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Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by vybzkartel: 6:41pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Being a guy myself.. I know what we can say sometimes just because we need that one particular girl... Lol... I remember i told a lady dangote was my business partner... Shockingly i had her... Lol... Ladies let's have some fun... Drop all the funnies guys say and do when they want you. Lol 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 6:43pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Is your name "Blessing"...? I think I saw You in my dreams... Very Lame... 66 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by obiorathesubtle: 6:47pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 6:53pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ? I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ? If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print. And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt. 46 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by vybzkartel: 6:55pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain: Lol 4 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Emac34: 7:00pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:yua dey only bug in my bed 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by cruzita(f): 7:01pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I hate u for ur beauty(those days ooooo 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Rexaxe(m): 7:04pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
just say "Hi".. and shes all yours 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ClassCaptain(m): 7:04pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
interesting.. 1 Like 4 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by icewinz(m): 7:06pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I think the funniest thing i ever said to a girl while trying to break the ice and get on with the toasting was i saying,(she was on lot of jewelries)-me:watsap bea,i love your jewelries her-(smiles), me- i think even your smile was made of 12K gold,and your entire oufit around 100million USD. She luaghed. Her: if i could have worth all that my father could have sold me. (we all luaghed). The a lil,chat,i collected her digits, and till today she be my paddy cuase it turn out to be friendship. #thumpsuptosimplegirls. 174 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by icewinz(m): 7:08pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Girls are not bread my brother,how would we start toasting them 132 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Cholls(m): 7:08pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:my sister u can liee. 181 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by vybzkartel: 7:20pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Cholls: Lol... Are you guilty? 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 7:20pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Cholls: What ? 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by 7footre(m): 7:21pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:Did he eventually get head? 40 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by vybzkartel: 7:30pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
7footre: But what is head? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 7:31pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
7footre: No. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 7:32pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
vybzkartel: A blowjôb... 7 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by 7footre(m): 7:36pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
vybzkartel:There are two sides to a coin... head and tail 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by 7footre(m): 7:38pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:He would have to toss again I guess 13 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 7:40pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Chai toasting lady never easy tax base on a kind of personal shy tins 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 7:45pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
7footre: Kmt lol worst pick up line ever 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 7:45pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
cruzita:we are talking abt resent toast,..married ladies are n't called here. 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Adonis3: 7:48pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by 7footre(m): 7:49pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:I actually like it! Will try it out and see what d outcome would be 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by CaroLyner(f): 7:54pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Does your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Michellla(f): 7:56pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
guy: Where have you been all my life? me: Hiding from guys like you. guy: i'v seen you somewhere before me: yeah.thats why i dont go there anymore. 152 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Moz22: 8:02pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:ghen ghen 7 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 8:09pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted" |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 8:19pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
The destiny of this thread is gon b gr8.. ffg |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Ewizard(m): 8:22pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
U guys jus med me remember ma luv leta days.. Wah dah fark! Hell funny! 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Jayjay0(m): 8:24pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Even ugly ass girls that have never been approached in their lifetime will still come here and lie... Well 89 Likes 5 Shares |
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