Very true. I haven't gotten round to doing the poo in boyfriend's house. I certainly won't do it in front of hubby when married. There are some things that need to be done discreetly like pooing and menstruation. After all, I am an angel

Eh en

Owk

i sh!t at my boo's place like scarra. na belle mata and he understands sha

Erotic angelina is very right we ladies,some of us think abt dat when we go visiting

and guys pls..fvck off this thread b4 we sing 'if i were a boy' 4 una..

Wat if ur bf lives in "face me I slap u house"

Shit never worry u, me sef dey shit ma man go dey baf for same toilet.




... If he can do all that without forming, y I go dey form, moreover when he dey toast me he sabi say I dey shit na.



I no dey play with shit o, especially early mo mo own.

I Poo and gist with my BF.we stay in the toilet together laughing while I do it.I see nothing wrong in taking a dump at your BF place.
When nature calls,do it and feel free

Nairalanders and their funny threads.

Chommieblaq:
Shit never worry u, me sef dey shit ma man go dey baf for same toilet.




... If he can do all that without forming, y I go dey form, moreover when he dey toast me he sabi say I dey shit na.



I no dey play with shit o, especially early mo mo own.

Ewwwww

Chommieblaq:
Shit never worry u, me sef dey shit ma man go dey baf for same toilet.




... If he can do all that without forming, y I go dey form, moreover when he dey toast me he sabi say I dey shit na.



I no dey play with shit o, especially early mo mo own.

lols u are one bold girl

What if you poo finish water no dey for toilet to flush?

Keneking:


- use water to cleanse the parts instead of tissue.
- flush and clean the holden cabin with brush
- maintain the facilities cleaner than you met them.
- discharge all pads properly, wrap in a nylon and tuck into your bag.
- use a bathroom slippers and not your shoes
- if it is a "shalanga" type of toilet, ensure you have enough water to flush the floor and use broom to clean up.

Your ability to keep the small room tidy after use would be added point on your housekeeping abilities.

Added what?so because of ordinary passing out a poo a lady must go through all these senseless stress? The shift no go run back.

Thanks eroticangelina but u should also open a thread explaining to girls how to keep their pusssies clean and smelling good cus for most girls that place stink worst than poo

So to shit na crime for ladies

They come need to learn how to hide commit am

jasysandra:
I Poo and gist with my BF.we stay in the toilet together laughing while I do it.I see nothing wrong in taking a dump at your BF place.
When nature calls,do it and feel free

#smiles

I can't believe this made fp

Op u are correct. Female poop de smell too much. U included that's why the air freshener is necessary. Stop living a life of pretence madam.

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

cc lalasticlala, Farano

Soul sister

RUBBISH

do ladies defecate

EroticAngelina:


lol angels take dump too

me too it was in my SS2 i actually noted that gal poo and that was just bc i had a younger sis if not i wouldn't still believed it

There is such a thing as courtesy.I only sh1t in my own house!

murphyibiam15:

me too it was in my SS2 i actually noted that gal poo and that was just bc i had a younger sis if not i wouldn't still believed it

My goodness, are we not human too?

mekaboy:
What if you poo finish water no dey for toilet to flush?

lols God4bid! I will be carrying a bag of Purewater with me

Lolz, can't stop laughing. It's true tho, our house is kinda like a girl's hostel, so I never got to knw guys shit until one of my male cousins visited us, it was weird really, my funny young mind was like 'so boys also shit!'. Naturally, I don't find it easy urinating or pooing outside my home, unless I travel for an extended period, it's like a sensor in my brain, even on long journeys while everyone is busy urinating, I never feel the urge until I'm near where I feel comfortable.
Abeg OP ur list is nt complete, what of when in ur husband's house? Will all the forming continue?

If your boyfriend cannot survive the smell of your shi*t and still love you. You have not found your husband. Hahahaha.

Babes can form. Na so one of my ex girlfriend go always say she wan shower when e be say na poo. She go quickly bath after doing her thing and finish my air freshener wey I dey manage. Every day for the thief and one day for the owner of the house. She come visit the day wey I no get air freshener and use the same style of I wan shower. Dis time around she waka immediately say she dey come back as she get to do one or two things. Na so I see her off come back make I pee. As I open toilet door Na so I fall Yakata like person wey Dem lay hands for im head to cast out demon. The moment wey I recover I escape from my flat lock door go stay overnight for my friend place. If to say I no escape the nuclear gas wey dey my toilet for kill me. I fashy the babe sharp sharp.

jasysandra:
I Poo and gist with my BF.we stay in the toilet together laughing while I do it.I see nothing wrong in taking a dump at your BF place.
When nature calls,do it and feel free

like seriously in his presence?
end time gal with end time boyfriend doing an endtime poo poo