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How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 6:48pm On Oct 24, 2015
Evening yall, some of u might know me, some might not.. Well bout 4hrs ago, my cousin a girl went for an outing nd was coming back, There was this guy thats always disturbing her she was always complaining bout him. Well brief description bout the guy, he is bout 6ft5 tall, muscular, a cultist nd a chronic smoker. Well a brief description bout the Hero (me). Im lanky, 6ft8 tall nd bad tempered (i pray to God to take the temper away from me). Okay back to d story, a real life story. Well she was walkn back with two of her female friends, when that huge guy stopped her, nd was threatening to rape her if she doesnt date him, she yelled at d guy telln him to never in his life threaten her with such. Then as she was walkn out on him, he grabbed her ass real tight then she gave him an unexpected slap, well d guy pushed her nd was carrying her to an uncompleted building then one of her friends called me nd told me to come immediately that my cousin is in trouble nd she gave me d location nd luckily enough i was around there i ran like a mad man, saw the girls crying nd pointing at d building, i took a bottle, ran to where they were, luckily they were still strugglin with her top torn, oh my Lord i got really mad, theres this weird thing that happens to me when i get angry, all i could see at that moment was just red, i could see blood. Well at that moment the guy didnt know i was behind him, but my cousin saw me nd something weird happened, she started laughing the huge guy got confused nd froze well i knew my cousin did that to confuse him he rose His head nd i took a jump nd landed the bottle on His head, the bottle broke, he stood UP ND LOOKED ANGRILY AT ME, told my cuzo to call the soldiers, she ran out,.... I was standing facing the MONSTER... next update comes very soon.
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody:
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Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:01pm On Oct 24, 2015
DonCrust:
#EndTimeStory
nigguh.. Ok..
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by naijaboiy: 7:02pm On Oct 24, 2015
[color=#1980BC]Super Man.

Post everything at once na. angry[/color]
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:06pm On Oct 24, 2015
Lol. Take dis out of romance sect.
Who even asked u if u're 6ft8inches. Nawaooo
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by FruityLass: 7:06pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry

Werris the remaining na
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Super Man.

Post everything at once na. angry[/color]
lol ill update soon.. Very soon
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
Durentt:
Lol. Take dis out of romance sect.

Who even asked u if u're 6ft8inches. Nawaooo
nigguh, i was giving a description for yall to know i didnt stand a chance against the Guy.. Nd take ur scrawny ass away from d romance section
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:13pm On Oct 24, 2015
FruityLass:
angry

Werris the remaining na
ill update very soon..
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:15pm On Oct 24, 2015
armylord:
nigguh, i was giving a description for yall to know i didnt stand a chance against the Guy.. Nd take ur scrawny ass away from d romance section
lol, and u also wouldnt stand a chance against me.
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by suzzy16(f): 7:18pm On Oct 24, 2015
armylord:
nigguh.. Ok..
hmmm,u try o
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by suzzy16(f): 7:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
Durentt:
lol, and u also wouldnt stand a chance against me.
abeg,stop d fight jere,let's listen to story story story.
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:26pm On Oct 24, 2015
Hope say him never give u a gd uppercut n knock ur teeth out? grin tongue
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
Everytime I see guys tryna form commando, I simply advise them to pack their bags and head for the Sambisa forest. Well, you did good protecting your cousin. Would've done same.
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by ifex370(m): 7:31pm On Oct 24, 2015
Super man returns undecided









Yinmu
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by ideyhere(f): 7:33pm On Oct 24, 2015
Lemme update for OP
Then he looked at me angrily and stomped towards me. And as he was about to head butt me (did I also mention that he's referred to as triple H, Azin Hammer Head of Horror?), I saw the soldiers my cousin went to call and I laughed real hard. He got confused again and...
Next update coming soon











Y'all wanna know how I know the story right? Well, I am...
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Khd95(m): 7:35pm On Oct 24, 2015
Op iu burst cultist head nd ure gloatin over it..huh

