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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by ipledge10(m): 1:22am On Dec 07, 2015
Yourmainisfake:
Yourmain is a fake catfish
get a life
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Yourmainisfake: 1:37am On Dec 07, 2015
ipledge10:
get a life
Shesfake!!!! She has google pix as her dp
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Kazrem(m): 1:46am On Dec 07, 2015
Op, you reminded me of Ariike. She can speak! But Wetin concern me.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by agarawu23(m): 3:41am On Dec 07, 2015
ChappyChase:
Seconded!
wink
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by agarawu23(m): 3:42am On Dec 07, 2015
Kazrem:
Op, you reminded me of Ariike. She can speak! But Wetin concern me.
hmmmmmmm lipsrsealed

I go tell her cheesy
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 5:24am On Dec 07, 2015
grin grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Kazrem(m): 3:45pm On Dec 07, 2015
agarawu23:
hmmmmmmm lipsrsealed

I go tell her cheesy
Lolzz. We don end our contract siiiince
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Hannysmilez(f): 5:00pm On Dec 07, 2015
Lol. Its okay not to speak proper grammer but abeg the person should not try at all. Its better he/she speaks pidgin or the native tongue than speak bad english. You can't get away with that abeg,except you're Funke Akindele. Its not funny as a lady hearing a dude telling you 'you're the most beauty woman of the world'.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by IamLEGEND1: 5:20pm On Dec 07, 2015
I been swear say I no go laugh people wey F up for my presence......but na when one girl wey dey my area ask me 'did you went home?'

I no know the time catarrh start to dey komot from my nose.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(op): 6:49pm On Dec 07, 2015
Hannysmilez:
Lol. Its okay not to speak proper grammer but abeg the person should not try at all. Its better he/she speaks pidgin or the native tongue than speak bad english. You can't get away with that abeg,except you're Funke Akindele. Its not funny as a lady hearing a dude telling you 'you're the most beauty woman of the world'.
shocked women don suffer
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(op): 6:53pm On Dec 07, 2015
This convo ensued between a guy and a lady...

Guy: Are you shy?

Lady: Why shall i shy when im not a people and if i shall shy,shy ahy shy for you?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(op): 6:56pm On Dec 07, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
I been swear say I no go laugh people wey F up for my presence......but na when one girl wey dey my area ask me 'did you went home?'

I no know the time catarrh start to dey komot from my nose.
The most astonishing side to it is that most of these ladies with bad spoken English are usually sweet sexy looking,,,na wa o
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by kYjelly2: 7:02pm On Dec 07, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all thishuh
cheesy cheesy
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(op): 8:13pm On Dec 09, 2015
Sometimes i believe that the more grammer a lady speaks the more difficult it becomes for her to be humble because she go wan practice the grammar for her man body...

Shebi na girl wey sabi grammer go use am and it is far easier to insult someone in English than vernacular.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(op): 9:45pm On Dec 17, 2015
Youre:
Shesfake!!!! She has google pix as her dp
lol..google pix
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by mikolo80: 1:50am On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
every guys can not be like you.



I have witness a scenerio were a guy dumped a lady he dated for 3yrs because the lady can not speak the queen's english fluently,, is that not wickedness?


More reason i will appeal to guys,please if you know you wouldnt marry her because she doesnt measure up to your standard in terms of expression,please leave her alone,stop stretching her bottom biko,cos thunder wen go fire u still dey do warm up..


That was how a guy opened a thread the other day seeking advice on how to dump his g.f of 5yrs because she can not express herself in standard english,some guys are plain wicked!!!
But bottom is for stretching na
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by SkinnyDude(m): 6:10am On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all thishuh
lie!!!!
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by mysticgal(f): 6:24am On Dec 18, 2015
Poor English, is a big turn off biko. The only way I can manage, is if the pidgin is good. Caveat emptor;I will still go undecided
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Richiy(f): 7:05am On Dec 18, 2015
The OP is just more interested in knacking her which is not good at all. Except you have plans for her future, let her go abeg.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(op): 3:02pm On Dec 18, 2015
Richiy:
The OP is just more interested in knacking her which is not good at all. Except you have plans for her future, let her go abeg.
Knacking what?lol

Trust me, if i see a chich wey set die i will rush her even if she cant say Hi or oouch...trust me i will teach her and if i see that her case is a rather hopeless one i will just beg her to announce in public that she is not good in ghrammer before she starts any conversation to save us from embarrassment.

