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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Vikky014(f): 8:31pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:
Have you ever been in a situation where you met a drop dead gorgeous sweet sexy looking babe just to start a convo using polished grammar and she is full of smiles listening to you and after your epistle she answers and says "horesly i no no wettin you dey talk since"

I am the type of dude who cares less about your grammatical prowess as a lady as long as i like what i see because i believe she can develop herself and im beginning to see some prospects in wooing with pidgin English or vernacular when go to the village this december.

There are many super fresh sweet sexy looking ladies who can't speak good grammar at all and you can see this set even among the "graduates". Many phonetics speaking guys don lose some babes that feel so inferior...these ladies usually want to relate with men who they feel are in the same category with them even when they are approached by guys with good command of English,they will never want to go out with such and i see this as unfair.


Some ladies have also had their fair share of guys wooing them and speaking heart shattering grammar with so much confidence.

What shall it profit me to lose a super sexy chic because of her bad English? Na grammar i go dey rock for bed?

I don't know if any guy or lady reading this have been in such situation but i would like to know what other guys and ladies think about this.

As a guy would you rather prefer a super sexy lady that can not speak good English or one with no sex appealing features who can speak more than the Prof Wole shoyinkas of this world? And for the ladies would you mind to be with a hot sexy dude who keeps making grammatical blunders?

Over to you guys
HAHAHAHAHAHAH..ROTFLMAO
i can manage a guy dt cant speak correctly as a friend so long as d person will b ready to accept corrections
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Audinowing(m): 8:46pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this
funny
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by blinxbest(m): 9:01pm On Dec 18, 2015
who cares!!!
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:11pm On Dec 18, 2015
Spanner4:


Guy: helo babe, my name be spanner4 and e be likesay u packwell around dis corner na? Abeg no vex, wetin be ur name?coz wen I be dey luk u sinceeee, my hrt no sitdon wella becoz u fineee welll na I'm make I tok say e go better make I knw u and mak we relate well. Continues.....
come back if u don sabi beta english.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Spanner4(m): 9:13pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
come back if u don sabi beta english.

grin grin

See Jollyself
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:15pm On Dec 18, 2015
Spanner4:

grin grin
See Jollyself
cheesycheesycheesycheesy wat i does?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Topsyvic(f): 9:15pm On Dec 18, 2015
butanep:


I guess you are still writing jamb...


I thought you are even fine self..
dorrr..it affects u
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by olamicheals(m): 9:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this
This got me screaming "KILODE" Lwkm
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:20pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
cheesycheesy thank you.
Yeah, you have it as one word when it works as an adjective. E.g She goes to the gym every day, workout is an everyday activity to her.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 18, 2015
kosplateau:

Yeah, you have it as one word when it works as an adjective. E.g She goes to the gym every day, workout is an everyday activity to her.
perfectly understood.

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Jtmanager(m): 9:24pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this

Hahaha
*laughs drop deadddd*
#in heaven still laughing at this*
Both Lucifer nd angels visits NL
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:27pm On Dec 18, 2015
Topsyvic:
I prefer a man hu is gud@speakin gud english dan a sexy dude..it make me feel proud nd easy to introduce to my frndz

Lyk wen he speak..dose gurls will be lyk,chai!how i wish dix guy is mine.
Chai...
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:28pm On Dec 18, 2015
Topsyvic:
dorrr..it affect u
It affects....
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Spanner4(m): 9:28pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
cheesycheesycheesycheesy wat i does?
U gotted me laughed
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:31pm On Dec 18, 2015
Spanner4:

U gotted me laughed
cheesycheesy not only laughed but laughted.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:53pm On Dec 18, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Grammatical blunders are a great turn off for me. It hurts my soul!





BTW, all these guys on this thread are just confirming the fact that, for most of them, the first thing on their mind when they approach a girl is simply to screw her!
dnt blame us, its nature
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:55pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
whatever rock your boat boo but no point having carnal knowledge of a girl when you dnt see her good enough for something worthwhile.



Set standard and live by them.
umm, that shouldn't be your concern if i do have a carnal knowledge of u. from your text alone, i can picture your true beauty. just that i ain't good at drawing, i should have sketch your true picture.


every individuals has their own standard of living. I believe am following mine. so whad up, lets chat privately. you know i can't expressing myself openly for everyone to have a clue of our conv.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 9:59pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


Knacking what?lol

Trust me, if i see a chich wey set die i will rush her even if she cant say Hi or oouch...trust me i will teach her and if i see that her case is a rather hopeless one i will just beg her to announce in public that she is not good in ghrammer before she starts any conversation to save us from embarrassment.

