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10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 6:19pm On Dec 11, 2015
Though, anybody can be caught in the act of womanizing but the traits are mainly and specifically peculiar among the categories of the enlisted people cheesy.

Note This is NOT a maximum generalization that all the categories of stated people are womanizers. It's just to let you know that an average or sizeable number of them are guilty of the charge levied against them cheesy

We do not have all day. Lemme keep the ball rolling cool


10 Categories of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing

1. Yahoo Boys

These ones deserve a standing ovation for womanizing cos they are naturally stereotyped "womanizers". (though I take exception to those that will come in contact with me and will prove otherwise). Since they hold ladies attention like nobody else, all out of an conscious/unconscious desire to prove constantly that they are financially buoyant by extravagantly and wastefully spending their earnings from scam, all in a bid to take off the panties of the greedy, narcissistic and nefarious ladies who worship money to buy perishable parameters and boost their self serving ego, just in a few minutes of knowing these guys. Yahoo guys !, I throway salute oooo cool

2. Lecturers

It takes the grace of God to find a lecturer in our tertiary institutions who doesn't at least womanize. The larger percent of lecturers who are unnecessarily strict to students are nothing but womanizers. They however use unlawful pressure upon a lady to coerce her to perform an act that she ordinarily would not perform without the treat of carry over/extra year. Even though some of them pretend to be S.U, they are green snakes under a green grass that would parley and strike a deal with the Class Rep asking him to link them up with babes to they would bleep. They would solemnly promise to upgrade her CGP to 4.50 just to have her attention but once their true nature as sodomizing bastards is uncovered, they would be the one to award her a carry over in their own course. They are common in GNS/GENS department


3. JAMB/GCE Tutorial Teachers

This list is incomplete without these categories of people. I know that some of us might at a point attended JAMB coaching classes and we must have however noticed the gimmicks played by these proclaimed JAMB/GCE teachers. They are always very accommodating to the female students pretending to be helpful in making their admission dream come to reality. Don't underestimate them, cos they have the phone numbers of many female students ringing them up odd hour at night. (Xtracool things cheesy ). Womanizing is in their gene

4. Politicians

This is common with those pot bellied politicians. When they spot a pretty lady from their cars, they will wind down the car window and start saying the sleaziest pick up lines you can never think of, such as sweetie, baby, angel, honey, darling; you shouldn't be walking in this hot sun. Hop in lemme give you a ride. These romantic pet names are the perfect way to make a girl feel special without mixing up real names. *Hailing to our politicians* cheesy


5. Male Corp Members

Though I'm not yet a corper but I know what's up. Some of them will be praying that they should be posted to Secondary Schools so that they will be having secret affairs with those young female students whose bosoms are still under infantile stage of development cheesy


6. Bank Managers/HRM

While I would not say that this assertion is 100 percent valid, but it is valid more often than not. Don't be surpirsed that these ones are also not exempted from the act of womanizing. Since they are respected for the position they occupy and are responsible for the intake of employees, they use this position to coerce female job seekers into getting under their skirt, provided they dance to their tune. Ever wondered why ladies find jobs easily in Nigeria, unlike the male folks?


7. Fake Pastors in Sheep Clothing

The Bible already predicted that many fake pastors will use Jesus' name to cast out demons and peform signs and wonders. A fake pastor will always womanize no matter what. Today, you will hear the story of a pastor bleeping the memeber of the choir and ushering unit, etc. I'm glad God has been exposing them in recent time cool


8. Alhajis

They share similar characteristics with the fake pastors. Don't be deceived by the "Alhaji" they are being called. Many of them are hypocrites in "Alhaji" clothing, they are always twising the Holy Quran giving 1,000 reasons as to why it's right for a man to marry 100 wives provided he can take their responsibilites and love them equally(even the poor ones who can't cater for a wife dwell in this same notion and adopt a second wife cheesy ). As a matter of fact, a man who marries more than one wife can never be a faithful man, cos his sexual sincerity is next to nill. As a result of this, they go about chasing young ladies despite having five wives at home.


9. Policemen

Sincerity and honesty are not the watchwords of most policemen, and this affect their marital life. A larger proportion of policemen keep extra marital affairs outside. After a strenuous day at work, you will spot them at beer palour such as mama Ngozi cool spot, Mama Ijeoma beer palour squandering money on another lady.

