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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by mrDennis(m): 11:46pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
icewinz: bros how u manage enter friend zone na... as we enter 2016 I decree u moving out of the friend zone and Into her promised land. lol. say amen? 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by HDee(m): 11:49pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
dyadeleye:lol #WhaDoYouMean |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Damdeyz(m): 11:50pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Sleekyshuga:guy u funny |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by firstking01(m): 11:52pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:MyMain |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by OlowoB(m): 11:52pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
guys have said lots of stuff just to get to a girls pant |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by tzoracle: 11:54pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain: Uhmmm, Red velvet 42€ Use change buy carton of gala Dash me small |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by mrDennis(m): 11:58pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I think d funniest words I ever used to break the ice was: ME: good afternoon Chick: afternoon Me: Are u heading towards June 12 ? Chick: yah :Me: mind if I tag along? so I keep the womanisers off you. , while building up my street cred by walking wit dis pretty lady. Chick: blushes ... you sound like a womanizer sef ME:..-nah ! Am retired . AM ACTUALLY SURPRISED U REPLYNG ME I ONCE TRIED TALKING TO YOU & U SNUBBED ME (na lie o I never c am b4 for my life ). hahaha works almost every time. d babe go start dey give excuse or reasons for an event that never occurred . 11 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Cutehector(m): 11:59pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
ladyF:cuzu r gay |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Echelle(m): 12:04am On Dec 30, 2015 |
lordprosh:oya na |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by lordprosh(m): 12:10am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Echelle:Lemme jst drop the recipe some ordas can use em too 1. Be a cool guy 2. Be nyc 3. Be friendly(to some level sha) 4. Be smart nd intelligent (babes no like mumu guys) 5. Try as much as posible to look dapper always 6. Be NEAT!!!! (No odour of any kind.) 7. Be polite.. If u can mix dem together.. My guy u no nid eat her mess b4 she fall 4 u.. Been using it nd its still working WARNING!!!. Kip ur GF nd SIS away 4rm ME 5 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Michellla(f): 12:22am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Mcowubaba:thanks |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ajademola2000(m): 12:23am On Dec 30, 2015 |
sunsky29:Happy birthday, more grease to your elbow! next year will be greater than this for you! 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by IYADARA(f): 12:24am On Dec 30, 2015 |
He: may I know the name behind this beautiful face Me: please go back and learn , those words are outdated....mtewww Today,...now my hubby, .my husband, the attitude I gave even attracted him more 6 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by IYADARA(f): 12:24am On Dec 30, 2015 |
He: may I know the name behind this beautiful face Me: please go back and learn , those words are outdated....mtewww Today,...now my hubby, .my husband, the attitude I gave even attracted him more |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by IYADARA(f): 12:25am On Dec 30, 2015 |
He: may I know the name behind this beautiful face Me: please go back and learn , those words are outdated....mtewww Today,...now my hubby, .my husband, the attitude I gave even attracted him more |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by evatee(m): 12:30am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Do guys still toast sha? |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Seward077(m): 12:33am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Jayjay0:Guy u no try oooo.... [color=#990000][/color] |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by cabosnoopy(m): 12:36am On Dec 30, 2015 |
ddaammyy: Just give me your heart and I promise to be your scapegoat...how u feel now as I don toast u? 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Fearcom(m): 12:38am On Dec 30, 2015 |
ladyF: ...I think there's just something about a lady constantly screaming,"it's LADY F AGAIN " coupled with a profile picture of a raving mad dog... Lol. Just kidding |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 12:51am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Been long I chyked a girl. Nature keep doing it for me effortlessly. When I was 15 or so, I remembered telling a girl that my brother had money, and that I would take care of her if she would say yes. Now, my cousins and nephews use me to chyke women not because of money but reputation |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by misshoree(f): 12:55am On Dec 30, 2015 |
you are the only egg in my egg roll,without u it will turn to buns.....primary sch rhyme I saw u walking inside d rain and I gave u an umbrella....mtcheew,why not use Highlander jeep carry me 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by misshoree(f): 12:56am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Jayjay0:and that wz harsh |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Starieangel(f): 12:57am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Pls if u give me a chance,il break all protocols for u.......and am lyk,protocols?really?dis aint a court issue dammit! 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 1:07am On Dec 30, 2015 |
MrsPhyno: Eziokwu nne?? I wl tell phyno #YOLO |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Echelle(m): 1:08am On Dec 30, 2015 |
lordprosh: lordprosh: |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 1:11am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Jayjay0:dey lie with pride ooo. . .useless biatchess... #YOLO |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by shaggyosas(m): 1:24am On Dec 30, 2015 |
YourMain: You sound like a happy n exciting person. Wouldn't mind to meet u. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Chicagoesontop: 1:25am On Dec 30, 2015 |
One Day I Met A Girl On A Not Too Crowded Road, I Was Like Hello Sweety, Please Can I Tell You Something, She Stopped And I Said Straight To Her, Girl Honestly You Are The Most Beautiful Girl I Have Ever Seen Since One Hour Ago And I Like You Do You Know Why ? She Said Why And I Said BECAUSE IT'S TOO EARLY FOR ME TO SAY I LOVE YOU ... She Was Still Laughing While We Boarded The Same Car Going Straight To My House !!! |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 1:28am On Dec 30, 2015 |
ddaammyy:can I toast u? |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by urchcoded(m): 1:33am On Dec 30, 2015 |
na mtn cause all dis 1nce tell dem to stop sending lame toasting tips |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Hautside(m): 1:38am On Dec 30, 2015 |
"Can I be your assistant boyfriend"? If the lady says she has a boyfriend...lol |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by graychuks(m): 2:10am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Choi... Lmao... I can't believe I read everything you guys have spewed out here.... Now am going to sleep... AY. And Basket mouth done loose customer... |
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