Maybe i should ask lalasticlala to tell us which one he will choose between a blac chyna/amber rose/tools/kim k/omotola look alike that can not speak a sentence in english or a lepa with no sex appealling features who can speak more than the Wole shoyinkas of this world.


You sound so shallow. Gosh!
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Dynamite02: 10:01pm On Dec 18, 2015
butanep:


This is where we get it wrong. There are some ladies that are intelligent but can't speak high profile English. Intelligence is not a measured of your spoken English.

I meet some ladies during my service year that are intelligent but can't speak high profile English. It is as a result of many factors.
Thank you very much!

Brighter grammar/queen primer is not the ultimate and does not equal intelligence. I know peeps who are gurus in their respective endeavours but cannot speak well(according to their definition of "speak well"wink
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by misspicy(f): 10:03pm On Dec 18, 2015
olamicheals:
This got me screaming "KILODE" Lwkm
my pleasure monsieur smiley
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by misspicy(f): 10:04pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jtmanager:

Hahaha *laughs drop deadddd* #in heaven still laughing at this* Both Lucifer nd angels visits NL
shocked Lucifer on NL?

****picks my worn out slippers and runs for my life****** gringrin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Dirkcoyt: 10:15pm On Dec 18, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Grammatical blunders are a great turn off for me. It hurts my soul!





BTW, all these guys on this thread are just confirming the fact that, for most of them, the first thing on their mind when they approach a girl is simply to screw her!

What should be on our mind madam? Its all about you girls punny.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by butanep(m): 10:18pm On Dec 18, 2015
Topsyvic:
dorrr..it affect u


I don't have time 4 masquerade ladies like you...
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by butanep(m): 10:20pm On Dec 18, 2015
Dynamite02:

Thank you very much!

Brighter grammar/queen primer is not the ultimate and does not equal intelligence. I know peeps who are gurus in their respective endeavours but cannot speak well(according to their definition of "speak well"wink

Don't mind them jare
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 10:34pm On Dec 18, 2015
See as people dey blow grammar...... Hummmm I'm enjoying this..... smiley
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 11:49pm On Dec 18, 2015
pelij18:
And this got my back...

Tell me why would i have to always stumble on a girl who doesn't have a nice english knack. Comeon, i'll keep turning around to meetup that sexy girl of my liking. You don't purposely get over a sexy-classy girl that wouldn't mind turning your morale for no reason in public. Just as you've said she wouldn't feel that equality and this might cause a fight duely.

It took me time studying in school and currently now to graduate, and to fix a better life (so i need someone of my kind)... Getting a classy, good english speaking babe has always remain my priority and not all this fucking facial beauty that doesn't reach up the tongue.

You should know what i mean.
very well.


Then adhere to the set standards by making sure you dnt sleep with such girls.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by pelij18(m): 12:51am On Dec 19, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
very well.

Then adhere to the set standards by making sure you dnt sleep with such girls.

Fortunately, my nature forbids it.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by EMPERO247(m): 6:26am On Dec 19, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
every guys can not be like you.



I have witness a scenerio were a guy dumped a lady he dated for 3yrs because the lady can not speak the queen's english fluently,, is that not wickedness?


More reason i will appeal to guys,please if you know you wouldnt marry her because she doesnt measure up to your standard in terms of expression,please leave her alone,stop stretching her bottom biko,cos thunder wen go fire u still dey do warm up..


That was how a guy opened a thread the other day seeking advice on how to dump his g.f of 5yrs because she can not express herself in standard english,some guys are plain wicked!!!
grin grin grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Topsyvic(f): 6:33am On Dec 19, 2015
butanep:



I don't have time 4 masquerade ladies like you...
ejo lofe ro..kip shoutin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by ceemac: 7:33am On Dec 19, 2015
Oliviaarims:
Grammatical blunders are a great turn off for me. It hurts my soul!





BTW, all these guys on this thread are just confirming the fact that, for most of them, the first thing on their mind when they approach a girl is simply to screw her!

Uniben Faculty car park, the background of your profile picture I mean! Lovely tho
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by ybalogs(m): 7:47am On Dec 19, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Guy above be forming you will date such gurl.


Truth is,sooner or later you will get tired of her,so many disadvantages involved.


Imagine the grammatical blunders she will commit in public,

her rather backward thinking faculty


she might even feel inferior and uncomfortable around your friends.



Guys abeg,if you knw you will not be able to hire a private teacher for her dnt even bother.



Let the blind walk with the blind so as to maintain equality..

Word
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by butanep(m): 7:58am On Dec 19, 2015
Topsyvic:
ejo lofe ro..kip shoutin

Orheda... keep showing ur wogly nature

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