10. Students

I used to be in this category before deliverance had its way. However, some students who can't boast of two square meal a day, will cohabit with a lady for a whole session. They can even give their school fee to a lady they are cohabiting. This reminds me of how a cohabiting friend who was chased out of the exam hall for not paying his school/department fees. Roflwkmd cheesy


Cc
Lalasticlala


I drop my pen at this point cool


Feel free to add yours


Have fun cool


Original writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/12/10-categories-of-people-that-cant-do.html

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Cutehector(m): 6:20pm On Dec 11, 2015
Womanizing

Omanizing


Manizing


Anizing

Nizing

Izing

Zing

Ing


Ng


G


cheesy tongue

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by wristbangle: 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2015
11. Terrorists

Those ediot (boko haram) whey e kidnap 72 virgins and over 200 chibok girls, God go punish their prick before dem die mercilessly sadsad. Na so dem dey knack free kitty cat (akpako) like say na free party food meanwhile wetin my "journey boy"(prick) sabi na to dey shout "lalasticlala o" . Tosyne2much you will agree with me these set of people suppose to be number 1 on the list of chronic womanizers.

More list loading....

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Cutehector(m): 6:22pm On Dec 11, 2015
wristbangle:
cool
no ftc for u tongue

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by LordOfTheWeed: 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2015
11 Those who frequents the sexuality section tongue

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Aminat508(f): 6:24pm On Dec 11, 2015
shocked
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Medunah: 6:25pm On Dec 11, 2015
11. Guys like the Op tongue

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by T4taiwo(m): 6:26pm On Dec 11, 2015
Ok
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2015
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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by greatiyk4u(m): 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2015
Nairaland mods, wot of celebrities and guys dat plait hairs and fix nails?
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2015
Medunah:
11. Guys like the Op tongue
OP for where ? I'm definitely not a womanizer tongue

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 6:28pm On Dec 11, 2015
we d ladies are watching out for a counter thread...
categories of girls who can't do without ’manizing'...

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by wristbangle: 6:28pm On Dec 11, 2015
Cutehector:
no ftc for u tongue

crycrycry

Bad boy

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by AceRoyal: 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
Tosyne2much can categorize anything and everything.
Professor Emeritus Dr Tosyne2much,
H.O.D Department of Categorism,
Faculty of Management Science and Statistics.
University of Nairaland.
tongue

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Mhizkel(f): 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
wristbangle:


crycrycry

Bad boy
Sorry, take heart cheesy grin

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Cutehector(m): 6:30pm On Dec 11, 2015
wristbangle:


crycrycry

Bad boy
i will show tosyne2much pepper today

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 6:33pm On Dec 11, 2015
Medunah:
11. Guys like the Op tongue
Have you done it with him before?
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Cutehector(m): 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2015
AceRoyal:
Tosyne2much can categorize anything and everything.
Professor Emeritus Dr Tosyne2much,
H.O.D Department of Categorism,
Faculty of Management Science and Statistics.
University of Nairaland.
tongue
wicked cheesy

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Cutehector(m): 6:35pm On Dec 11, 2015
Geraldyne:
we d ladies are watching out for a counter thread...

categories of girls who can't do without ’manizing'...
u can create it u knw..
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by wristbangle: 6:35pm On Dec 11, 2015
Mhizkel:

Sorry, take heart cheesy grin

Aunty mhizkel, na the boy dey always rob me of my right.

Meanwhile apart from the listed womanizers, shey u have more to add? cheesy
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by misspicy(f): 6:36pm On Dec 11, 2015
grin
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Cutehector(m): 6:36pm On Dec 11, 2015
wristbangle:


Aunty mhizkel, na the boy dey always rob me of my right.

Meanwhile apart from the listed womanizers, shey u have more to add? cheesy
boy ke.... No b u sef i dey target... Na tosyn
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by hayorzzyzx(m): 6:37pm On Dec 11, 2015
I'm into all these professionals,and I've never in my life womanized


I know gbeborun(s) will quote me undecided
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Mhizkel(f): 6:37pm On Dec 11, 2015
wristbangle:


Aunty mhizkel, na the boy dey always rob me of my right.

Meanwhile apart from the listed womanizers, shey u have more to add? cheesy
Doctors I know of cheesy
They got PhD in womanizing grin

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 6:38pm On Dec 11, 2015
Actually you just listed all guys inversely...



undecided

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by henrylowe(m): 6:38pm On Dec 11, 2015
OP , you forgot to add nairalaand moderators and musicians

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Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Omotayor123(f): 6:38pm On Dec 11, 2015
See talk..... I give this list 10/10 tongue
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Cutehector(m): 6:39pm On Dec 11, 2015
henrylowe:
OP , you forgot to add nairalaand moderators and musicians
mention thr names grin
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by Cutehector(m): 6:39pm On Dec 11, 2015
Misspicy i sight u grin with sniper
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by queenbetsy(f): 6:40pm On Dec 11, 2015
lemme observe cool
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 6:41pm On Dec 11, 2015
henrylowe:
OP , you forgot to add nairalaand moderators and musicians
E.g Lalasticlala shey ? cheesy
Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing- By Tosyne2much by misspicy(f): 6:41pm On Dec 11, 2015
Cutehector:
Mis spicy i sight u grin with sniper
who is sniper

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