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Toks2008:
Have you ever been in a situation where you met a drop dead gorgeous sweet sexy looking babe just to start a convo using polished grammar and she is full of smiles listening to you and after your epistle she answers and says "horesly i no no wettin you dey talk since"

I am the type of dude who cares less about your grammatical prowess as a lady as long as i like what i see because i believe she can develop herself and im beginning to see some prospects in wooing with pidgin English or vernacular when go to the village this december.

There are many super fresh sweet sexy looking ladies who can't speak good grammar at all and you can see this set even among the "graduates". Many phonetics speaking guys don lose some babes that feel so inferior...these ladies usually want to relate with men who they feel are in the same category with them even when they are approached by guys with good command of English,they will never want to go out with such and i see this as unfair.

Some ladies have also had their fair share of guys wooing them and speaking heart shattering grammar with so much confidence.

What shall it profit me to lose a super sexy chic because of her bad English? Na grammar i go dey rock for bed?

I don't know if any guy or lady reading this have been in such situation but i would like to know what other guys and ladies think about this.

As a guy would you rather prefer a super sexy lady that can not speak good English or one with no sex appealing features who can speak more than the Prof Wole shoyinkas of this world? And for the ladies would you mind to be with a hot sexy dude who keeps making grammatical blunders?

Over to you guys

HAHAHAHAHAHAH..ROTFLMAO
i can manage a guy dt cant speak correctly as a friend so long as d person will b ready to accept corrections

misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this

funny

who cares!!!

Spanner4:
Guy: helo babe, my name be spanner4 and e be likesay u packwell around dis corner na? Abeg no vex, wetin be ur name?coz wen I be dey luk u sinceeee, my hrt no sitdon wella becoz u fineee welll na I'm make I tok say e go better make I knw u and mak we relate well. Continues.....

come back if u don sabi beta english.

Jolllyjoy:
come back if u don sabi beta english.

See Jollyself

Spanner4:

See Jollyself

wat i does?

butanep:
I guess you are still writing jamb...


I thought you are even fine self..

dorrr..it affects u

misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this

This got me screaming "KILODE" Lwkm

Jolllyjoy:
thank you.

Yeah, you have it as one word when it works as an adjective. E.g She goes to the gym every day, workout is an everyday activity to her.

kosplateau:
Yeah, you have it as one word when it works as an adjective. E.g She goes to the gym every day, workout is an everyday activity to her.

perfectly understood.

misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this

Hahaha
*laughs drop deadddd*
#in heaven still laughing at this*
Both Lucifer nd angels visits NL

Topsyvic:
I prefer a man hu is gud@speakin gud english dan a sexy dude..it make me feel proud nd easy to introduce to my frndz

Lyk wen he speak..dose gurls will be lyk,chai!how i wish dix guy is mine.

Chai...

Topsyvic:
dorrr..it affect u

It affects....

Jolllyjoy:
wat i does?

U gotted me laughed

Spanner4:
U gotted me laughed

not only laughed but laughted.

Oliviaarims:
Grammatical blunders are a great turn off for me. It hurts my soul!





BTW, all these guys on this thread are just confirming the fact that, for most of them, the first thing on their mind when they approach a girl is simply to screw her!

dnt blame us, its nature

Jolllyjoy:
whatever rock your boat boo but no point having carnal knowledge of a girl when you dnt see her good enough for something worthwhile.



Set standard and live by them.

umm, that shouldn't be your concern if i do have a carnal knowledge of u. from your text alone, i can picture your true beauty. just that i ain't good at drawing, i should have sketch your true picture.


every individuals has their own standard of living. I believe am following mine. so whad up, lets chat privately. you know i can't expressing myself openly for everyone to have a clue of our conv.

Toks2008:
Knacking what?lol

Trust me, if i see a chich wey set die i will rush her even if she cant say Hi or oouch...trust me i will teach her and if i see that her case is a rather hopeless one i will just beg her to announce in public that she is not good in ghrammer before she starts any conversation to save us from embarrassment.

