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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by fotadmowmend(m): 4:00pm On Dec 18, 2015
Warri girls
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Tee99(m): 4:03pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this

Laff don tear my belle
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Divinehenrich(m): 4:04pm On Dec 18, 2015
Op abeg what of that type mama peace dey speak. That one join too?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by FemiFaniKayode: 4:06pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:

thats just a tip of the ice berg grin....

there are many more,i wish i could upload screenshots but this is like a bad time...phine problem grin

me: wtf is that
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by LordDecency(m): 4:09pm On Dec 18, 2015
Op Nice One...





make una chanqetongue
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:11pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
truth is,it will take alot of patience and tolerance to teach an adult who has already given up on improving, the english language.



Even youngies like us are finding the whole thing difficult talk more of matured mature and advanced ladies...


You might just get angry one day and start insulting her that is why i said,let the blind walk with the blind atleast there wouldnt be any form of inferiorty complex,...



Btw have you imagine attending a function with your woman then she make a very big grammatical blunder??

Chess that awkward momentcheesycheesycheesycheesy
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by bqlekan(m): 4:14pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this

you always have something to say sha ni...

mo kan like e nii, mi o mo di e. grin

shey mo le meet e? mi o le so oyinbo o
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:14pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Now this is funnycheesycheesy


fall down from iroko tree cheesycheesy


undecided mgbeke
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:14pm On Dec 18, 2015
[quote author=kosplateau post=41123017][/quote]thanks dearwink
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:14pm On Dec 18, 2015
searchiing4love:


undecided mgbeke
iranusad
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:17pm On Dec 18, 2015
Divinehenrich:
Op abeg what of that type mama peace dey speak. That one join too?
Most guys make do with that if it is only sex. But those that are no better, don't mind.. Some others stay because there is no much trouble..cheap sex and children.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:17pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
iranusad


U no fine undecided
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Cecediva(f): 4:17pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:
This convo ensued between a guy and a lady...

Guy: Are you shy?

Lady: Why shall i shy when im not a people and if i shall shy,shy ahy shy for you?
grin grin grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:18pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
thanks dearwink
No worries..we learn every day. I'm happy you're open to new things.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
searchiing4love:


U no fine undecided
u are sadsadsad

am happy the way i amwink
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:20pm On Dec 18, 2015
kosplateau:

No worries..we learn every day. I'm happy you're open to new things.
yea,we learn everydaywink
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by goodgate: 4:21pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all THIS
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:22pm On Dec 18, 2015
Grammatical blunders are a great turn off for me. It hurts my soul!





BTW, all these guys on this thread are just confirming the fact that, for most of them, the first thing on their mind when they approach a girl is simply to screw her!
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Divinehenrich(m): 4:29pm On Dec 18, 2015
On point.
kosplateau:

Most guys make do with that if it is only sex. But those that are no better, don't mind.. Some others stay because there is no much trouble..cheap sex and children.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by PDF: 4:30pm On Dec 18, 2015
Bad English expression is a total turn-off for me. I av several times relinquished the chance to be with some ladies because of it. It's actually the first test to pass tbh.

Unfortunately, even many graduates - both male n female are culpable
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by EJanni(f): 4:34pm On Dec 18, 2015
oh, I no know say ingrish na critura now for gering husbandu. no wonda John de tlit me like secotlass citizen. chai!

omesia owerre grammar n'etikasim aru. I must study engrish.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:35pm On Dec 18, 2015
End time babes....
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 4:36pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
u are sadsadsad


am happy the way i amwink

LOL! if i were you i wont respond.

Guys view lady's beauty differently. To some guys they look at the face but mature guys look at the body first so from what i can see so far babe,you are hot.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:36pm On Dec 18, 2015
Well it hasn't happened to me cos I don't walk up to random ladies to toast. I take my time to study her before I make my approach.
It'd be a huge turn off for me if a lady I'm approaching can't speak good English, it's a bigger turn off if her major means of communication is a local Nigerian language, I simply wouldn't be able to relate with her cos aside English, french is the only other languages I understand properly. Beauty is insignificant when am approaching a lady, her intelligence counts and weighs more

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 4:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


LOL! if i were you i wont respond.