I pray he dont retaliate nd carry large scale assault on u nd ur coursin.... Update us biko incase he doesgringrin
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:44pm On Oct 24, 2015
Ok... Story continues... I was straight head on with the beast, the monster. I was bleepn angry nd not scared one bit, he threatened me , he said he was gonna twist my neck with just four of His fingers, luckily for me, i was a boxer for 2 years well i still got some of the movez. I said he wasnt even gonna see my head to hold, He came closer i moved back nd then he ran nd tried to lift me, as he bent down, i used my elbow to hit him on His spine, he left me to hold where i hit him almost immediately i gave him an upper cut, a right jab nd then a left jab, he was in pain nd he was a lil bit tipsy, then he grabbed me nd pushed me against the wall, i lost balance he punched but i blocked His punches (had to protect my cute face u know) well i regained by balanced pushed him, then i knew i had no chance against this guy, he was strong nd the soldiers had not come yet.. I improvised, saw d broken bottle had developed a sharp edge, i ran grabbed d bottle, then almost immediately i tried to stab d guy on d thigh to weaken him but he held my hand nd i used my left hand gave him a punch on His left abdomen, he left me nd was writhing in pain.. I stabbed him on His thigh, he fell down YES!!! D MONSTER WAS DOWN, then i wasnt done i wanted to stab him on His left shoulder but my cuz came in almost immediately nd stopped me, held me i was breathing heavily nd still threatening him, soldiers came in took d two of us, i had to frog jump 50 times later on before they decided to hear her story nd mine.. Well we settled everything.. Back home nd my cuz nd her friends have been showering me with praises, cooked for me, got a massage. MOM came in with d usual advice.. Of how i would have killed a guy nd how bad my temper is.. Well... God saved me today. The guy is in d hospital.. Receivin treatment
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:50pm On Oct 24, 2015
Durentt:
lol, and u also wouldnt stand a chance against me.
nigguh dont price wah u cant pay
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Fernandowski(m): 7:51pm On Oct 24, 2015
armylord:
Evening yall, some of u might know me, some might not.. Well bout 4hrs ago, my cousin a girl went for an outing nd was coming back, There was this guy thats always disturbing her she was always complaining bout him. Well brief description bout the guy, he is bout 6ft5 tall, muscular, a cultist nd a chronic smoker. Well a brief description bout the Hero (me). Im lanky, 6ft8 tall nd bad tempered (i pray to God to take the temper away from me). Okay back to d story, a real life story. Well she was walkn back with two of her female friends, when that huge guy stopped her, nd was threatening to rape her if she doesnt date him, she yelled at d guy telln him to never in his life threaten her with such. Then as she was walkn out on him, he grabbed her ass real tight then she gave him an unexpected slap, well d guy pushed her nd was carrying her to an uncompleted building then one of her friends called me nd told me to come immediately that my cousin is in trouble nd she gave me d location nd luckily enough i was around there i ran like a mad man, saw the girls crying nd pointing at d building, i took a bottle, ran to where they were, luckily they were still strugglin with her top torn, oh my Lord i got really mad, theres this weird thing that happens to me when i get angry, all i could see at that moment was just red, i could see blood. Well at that moment the guy didnt know i was behind him, but my cousin saw me nd something weird happened, she started laughing the huge guy got confused nd froze well i knew my cousin did that to confuse him he rose His head nd i took a jump nd landed the bottle on His head, the bottle broke, he stood UP ND LOOKED ANGRILY AT ME, told my cuzo to call the soldiers, she ran out,.... I was standing facing the MONSTER... next update comes very soon.
you are the same height with me bro Bt instead of fightin',you can use your height to work hard and make money for yourself...I like seeing my fellow tall guys

Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:52pm On Oct 24, 2015
Khd95:
Op iu burst cultist head nd ure gloatin over it..huh


I pray he dont retaliate nd carry large scale assault on u nd ur coursin....
Update us biko incase he doesgringrin
dude im ready for him.. Full force, ive got really bad guys as friends..
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:54pm On Oct 24, 2015
Fernandowski:
you are the same height with me bro Bt instead of fightin',you can use your height to work hard and make money for yourself...I like seeing my fellow tall guys
i play basketball too bro.. Whatsapp num.. 08138666904
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 7:55pm On Oct 24, 2015
ideyhere:
Lemme update for OP
Then he looked at me angrily and stomped towards me. And as he was about to head butt me (did I also mention that he's referred to as triple H, Azin Hammer Head of Horror?), I saw the soldiers my cousin went to call and I laughed real hard. He got confused again and...
Next update coming soon











Y'all wanna know how I know the story right? Well, I am...
lol u wrong baby
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by SmokingGunZ(m): 8:01pm On Oct 24, 2015
armylord:
Ok... Story continues... I was straight head on with the beast, the monster. I was bleepn angry nd not scared one bit, he threatened me , he said he was gonna twist my neck with just four of His fingers, luckily for me, i was a boxer for 2 years well i still got some of the movez. I said he wasnt even gonna see my head to hold, He came closer i moved back nd then he ran nd tried to lift me, as he bent down, i used my elbow to hit him on His spine, he left me to hold where i hit him almost immediately i gave him an upper cut, a right jab nd then a left jab, he was in pain nd he was a lil bit tipsy, then he grabbed me nd pushed me against the wall, i lost balance he punched but i blocked His punches (had to protect my cute face u know) well i regained by balanced pushed him, then i knew i had no chance against this guy, he was strong nd the soldiers had not come yet.. I improvised, saw d broken bottle had developed a sharp edge, i ran grabbed d bottle, then almost immediately i tried to stab d guy on d thigh to weaken him but he held my hand nd i used my left hand gave him a punch on His left abdomen, he left me nd was writhing in pain.. I stabbed him on His thigh, he fell down YES!!! D MONSTER WAS DOWN, then i wasnt done i wanted to stab him on His left shoulder but my cuz came in almost immediately nd stopped me, held me i was breathing heavily nd still threatening him, soldiers came in took d two of us, i had to frog jump 50 times later on before they decided to hear her story nd mine.. Well we settled everything.. Back home nd my cuz nd her friends have been showering me with praises, cooked for me, got a massage. MOM came in with d usual advice.. Of how i would have killed a guy nd how bad my temper is.. Well... God saved me today. The guy is in d hospital.. Receivin treatment
Nollywood needs someone like you.

I'm tired of all their yeye Royal Kingdom film huh angry
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by 9jaboi8701(m): 8:03pm On Oct 24, 2015
angry
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 8:05pm On Oct 24, 2015
SmokingGunZ:
Nollywood needs someone like you.

I'm tired of all their yeye Royal Kingdom film huh angry
lol ok bro.. But it aint fiction..
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by SmokingGunZ(m): 8:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
armylord:
lol ok bro.. But it aint fiction..
Oya continue! angry
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 8:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
SmokingGunZ:
Oya continue! angry
lol.. Continue wah again
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 8:15pm On Oct 24, 2015
Smh grin grin grin
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by SkinnyDude(m): 8:31pm On Oct 24, 2015
guy don motivate this night.. to fight anyone who dares me or my family... well, am going to fight my stvpid uncle and his family this xmas. the man dared last 2 years.. you the saying 'fvck up no dey sour'
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 24, 2015
Op.....




Clap for urself
Re: How I Beat Up A Monster Today by AfroKnight: 8:35pm On Oct 24, 2015
cheesy cheesy you go fear action movie.
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