Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by raziboi(m): 6:31am On Dec 14, 2015 |
petkruz: He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?
hope u av a golden body?? |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by JudgementHammer: 6:37am On Dec 14, 2015 |
petkruz: He must work in an oil firm He must be very tall He must be huge down there He must have 6 packs He must be a pentecostal or catholic He must be fluent in english He must be fair in complexion He must be a graduate from a federal university Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko We must open a joint account He must call 4times a day His teeth must be white so we can kiss well He mustn't be mummy's boy He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets His must be living alone He must be very romantic We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions? Are you kidding? |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by firstking01(m): 7:13am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Mtcheeew |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by gohzieh(m): 7:37am On Dec 14, 2015 |
petkruz: He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?
I ga ezu oshi! |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by omoluka: 7:41am On Dec 14, 2015 |
petkruz: He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?
Dreamland |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:05am On Dec 14, 2015 |
SeXistBaStaRd: [b]1. O dey Medical school but when I finish I will be raking $300,000 avg per year
2. I'm 6ft 1
3. My king Kong is proudly 6in 11/16
4. I run Track for college so I'm lean-muscled
5. I'm a Christian in Name... I don't even know my church name
6. I have an American accent(Heard Nigerians love those)
7. I'm dark-skinned, the darker, the Merrier
8. I dey school or you never hear? Which one be federal university If you feel better, I attend a flagship...UMD
9. My parents are Yoruba but I was raised in Baltimore city, Maryland
10. I have a Ford 2013 FusionHybrid(Environment friendly (
11. I can't share joint account with a Gold-Digga(Hope you understand sha)
12. Lets text 4 messages a day, save some Data
13. My teeth is whiter than Pearl Harbor's gate
14. I'm an independent Guy
15. I have plenty of swag
16. Lemme count my Boxers, I know say I get 18 singlets, Done...I get 16 boxers (I need to reduce it self
17. I live with a roommate but separate rooms...we fit even do _threesomes self?
18. I treat my Ladies and Gentlemen(No Homo) well
19. Why go back in civilization and use candles when Fluorescent Bulbs plenty for my crib.
That being said, I don't think I need a Gf...[/b] Hahahaha nice one,i'm glad u the only reasonable person that has a great sense of humour. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:07am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Heromaniaa: @ petkruz someone said you were looking for me? Lmao, really? |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:09am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Neeson:
Nairaland boys no dey flow with this kain joke, babe Dodge ur head o Only the sad,broke jobless kids would take it personal. The ones who hide behind their phones to spew thrash and then run to the bathroom to jerk off.Otherwise this shouldn't cause an uproar. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 10:11am On Dec 14, 2015 |
Zceesneh: am a comedian, i wasn't even being naive, i was joking, can u mode a man with clay? No bae boo cool down, u are too young to reach menopause, i was joking along with u Ok no probs,sorry for the outburst, thought u were one of those under 20's, my bad. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Ifakiland(m): 10:43am On Dec 14, 2015 |
petkruz: He must work in an oil firm
He must be very tall
He must be huge down there
He must have 6 packs
He must be a pentecostal or catholic
He must be fluent in english
He must be fair in complexion
He must be a graduate from a federal university
Any tribe apart from hausa or calabar
He must have a car,you can't be trekking biko
We must open a joint account
He must call 4times a day
His teeth must be white so we can kiss well
He mustn't be mummy's boy
He must be a fashionista,no repetition for 1month
He must have 30 boxers and 15 singlets
His must be living alone
He must be very romantic
We must have candle light dinner twice a month.
Any questions?
hope to see u at Shiloh wen u clock 45....dumb bish. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 11:49am On Dec 14, 2015 |
petkruz:
Only the sad,broke jobless kids would take it personal. The ones who hide behind their phones to spew thrash and then run to the bathroom to jerk off.Otherwise this shouldn't cause an uproar. Don't see it that way hon, country no get joy, everyone sensitive die. Not to worry tho, most would get the joke. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 5:14pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Your best bet is those rich, lightskinned Igbo or Uromi boys. You ruled out Calabar and they have a ton of fair guys. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Donald7610: 11:21pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Learnt ladies needs frm here Tnx |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 11:34pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
MY SISTER .... WAIT UNTIL JESUS COME
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Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by blaxx: 5:45am On Dec 18, 2015 |
carry mud and create him. |
Re: Boyfriend Wanted!!! by Nobody: 6:23am On Dec 18, 2015 |
wetin mallam do u pet? |