Guys view lady's beauty differently. To some guys they look at the face but mature guys look at the body first so from what i can see so far babe,you are hot.
cheesycheesycheesy thank you.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by tonyx4x44(m): 4:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
grin grin grin


chai!! faced a similar situation in NYSC camp. After trying as much as I could to cope, I had to give up!


I started conversing with her in good English at first, along the line I noticed she and all her friends spoke pidgin English; the eastern kind.
When I initiated chatting on WhatsApp, she would ignore my messages or give me monosyllabic replies. cheesy on day while on the parade ground I was behind her in a line and had the opportunity of spying on her chat. Omo see rugged broken shocked

as I enter broken that night see instant response! long ones self!


I had to let her go eventually sha... Bimbos are a turn off jare. Beta Fine Girl fa! cry
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Klinzy02: 4:43pm On Dec 18, 2015
English no be our language naa, as far as she go give me my Ifeoma I don't mind if she speak swahili..
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by butanep(m): 4:43pm On Dec 18, 2015
This thread remind me of how I need a fair, sexy naturally beauty queen from akwa ibom state. So friendly & hospitable.

The first day I meet her, I started with a high profile English but during the course of our conversation, I discovered she always respond with good & pidgin English mixed together. We exchange contact...

I called her two days after, she responded in normal pidgin English so I decided to flow with her in that tone. I found out she feel somehow when I always speak high profile English to her so I decided to step to her level.

So we communicate in pidgin English most times. She is sexy and hot but not good in good English but good in bed English.

I promised to teach her. Not everybody have the means to acquire good education.

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 4:43pm On Dec 18, 2015
tonyx4x44:
grin grin grin


chai!! faced a similar situation in NYSC camp. After trying as much as I could to cope, I had to give up!


I started conversing with her in good English at first, along the line I noticed she and all her friends spoke pidgin English; the eastern kind.
When I initiated chatting on WhatsApp, she would ignore my messages or give me monosyllabic replies. cheesy on day while on the parade ground I was behind her in a line and had the opportunity of spying on her chat. Omo see rugged broken shocked

as I enter broken that night see instant response! long ones self!


I had to let her go eventually sha... Bimbos are a turn off jare. Beta Fine Girl fa! cry

O.M.G grin

But why is it that these babes in this category are usually so hot and sexy?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by butanep(m): 4:49pm On Dec 18, 2015
sapiosexual1:
Well it hasn't happened to me cos I don't walk up to random ladies to toast. I take my time to study her before I make my approach.
It'd be a huge turn off for me if a lady I'm approaching can't speak good English, it's a bigger turn off if her major means of communication is a local Nigerian language, I simply wouldn't be able to relate with her cos aside English, french is the only other languages I understand properly. Beauty is insignificant when am approaching a lady, her intelligence counts and weighs more

This is where we get it wrong. There are some ladies that are intelligent but can't speak high profile English. Intelligence is not a measured of your spoken English.

I meet some ladies during my service year that are intelligent but can't speak high profile English. It is as a result of many factors.

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by misspicy(f): 4:50pm On Dec 18, 2015
bqlekan:


you always have something to say sha ni...

mo kan like e nii, mi o mo di e. grin

shey mo le meet e? mi o le so oyinbo o
lol,why do you think so?


well,eshe gan,yes ke,ele meet me,ale ma so Yoruba ko si problem sugbon showo wa? gringringrin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 4:51pm On Dec 18, 2015
butanep:
This thread remind me of how I need a fair, sexy naturally beauty queen from akwa ibom state. So friendly & hospitable.

The first day I meet her, I started with a high profile English but during the course of our conversation, I discovered she always respond with good & pidgin English mixed together. We exchange contact...

I called her two days after, she responded in normal pidgin English so I decided to flow with her in that tone. I found out she feel somehow when I always speak high profile English to her so I decided to step to her level.

So we communicate in pidgin English most times. She is sexy and hot but not good in good English but good in bed English.

I have promised to teach her. Not everybody have the means to acquire good education.

Good one.

I have met many sexy as in super sexy ladies that have ran away from me because of the grammar and i have made up my mind to always caution myself.

Asides this, i have realized that these ladies who have grammar challenges are naturally humble and more wifey than many ladies that can speak grammar like kilode and i have also arrived at a possible school of thought that ladies who speak so well are mostly arrogant and proud and can abuse you so mildly in grammar and when you interpret that to vernacular you will feel the gravity of the insult.

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