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Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? - Romance (6) - Nairaland

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by saintkel(m): 8:19pm On Jan 01, 2016
Luukasz:
My guy your head dey there.
U 2much
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by dampola(m): 8:19pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
You said husband is not scarce but this link was your last post https://www.nairaland.com/2834992/must-get-hooked-real-2016
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by misspicy(f): 8:19pm On Jan 01, 2016
Mr seun please which one of your mods put the post of a known well recognised troll (lifeisab!tch) on Romance section on Front page?

Is lalasticlala? :I trust it's not him

could it be farano? : haha bae gat more sense than that

bottom line is Mr seun tell your mods to study monikers before pushing trolling threads on FP o,you people will leave reasonable threads to die anyhow... am pissed undecided


Before we know now,mamagee3's thread will be making FP,you people should not use this kind thing start new year o.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by justmenoni: 8:19pm On Jan 01, 2016
Op but u fail to tell us if they actually ask for ur hand in marriage... Comon u can't be dressed like an olosho and don't attract toaster abi na toasting machine u call am....


U're a novice if u're been toasted( grin grin grin,imagine u're bread and been toasted) by just 2 TOASTERS....



Go to yaba and I'm sure ur eastener brodas will toast u more than u can imagine and hey I hope you ain't trying to e-allen on nairaland... Boys are broke unless u wanna do alanu with ur rotten puddingquote author=lifeisabitch post=41552608]Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided[/quote]
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by joseph1832(m):
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Ask yourself this question: do the people toasting me really want to marry me?

I'll bet you, most of the guys toasting you, just want to f*#k you and dump you, while those asking you to marry them are only using it as a way to f*#k you.

So no go dey believe oh. Lol.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by watered(m): 8:20pm On Jan 01, 2016
firstking01:
modify ur post
Bros English language no hard na. Why you dey fall your hand?
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by rafcrown(m): 8:21pm On Jan 01, 2016
Baba Ijebu must have done something powerful for you-MEN FOLLOW ME type.Pick one of the toasters now before it becomes late and less powerful.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by fynerh(f): 8:21pm On Jan 01, 2016
what u saying doesn't makes sense.....it might be a game between the guys or a bet dat shouldn't make u fill dat husband are not scarce. if u are married u can say they are not scarce but since u not dat means dey are....
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by odinese(m): 8:21pm On Jan 01, 2016
fiziebaibie:
Toasters and boyfrds everywhere bt husbands are scarce!!
Maybe I should be yours

You look pretty
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by mamaafrik(m): 8:22pm On Jan 01, 2016
firstking01:
Op, a husband has nt toasted u before...i mean a real husband material...i bet u cnt say no, mayb touts are the ones toasting u, depending the way u present urslf...u knw d general saying...u are wat u attract undecided
dont mind her,make she they fool herself,awa ti mo'ruwon.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by watered(m): 8:22pm On Jan 01, 2016
dollyjoy:
oya modify your post nacheesy
Babe no dey fall your hand o. It seems you didn't understand my post. Critically look into the genders involved
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nickymezor(f): 8:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
Fraih:
Anyone can be a toaster, not everyone is a husband material.

Btw, ur dp sad I wonder what information you are Trying to pass across.
well said... Her DP is really misleading oo
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
I guess age is still your close pal. Lol
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Sodijan(m): 8:26pm On Jan 01, 2016
Husband is scarce but boy friends is common.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by sheyoroniyen(m): 8:28pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
find dem n ask dose pipo
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Yksoul(m): 8:31pm On Jan 01, 2016
THOSE GUYS ARE BADOS,BADDEST THEY WOULD CHOP U AND DUMP U FOR REAL
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by NellyGhenghen(m): 8:31pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided
That's your answer right there madam. Boys are everywhere, men that would be "Husbands" aren't.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by menxer: 8:32pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
if what you are saying is "the half truth", you are obviously not a wife material... and your target is "service to society".
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by olayinkajnr(m): 8:32pm On Jan 01, 2016
And have one out of the 'at least 2 toasters' proposed or married you?

Mtchewwww
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Hahahaha. Wonders they say shall never end. Your target is gold-digging.

OP, I guess you were drunk when you posted this.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Gkemz: 8:33pm On Jan 01, 2016
Because their specification is not in the market.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by hmuhammad(m): 8:34pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
they are interested in wiping you.... none of 'em is even interested in seeing your parents undecided undecided
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by jmaxjohn(m): 8:34pm On Jan 01, 2016
sad

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Lionofdjungle: 8:34pm On Jan 01, 2016
For your information, there is a difference between " toasters " and husband. Those ones you are talking about are just after your goody bag and they will clean mouth and walk away after getting what they want. A husband is a responsible man who is ready to withstand marriage responsibility. How many men are ready for that nowadays? Even men like Don Jazzy, Banky W. etc who are well - to - do materially are not ready to settle down. Can you see why those who claim that husband is scarce are right?
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
hip hip hippo
Hipopotamus in disguise
Ragamufian in the shadow of 2pack
Goat in specks
Smh ...you re just one cocky stank ass hoe....honestly just stating the obvious
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by eniwhy: 8:39pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Hear ur self, Toaster is differ from husband. The latter will remain but toaster will go.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by diva90: 8:40pm On Jan 01, 2016
Evidently all toasters are not marriage material undecided
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Sabretooth1(m): 8:40pm On Jan 01, 2016
This op is fuckin fake. Thanks to the Internet we can be anything we want to be.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Faraidi(m): 8:41pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
that your target will keep you in your dad house for a very long time.Until your parents will put your name inside OLX
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
toasters are different from husbands,even if u check d spelling alone and d pronouncation,a toaster may jst want to toast ur pussy,pls get it right "not all toasters are husband material"
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Boeing777pilot: 8:43pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
OP don't mind them Jor

OK. OK.
I'm a pilot.
Can we chat a little more?
grin
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by drnoel:
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Beneate her level she says. Shey men have suffered. Women have been insulting men since time immemorial but will still turn back and follow those men.

I once met a girl that swore she would never marry a short man or a man shorter that she is. When suitors didn't show for a whole year no one told her to count her teeth with her tongue. The guy she later married is not more than 5 ft. At their wedding she had to bend down to kiss him. Women wetin una want no dey this world.
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