Maybe i should ask lalasticlala to tell us which one he will choose between a blac chyna/amber rose/tools/kim k/omotola look alike that can not speak a sentence in english or a lepa with no sex appealling features who can speak more than the Wole shoyinkas of this world.

You sound so shallow. Gosh!

butanep:
This is where we get it wrong. There are some ladies that are intelligent but can't speak high profile English. Intelligence is not a measured of your spoken English.

I meet some ladies during my service year that are intelligent but can't speak high profile English. It is as a result of many factors.

Thank you very much!

Brighter grammar/queen primer is not the ultimate and does not equal intelligence. I know peeps who are gurus in their respective endeavours but cannot speak well(according to their definition of "speak well"

olamicheals:
This got me screaming "KILODE" Lwkm

my pleasure monsieur

Jtmanager:
Hahaha *laughs drop deadddd* #in heaven still laughing at this* Both Lucifer nd angels visits NL

Lucifer on NL?

****picks my worn out slippers and runs for my life******

Oliviaarims:
Grammatical blunders are a great turn off for me. It hurts my soul!





BTW, all these guys on this thread are just confirming the fact that, for most of them, the first thing on their mind when they approach a girl is simply to screw her!

What should be on our mind madam? Its all about you girls punny.

Topsyvic:
dorrr..it affect u

I don't have time 4 masquerade ladies like you...

Dynamite02:
Thank you very much!

Brighter grammar/queen primer is not the ultimate and does not equal intelligence. I know peeps who are gurus in their respective endeavours but cannot speak well(according to their definition of "speak well"

Don't mind them jare

See as people dey blow grammar...... Hummmm I'm enjoying this.....

pelij18:
And this got my back...

Tell me why would i have to always stumble on a girl who doesn't have a nice english knack. Comeon, i'll keep turning around to meetup that sexy girl of my liking. You don't purposely get over a sexy-classy girl that wouldn't mind turning your morale for no reason in public. Just as you've said she wouldn't feel that equality and this might cause a fight duely.

It took me time studying in school and currently now to graduate, and to fix a better life (so i need someone of my kind)... Getting a classy, good english speaking babe has always remain my priority and not all this fucking facial beauty that doesn't reach up the tongue.

You should know what i mean.

very well.


Then adhere to the set standards by making sure you dnt sleep with such girls.

Jolllyjoy:
very well.

Then adhere to the set standards by making sure you dnt sleep with such girls.

Fortunately, my nature forbids it.

Jolllyjoy:
every guys can not be like you.



I have witness a scenerio were a guy dumped a lady he dated for 3yrs because the lady can not speak the queen's english fluently,, is that not wickedness?


More reason i will appeal to guys,please if you know you wouldnt marry her because she doesnt measure up to your standard in terms of expression,please leave her alone,stop stretching her bottom biko,cos thunder wen go fire u still dey do warm up..


That was how a guy opened a thread the other day seeking advice on how to dump his g.f of 5yrs because she can not express herself in standard english,some guys are plain wicked!!!

butanep:
I don't have time 4 masquerade ladies like you...

ejo lofe ro..kip shoutin

Oliviaarims:
Grammatical blunders are a great turn off for me. It hurts my soul!





BTW, all these guys on this thread are just confirming the fact that, for most of them, the first thing on their mind when they approach a girl is simply to screw her!

Uniben Faculty car park, the background of your profile picture I mean! Lovely tho

Jolllyjoy:
Guy above be forming you will date such gurl.


Truth is,sooner or later you will get tired of her,so many disadvantages involved.


Imagine the grammatical blunders she will commit in public,

her rather backward thinking faculty


she might even feel inferior and uncomfortable around your friends.



Guys abeg,if you knw you will not be able to hire a private teacher for her dnt even bother.



Let the blind walk with the blind so as to maintain equality..

Word

Topsyvic:
ejo lofe ro..kip shoutin

Orheda... keep showing ur wogly nature