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shaggyosas:
You sound like a happy n exciting person. Wouldn't mind to meet u.

YourMain:
Actually most messaged me on tinder and a couple asked me in person after grabbing my ass.

skyfullofstars:
Well, i would say that Tinder is the wrong "place" to meet people, unless you're looking for a one night-stand. By the way, do you have Tinder in Nigeria.

Tinder is only for sex.

YourMain:
Lol some people have no shame.

It is what it is

YourMain:
Actually most messaged me on tinder and a couple asked me in person after grabbing my ass.

Michellla:
guy: Where have you been all my life? me: Hiding from guys like you.
guy: i'v seen you somewhere before me: yeah.thats why i dont go there anymore.

ladyF:
lol it's not like that though. We the ugly ones don't get toasters at all....God dey sha

YourMain:
Yeah. Guys have no shame

I remember once I was going out for ladies day and I was walking on the pavement with my friend and we crossed the road at the traffic light. And when we reached the half way pavement thingy one guy honked his car. Brings out a 50 note out the window and goes I'll give you this if you do that walk again.

Like what the actual Bleep. I wanted to shove it in his mouth. Mannerless fool.

vybzkartel:
BJ...brother julius aka Mouth Action..lol

But what is head?

laptopsale:
Funny you

BroRhema:
I percieve lies and fabrications. If i was to use an imaginary lie detector, it wud beeb from d OP to d last person dat commentd..

DonUjay:
The craziest thing I told a Girl in an attempt to toast her was "I Like this your Y*nsh". Don't ask me how it ended

Dobxy:
This thread should be pushed to JOKE angle, I've gotten more than expected

GoodSamaritan:
let me toast u then. Why not allow me to insert my sim card into your phone. Am sure u will like the ringing tone

Echelle:
guy wida nah. Everythg na toasting lines ooo. Dat statement alone made her laff n laff n laff n laff n laff n said yes!!! NOTE: am myself nt any ritual biko. I reject it iJn.

vybzkartel:
Lol

vybzkartel:
Lol

muaa:
I can't remember any funny lines from any guy cos once u start talking, it passes tru one ear and goes out tru the other

YourMain:
Yeah. Guys have no shame

I remember once I was going out for ladies day and I was walking on the pavement with my friend and we crossed the road at the traffic light. And when we reached the half way pavement thingy one guy honked his car. Brings out a 50 note out the window and goes I'll give you this if you do that walk again.

Like what the actual Bleep. I wanted to shove it in his mouth. Mannerless fool.

haywire07:
You are also high!
Just look at ur post

Cholls:
my brothers and sisters I am a mumu.

mrDennis:
bros how u manage enter friend zone na... as we enter 2016 I decree u moving out of the friend zone and Into her promised land. lol. say amen?

shaggyosas:
You sound like a happy n exciting person. Wouldn't mind to meet u.

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

Sleekyshuga:
• Hi, you look familiar.. Do you have an elder sister/brother in this school?

• I saw your picture on my friend's phone. I just stopped you to confirm if you are the real person.

• Excuse me!! Do you have a First Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Growing up was fun, mehn ..

lordprosh:
Ahhahh.. Guy wetin happn na??..
Na so d girl fine reach?

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

hustler86:
Beauty attracts, so also beauty is in the eyes of the beholder,that means the beholder attracts..., babe U a beholder of beauty and that's what attracted me 2u, let me be the protector of ur beauty