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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by macminista(m): 7:41pm On Jan 01, 2016

yemmit90:

Has the said numerous toasters married you?

Hahahaa

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by ben1daEbiri(m): 7:41pm On Jan 01, 2016

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Bollinger(m): 7:42pm On Jan 01, 2016

lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?

Make una come see this OP oooooo. She is confusing randy oat sowers to potential husbands. This girl go get belle soon. Lol. . . .

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by viki84(m): 7:42pm On Jan 01, 2016

is that your measure for husband demand and supply?

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jan 01, 2016

lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?

Lifeisabitch you are a deucedly witless reprobate and a putrid enema-addicted putrid waste of flesh. A dreadfully foolish dullard and a gluttonous odiously suffocating display of indecency.

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by pfadom: 7:43pm On Jan 01, 2016

My sister please don't mix things up. They said husbands are scares not toasters. Toasters are only interested in your "toto", while husbands are responsible partners and fathers-to be. You could get 10 toasters a day, but maybe one husband material would appear in 6 months, because you don't find them everywhere.

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jan 01, 2016

Is this not the symptom of a serious psychological problem?

This is a serious complex. A personality problem.

The need to force yourself to feel desirable in the eyes of people.

It is easy to call men ''broke azz'' etc. When you are lazy and waiting for Arabian ring.

The time comes na Shiloh go be final option.

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jan 01, 2016

its not about getting many toasters. its find one among those toasters as u would call it that is compatible.

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jan 01, 2016

lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?

from your dp, I now know why you have such toasters.... Just change your way for more serious people like me to show interest in you cos they don't mean it. No wait till your age don grad to faith camp level.

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by skondo09(m): 7:45pm On Jan 01, 2016

lifeisabitch:
I prefer coke, if u don't mind

I thought you should prefer Hennessey, cos you don't pal with low life people

#inyourmind

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by mykel2yc(m): 7:45pm On Jan 01, 2016

lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.

Bottom line is, if it were so hard, I wouldn't even had people interested in my hand. If I Reallly want to marry, I will just marry one of the broke as niggas.

10yrs from now the searchee will b the searcher
Keep waiting 4 Arabian gold ring by the time u are 40 u will start giving out the ring

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Stallione(m): 7:45pm On Jan 01, 2016

husbands are scarce but toasters are everywere n common,its a day to day tin so my dear dnt feel ontop of the world,i can still toast u,promise u marriage just 2get even undecided

husbands are scarce but toasters are everywere n common,its a day to day tin so my dear dnt feel ontop of the world,i can still toast u,promise u marriage just 2get even undecided

husbands are scarce but toasters are everywere n common,its a day to day tin so my dear dnt feel ontop of the world,i can still toast u,promise u marriage just 2get even

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Churchillsaug(m): 7:45pm On Jan 01, 2016

Two toasters because u are a toast bread ready to be consumed, not two husband because they dont see a wife material in u

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by abbey621(m): 7:46pm On Jan 01, 2016

There's a difference between toaster, husband and good husband, just as there's a difference between girlfriend, wife and good wife. It's not about marrying someone rather it's about having a wonderful marriage that actually stands the test of time. I remember one girl for area back in the days, she was the hottest in town,over 10 toasters per day, she would collect gifts from the toasters and mistook them for affection, she decided to marry one of them based on the gifts she received only to end up being in an abusive relationship. To cut the long story short, 2 kids and a divorce later, she's now willing to settle for anything, funny how life is truly a biatch!

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by naxman(m): 7:46pm On Jan 01, 2016

God!!!! wen would dis gels no d difernt btween Husband, Boyfriend, sexmate, toaster, lover, n pretenders......

and daz y som gels mistakn sexmate for husband n wen d realize @ d end de go about telln pple all guys are d same, all guys r wicked bla-bla blah anyway nt ur fault ur tinkn ability is naturally low

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by macminista(m): 7:47pm On Jan 01, 2016

lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.

Bottom line is, if it were so hard, I wouldn't even had people interested in my hand. If I Reallly want to marry, I will just marry one of the broke as niggas.

am smiling cuz Na so e dey be...as dem plenty dey come toast Na so time go reach u no go see any toasters

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Rilwayne001: 7:48pm On Jan 01, 2016

Basically because husband is different from toaster.

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by horexy(f): 7:48pm On Jan 01, 2016

naijadeyhia:

Lifeisabitch you are a deucedly witless reprobate and a putrid enema-addicted putrid waste of flesh. A dreadfully foolish dullard and a gluttonous odiously suffocating display of indecency.

LOL...
This is too much
Has she offended u before?

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Topmaike007(m): 7:48pm On Jan 01, 2016

Maxi112:
I see... U have Just received the sense I sent to u very fast

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by claremont(m): 7:48pm On Jan 01, 2016

The OP stole her profile picture from http://kpnt.emmis.acsitefactory.com/blogs/rizzuto-show/real-or-fake/week-7-entry-2-real-or-fake-3. Fake profile=Scam.

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by horexy(f): 7:49pm On Jan 01, 2016

Following...

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Zikkyfuse(m): 7:50pm On Jan 01, 2016

yemmit90:

Has the said numerous toasters married you?

Epic response hahahahahahah

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by MistarT(m): 7:50pm On Jan 01, 2016

Op my guy, this is 2016 o o please you are not getting any younger, try as much as possible to become target-oriented, focus and hardworking. Please you know you are an ancestor right, so please be a good one.

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Churchillsaug(m): 7:51pm On Jan 01, 2016

dammywapes:
so sorry i can't buy u coke , I once work with pepsi "n" bth re rivals in d market.

which deport bro?

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by robinicule(m): 7:51pm On Jan 01, 2016

goodmorning40:
why have u not got ur target

you are wise man

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by oppyworld: 7:52pm On Jan 01, 2016

goodmorning40:
why have u not got ur target

becos "husband r scarce " grin

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jan 01, 2016

horexy:

LOL...
This is too much
Has she offended u before?

Let me borrow her own expression. Her kind is beneath me. The cretin is just floating around on a cloud called "illusion".

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by olac21(m): 7:52pm On Jan 01, 2016

lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.

Bottom line is, if it were so hard, I wouldn't even had people interested in my hand. If I Reallly want to marry, I will just marry one of the broke as niggas.

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by akyus(m): 7:52pm On Jan 01, 2016

lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?

, "talking marriage." lol! Anyway, people still say husbands are scarce because the have not seen their target and the ones they come across only talk marriage.

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by adeomoakin1(m): 7:52pm On Jan 01, 2016

Jst be thankful nd gr8ful 4 ur own babe...murso toasters ar vr mch arnd bt real man (husband) is nt easy 2 get...

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by teekay213(m): 7:52pm On Jan 01, 2016

i knew this stupid thread will make fp.

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by afonjay: 7:52pm On Jan 01, 2016

Those ones js want to listen to ur ringing tones. Awon guy yen wan aba obo e je.!!!!! Sorry for U

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