Maybe i should ask lalasticlala to tell us which one he will choose between a blac chyna/amber rose/tools/kim k/omotola look alike that can not speak a sentence in english or a lepa with no sex appealling features who can speak more than the Wole shoyinkas of this world.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by mommysgirl(f): 3:43pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all thishuh
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 3:45pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:
Have you ever been in a situation where you met a drop dead gorgeous sweet sexy looking babe just to start a convo using polished grammar and she is full of smiles listening to you and after your epistle she answers and says "horesly i no no wettin you dey talk since"

I am the type of dude who cares less about your grammatical prowess as a lady as long as i like what i see because i believe she can develop herself and im beginning to see some prospects in wooing with pidgin English or vernacular when go to the village this december.

There are many super fresh sweet sexy looking ladies who can't speak good grammar at all and you can see this set even among the "graduates". Many phonetics speaking guys don lose some babes that feel so inferior...these ladies usually want to relate with men who they feel are in the same category with them even when they are approached by guys with good command of English,they will never want to go out with such and i see this as unfair.


Some ladies have also had their fair share of guys wooing them and speaking heart shattering grammar with so much confidence.

What shall it profit me to lose a super sexy chic because of her bad English? Na grammar i go dey rock for bed?

I don't know if any guy or lady reading this have been in such situation but i would like to know what other guys and ladies think about this.

As a guy would you rather prefer a super sexy lady that can not speak good English or one with no sex appealing features who can speak more than the Prof Wole shoyinkas of this world? And for the ladies would you mind to be with a hot sexy dude who keeps making grammatical blunders?

Over to you guys
Once life has given you some opportunities to learn and you've developed then you'll realize that command of a foreign language is down on the list of ingredients for a suitable partner.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Richiy(f): 3:46pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:
Knacking what?lol

Trust me, if i see a chich wey set die i will rush her even if she cant say Hi or oouch...trust me i will teach her and if i see that her case is a rather hopeless one i will just beg her to announce in public that she is not good in ghrammer before she starts any conversation to save us from embarrassment.

Maybe i should ask lalasticlala to tell us which one he will choose between a blac chyna/amber rose/tools/kim k/omotola look alike that can not speak a sentence in english or a lepa with no sex appealling features who can speak more than the Wole shoyinkas of this world.
Choose for what purposehuh Dating, knacking or marital partner??
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 3:47pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all thishuh
Yeah but what if he has a 12" personality? wink
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by femi4: 3:47pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Guy above be forming you will date such gurl.


Truth is,sooner or later you will get tired of her,so many disadvantages involved.


Imagine the grammatical blunders she will commit in public,

her rather backward thinking faculty


she might even feel inferior and uncomfortable around your friends.



Guys abeg,if you knw you will not be able to hire a private teacher for her dnt even bother.



Let the blind walk with the blind so as to maintain equality..
Well, you just have to come down to her level. Communication is key:

The same way we try to communicate with Agbero, conductors, mechanics etc.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by oglalasioux(m): 3:49pm On Dec 18, 2015
A woman's beauty goes beyond her appearance. I'll rather go for a lady with good speech skills. This doesn't mean it must be English. There are hundreds of ladies out there that cannot be coherent in virtually any language. The onus is on good speech pattern not the language.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 3:50pm On Dec 18, 2015
femi4:
Well, you just have to come down to her level. Communication is key:

The same way we try to communicate with Agbero, conductors, mechanics etc.
talk they say is easy.,
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by fajani(m): 3:53pm On Dec 18, 2015
Omotayor123:
Rotfl grin he be like say this thread go sweet...
Make I carry chair sit down tongue
Why not carry Mat
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by fajani(m): 3:56pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:
This convo ensued between a guy and a lady...

Guy: Are you shy?

Lady: Why shall i shy when im not a people and if i shall shy,shy ahy shy for you?
you got me laughing
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(op): 3:57pm On Dec 18, 2015
EgunMogaji:
Once life has given you some opportunities to learn and you've developed then you'll realize that command of a foreign language is down on the list of ingredients for a suitable partner.
I like this
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by fajani(m): 3:58pm On Dec 18, 2015
I believe there is different BTW bad vocabulary and mistake
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by femi4: 4:00pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
talk they say is easy.,
Some qualities can be improve upon.
I am more concerned about looks and character.
If her spirit is teachable, she can be eloquent in three months
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