benedictnsi:


I sogodi na ihe a na eme nwanne

lagmostkuit:

Why would I worship a woman when i'm one?

DeeTus:
Hehehehe sorry. I guess you didn't sound like a woman. You sounded like a man.

Michellla:
please add "When the PS3/Football is more appealing than
we are."

lagmostkuit:

Really?

Teempakguy:
I don't usually do this. but well . . .

correction. you hate it. you are not all women. and as a matter of fact, some women like when we take control. also, you people _bitch about how we are wimps when we don't take charge. stop the hypocrisy.


okay. this is fair, i guess. but then, girls tend to complain when their boyfriends are nonchalant. when do we draw the line?

This has to be the joke of the century. boys WILL be be boys. it's inevitable to see a pretty girl and stare. men are moved by what they see. and tend to focus on cool things. so, feel no pain. at least he isn't cheating.
pay attention to what exactly? the latest news from girldrama channel? i think NOT!

okay, this is bad. i agree. but then, if he'd told her the truth, then the iPhone would have been hers.

. . . i hate calls. i hate text. and i hate people disturbing my life and my peace with disembodied voices and words that lack emotion. just update your bloody status on facebook so i can know you're not dead . . . at least. you wanna talk? pay me a damn visit.

riiiigghhht . . . . girls that detest this are usually the masters of friendzone. but then, if you want your boyfriend to pay attention to you as earlier requested, you might as well befriend that girl. who knows, in the future, you two may be allies in magarizing the poor dude.

okay, GOOD point. i wholeheartedly agree. that's immature and childish.

may God further your ministry.

Michellla:
please add "When the PS3/Football is more appealing than
we are."

Brytawon:


Boss we need a response o...

DeeTus:
Yeah. And you know a lot about men's world. Clap for yourself.

lagmostkuit:
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•When he lies about his budget.
Smh for men . Imagine what would happen if a girlfriend asks her boyfriend for money and he tells her that he's living on some crazy budget, the next day he goes out and buys himself an iPhone 6

PunterTim:
Arsenal Is The Team And God Help Them It Dosen't Fall On Same Time/Date You Have Your Birthday,Menstruation Period,Sickness,Heat Period... Cos God Knows I Already Made My Choice...
She Gets Offended When I Do That But I Can't Fault Myself;You're Not Priority One In My Life(Take It Or Leave It).

PunterTim:
Arsenal Is The Team And God Help Them It Dosen't Fall On Same Time/Date You Have Your Birthday,Menstruation Period,Sickness,Heat Period... Cos God Knows I Already Made My Choice...
She Gets Offended When I Do That But I Can't Fault Myself;You're Not Priority One In My Life(Take It Or Leave It).

Lovechyld101:


Watin this one they talk girls actually love all this in there subconscious !!

PunterTim:
Arsenal Is The Team And God Help Them It Dosen't Fall On Same Time/Date You Have Your Birthday,Menstruation Period,Sickness,Heat Period... Cos God Knows I Already Made My Choice...
She Gets Offended When I Do That But I Can't Fault Myself;You're Not Priority One In My Life(Take It Or Leave It).

PunterTim:
Arsenal Is The Team And God Help Them It Dosen't Fall On Same Time/Date You Have Your Birthday,Menstruation Period,Sickness,Heat Period... Cos God Knows I Already Made My Choice...
She Gets Offended When I Do That But I Can't Fault Myself;You're Not Priority One In My Life(Take It Or Leave It).

Michellla:
please add "When the PS3/Football is more appealing than
we are."

joseph1832:
Number 1. Every man has this alpha complex, he believe himself primus interparas. A man who doesn't have the alpha complex is a classic wuss!. Even though relationship is about equality, everybody knows in a relationship, some partners are more equal than others. LOL.

Number 2. Well, I'll say only a man who doesn't love/like you will not keep check on you. I mean, why should I give a f*#k over someone I don't care about? Just because I f*# you doesn't mean I should check on you. So when you see me checking on you, then its a clear sign that I CARE.

Number 3. Yes "boys will be boys" but I aint a boy. Men love to stare at women with a pretty face or very good assets. I will not lie, I STARE. Come to think of it, why should I even stare at something that's not lookable or pretty? Women still find it hard to understand that almost all pretty/naturally endowed girl is like a meal men want love to eat. Or haven't you ladies, despite when you use an Iphone 6 and you see another girl with Iphone 6 plus, don't you share at the Iphone 6 plus and wish its all yours? That's how pretty ladies or ladies with assets are with most guys. If you're a guy and you deny this point, YOU DEY LIE!!!

Number 4. If your boyfriend or man doesn't pay attention to you, then its the perfect time for you to SHUT THA F*#K UP! Or look for something interesting to say.

Number 5. He lies about his budget because he knows you're a classic vampire. I mean, what's wrong if he buys himself an Iphone 6? He obviously lied because he wanted to buy himself the phone, and if he gives you what you asked, he might not even be able to afford the phone anymore, besides, must you ask for money? Is your boyfriend your father? LMAO!.

Number 6. If he doesn't return your calls better start looking for your next...

Number 7. I have nothing to say.

Number 8. Yes ke! Why not if not!. You don't want to give me sex and you're asking for money? Shey ori e pe? LMAO.

Men I'm really high... Obon_tami, FT_BOY, beta_papa abi I lie?.

obontami:


My brother u are very correct, women want affection, attention,generosity and your calmness,but they aint got none of these attributes .

For example me and one of my side gf are currently not in good terms, because she accuse me of talking to her rudely on phone. This is the person that tOld me on phone she wanna talk to me about something, I told her to come to my crib that I'm aroundn the bittch accuse me of talking to own high pitch voice, I later call her like 3times she refuse to pick the phone, I also stop calling her. This same bittch has messed up a couple of times that I just let go as a gentle man. {Me wey get another 2 gf's aside her I never even talk about my loyal ass olosho's out there}


What I'm trying to say is that ladies want to be pampered even if they do something wrong, but they go hard on men whenever the men did something that can be settle amicably

misspicy:
OP you forgot to add

when they kiss and tell:some guys are so immatured that any act of intimacy they have with their girl,they will tell their homies


when i sit by the window of my room and listen to guys discuss girls ehn,i'd be feeling like crying...you hear things like...''shey una know that my babe ehn,i fcvk am yesterday sotey she just dey cry''....oga who ask you

cc lalast iclala this is a good thread sir,no let am die natural death

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lagmostkuit we made it

Love Machine:
You ladies are the talkatives.Especially,when you catch a new date.You will gist all your female friends about the freebies and takeaways you order,that you almost empty his wallet.You only hide the intimate part of the date.

misspicy:


girls don't do that infact we don't discuss our sexual life unless maybe runs girls


i'd take that as a compliment

misspicy:
you are right...we don't kiss and tell

NarnieSnyper:


I hope nothing special fell on the day u guys(arsenal) played Bayern Munchen at Alianz arena?