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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by sundayslim(m): 7:22am On Dec 30, 2015

Rexaxe:
just say

"Hi"..

and shes all yours

Babalawo

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Echelle(m): 7:26am On Dec 30, 2015

PrinceEvolution:
lol@wida...d guy shock u abi?

No be small, wida am nah

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 7:26am On Dec 30, 2015

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

Sounds like you document these things or you haven't forgotten alot in a very long time.

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by sleeveless: 7:39am On Dec 30, 2015

vybzkartel:
Being a guy myself.. I know what we can say sometimes just because we need that one particular girl... Lol... I remember i told a lady dangote was my business partner... Shockingly i had her... Lol... Ladies let's have some fun... Drop all the funnies guys say and do when they want u. Lol

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I remembered I walked to and lady and said, pls me Nd my friends had a belt dat I can't collect ur number Nd talk with u
for abt 5mins. Those are my friends pls help me win d bet. that was it ......others are stories

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by dadebayo1(m): 7:46am On Dec 30, 2015

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

Grabs toaster..... Waiting for phcn to supply electricity. Toasting mode activated..... Boys grab your toaster, Dammy needs to be toasted...... Drop your punch lines boyz.....

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by agrovick(m): 7:57am On Dec 30, 2015

kaywiluv:
Lol, which lady u use dat line for it must be those Ijebu Igbo girls abi

Warri ladies of course, you are sweet and I see you in my dreams your name must be sweet dreams tongue

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by serendipityF: 7:57am On Dec 30, 2015

Guy: do U know u are so beautiful?
Me: Yes, thank u
#caseclosed

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by agrovick(m): 8:00am On Dec 30, 2015

serendipityF:
Guy: do U know u are so beautiful? Me: Yes, thank u #caseclosed

Bhet u know you are wicked sha, just look atew Meanwhile is your name orange cos u look so ripe

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 8:02am On Dec 30, 2015

u look half indian half philiphino nd half akure i guess ure not from dis planet.i was shocked

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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by sbashir10(m): 8:02am On Dec 30, 2015

mehn, I will never forget the day I toasted a girl that looks younger to me, without knowing she was my elder sister's friend, and the reply I got was # suraju aburo naff, Emi lon toast... lol Yoruba people shaa

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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Cholls(m): 8:13am On Dec 30, 2015

mira4u:
please help me. My pvs$y dey smell?

my sister see your life.

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by engrshakespeare: 8:15am On Dec 30, 2015

PrinceEvolution:
are u saying ur ears are licking?lol#justasking#

Licking indeed. Your trying to be funny, but the joke is on u. Na wa o, a whole prince grin

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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ObiBlessed(m): 8:23am On Dec 30, 2015

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

Is that ur baby?

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

Is that ur baby?

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 8:24am On Dec 30, 2015

We met online and he was like "my dad is the attah of igala,don't worry when I'm coming from london I'll stop at lokoja airport then we go see him" na wa!!!

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 8:24am On Dec 30, 2015

dadebayo1:
Grabs toaster..... Waiting for phcn to supply electricity. Toasting mode activated..... Boys grab your toaster, Dammy needs to be toasted...... Drop your punch lines boyz.....

jeeeeeeeeeeeeezz! Ur even waiting for nepa? U no fit on gen? Chai, this is really rib cracking grin

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 8:29am On Dec 30, 2015

simplymade:
fine lady fine lady

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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by franklingud(m): 8:30am On Dec 30, 2015

In my area, u've gotta be rich.
#JustBeRich and she's all yours...
Hoes.

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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by dadebayo1(m): 8:31am On Dec 30, 2015

ddaammyy:
jeeeeeeeeeeeeezz! Ur even waiting for nepa? U no fit on gen? Chai, this is really rib cracking

Hold on dear make i put on my gen.....

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 8:32am On Dec 30, 2015

hustler86:
Beauty attracts, so also beauty is in the eyes of the beholder,that means the beholder attracts..., babe U a beholder of beauty and that's what attracted me 2u, let me be the protector of ur beauty

this one is strong o shocked

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by mustydeen(m): 8:32am On Dec 30, 2015

YourMain:
Yaaaas! Omygod how did you know?!?

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by pankere(m): 8:33am On Dec 30, 2015

Your daddy must be a terrorist, cos baby you're the bomb grin

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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 8:34am On Dec 30, 2015

[quote author=Taku555 post=41469833][/quote]really? huh

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by kaywiluv(f): 8:36am On Dec 30, 2015

agrovick:
Warri ladies of course, you are sweet and I see you in my dreams your name must be sweet dreams

iffa hear say dem look ur side or ur angle

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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by johnny89(m): 8:37am On Dec 30, 2015

Head of fish

vybzkartel:
But what is head?

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 8:37am On Dec 30, 2015

lordprosh:
Lemme be the 1st

anoda person iyaff be the first already wink

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 8:40am On Dec 30, 2015

cabosnoopy:
Just give me your heart and I promise to be your scapegoat...how u feel now as I don toast u?

heart nd scape goat, how dem talke relate? Lolxxxxxx

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by pamshuga1(f): 8:40am On Dec 30, 2015

Jayjay0:
Even ugly ass girls that have never been approached in their lifetime will still come here and lie...

Well

No matter how ugly a girl,she would still have chykers! You should have known that!

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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 8:42am On Dec 30, 2015

slimbryan:
can I toast u?

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Consula: 8:44am On Dec 30, 2015

And wats a Blow ...wat huh

Blow.Job as in giving someone a punch? Jeeeessss! Y d heck would i ask she punches my face #lol

YourMain:
A blowjôb...

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ddaammyy(f): 8:45am On Dec 30, 2015

dadebayo1:
Hold on dear make i put on my gen.....

no I will not gree for this toasting o! U cannot on big gen? See the small tin u are oning? huh

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 8:46am On Dec 30, 2015

My dear I feel you. We are on same page.

nacosprof:
Chai toasting lady never easy tax base on a kind of personal shy tins

Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 8:50am On Dec 30, 2015

You were mean o.
Only a well experienced toaster can net your type.
Not for serious minded guys like us.

CaroLyner:
Does your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

this line has been misused and overused by guys.

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