLalas:
Terrible writing

debola23:
I wan talk am too, but I say make I just keep quiet.
Maybe MCB reach 500L in some schs

Harbioollah:
500L MCB
Tales by moonlight

SSpeter:
When My older cousin living abroad was pressurised not to marry a yankee or African American but a Naija babe. He felt bad for a while because he had to break up with his college girlfriend. The task of recommendation was thrown out to every member of the immediate family who was interested. (where I come, we marry via reference so as to ease inquiry into the lady/guy family) being my paddie beause he buys me stuff I joined the race and promised to help in the search days later I forgot everything. My Aunt (Mum's cousin) and my Mum were fed up because the guy often rejected some of the ladies they linked him with.

It was my kid's brother's matric day so I went to stand by him. Looking around I saw so many pretty faces then my cousin came to mind...(although I am not attracted by pretty faces) so I didn't speak to any then something came to my mind I love intelligent girls (If you like look like 'ikwikwi' as long as you can best me in any logical reasoning and analysis I am already in love with you).

So I went straight to the closest school (faculty) which was faculty of sciences, I started staring at the result boards looking for female brains...It was more difficult than I thought cos the school actually removed the names of the student only matric number and result chaiii....so I copied all the top mat numbers who were finalist from all the departments in the faculty. luckily as I was leaving the school (faculty) I noticed students exiting a lecture theatre so I asked a guy which department he said MCB 500level.

I smiled brought out the matric numbers I copied from micro biology and was shocked the five top matric numbers I copied 3 were females. He told me their names nd pointed one to me. She wasn't elegant but not short so I knew she will do. I introduced myself we conversed and she accepted to take a shot with my younger brother nd I. Right there she even told my young bro "ensure you apply ur heart to studies alone"...that comment made me smile. I got her contact and she left.

I travelled back, told my mum then called my cousin. My cousin asked how are you sure is not a flirt? I told him point blank, you can't be wayward and top ur department success requires discipline. My mum called his mum and they chatted with her on phone invited her and when we finally linked them. my cousin told the mum..."this surely will do"...while I was still serving, I attended the traditional weeding... trust me na I collected my percentage for services rendered... ...nothing is free

Harbioollah:
500L MCB

Tales by moonlight

spencekat:
Example,in FUTO,it is a five year course.

Emmanuelemman3:
But come to think of it...
Which would you prefer?
* A lady with high grade "academically" with little or no wifey material.

OR

* A lady with an average grade (academically) that has the qualities of a good wife.




Because most of the so-called intelligent ladies with their flying colour finds it so difficult to be submissive to their husband (due to their arrogancy), which always denied them of being together "till death do them part" (i.e early divorce)...

Qualities as in:
- Good Front & Back...
- Good stature & posture...
- Good cook...
- Some levels of mentality...
Just to mention few (Lolz).

SSpeter:
To some people 5yrs is abnormal...I even heard management courses are also 5yrs in FUT....

SUGARBEE:
Wow, I also admire the lady... Besides it's definitely true.. No matter how you try, you can't be wayward and still be in control of your education. . . Thumbs up

SSpeter:
lemme be cautious with my language....dude it's a university of technology all their courses are 5yrs for Btech they even use "school" and not faculty....ensure you know something before you doubt

SSpeter:
lemme be cautious with my language....dude it's a university of technology all their courses are 5yrs for Btech they even use "school" and not faculty....ensure you know something before you doubt

Harbioollah:
500L MCB

Tales by moonlight

SSpeter:
lemme be cautious with my language....dude it's a university of technology all their courses are 5yrs for Btech they even use "school" and not faculty....ensure you know something before you doubt

mickey45:
If it's in south West, then the school is in Ondo State....
Finished from there....
MCB dept. Used to be something really "something" but for a class topper, she's a good one.

The entire faculty (SOS) was dubbed 'School of Sisters' as females often make more than half their new in-takes particularly MCB.
Unlike Engineering where you'd be lucky to find up to four (in a class beyond 100).

omogidi234:
''Guy e go hard to dupe you''. I thought I can spot things but I did not spot this 500 MCB until I read your comment. ''Even me wey no be science student knows MCB is a four year course''.

Funjosh:
Greatest Dekoites dey hail you baba

Funjosh:
Greatest Dekoites dey hail you baba