Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? - Romance (2)

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Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by firstking01(m): 9:15pm On Jan 02, 2016

davidmark4naija:
I've been cracking ma head on where or how to find a particular type of lady. So I decided to rub minds with honourable members of the house.

Am used to meeting ladies that are either hot but kinda dumb or dull, or smart/intelligent but unattractive/nerdish.

My definition of hot is a nice face, good shape and perfect BOOBS. Emphasis on the boobs, eg Cynthia Morgan, Waje, kind of boobs.

My definition of smart or intelligent is a fast thinker, an independent mind, street-smart, intellectual, entreprenueral, artistic eg Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Linda Ikeji, Nse Ikpe Etim, etc.

For most hot chics, u cant have a meaningful, reasonable or interesting conversation with, so u just bang dem and leave. Smart chics can engage u mentally for over an hour but it'd feel like u just spent 10 mins with them. Am yet to meet a nerd dat had nice boobs. Dont know why.

So how or where can a man meet a beautiful lady with a beautiful mind/brains, dat is hot and has a nice pair of boobs?

Any ideas guys?

mayb u go gather red mud construct her, cos to every gal, there must be one tin to dislike abt her sad

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
I am an amazing singer.

My tits are amazing.

I'm tall

I'm lightskinned

My face is oblong.

You don't know me. I am Beyoncé.

Someone should slap this psychotic bitch_back to reality. grin

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by davidmark4naija(op): 9:21pm On Jan 02, 2016

firstking01:
mayb u go gather red mud construct her, cos to every gal, there must be one tin to dislike abt her

Am not looking for a perfect lady.

I just need a lady dat is beautiful, smart and has nice boobs. Is dat too much to ask?

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
Someone should slap this psychotic bitch_back to reality.

You're just jealous. I wish you were Beyoncé too

Don't worry. It's okay. We still like you

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jan 02, 2016

dollyjoy:
hmmmmmmmm.

Ama private stalker you know,lol,yea you are human,i initially thought you are a robot.#always serious#.

@private stalker.

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
You're just jealous. I wish you were Beyoncé too

Don't worry. It's okay. We still like you

Jealous of what? grin

God help this girl, please. Save her from her delusional state. cry

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
Jealous of what?

God help this girl, please. Save her from her delusional state.

It's okay. Maybe in your next life

You're the one that's delusional. It's so obvious I'm Beyoncé. Shall I show you a picture ?

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
It's okay. Maybe in your next life

You're the one that's delusional. It's so obvious I'm Beyoncé. Shall I show you a picture ?

You should be the one praying to be blessed with bigger boobs in your next life. grin

Okay show me the picture cheesy

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by OmichaelO: 9:34pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
Yeah 5. Three boys and two girls

What beard ? I can only beef something that's actually there...

Am I running ? Catch me na

I'll lend you my glasses .. you hear? so you can see the beards well. tongue

5??

.. you are a warrior

I'm coming for you soon. tongue

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by gevans(m): 9:35pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
Unfortunately I'm completely flat chested.

That is Fallacy of argumentum ad ignorantiam,

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:37pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
You should be the one praying to be blessed with bigger boobs in your next life.

Okay show me the picture

No im not showing you again.

Lol no. Next life I'll look like Kim Kardashian

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jan 02, 2016

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jan 02, 2016

OmichaelO:
I'll lend you my glasses .. you hear? so you can see the beards well.

5?? .. you are a warrior

I'm coming for you soon.

Lol come for me lol

Yes na. I think 5 is perfect.

Which beards. It's even microscope not glasses hehe

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
No im not showing you again.

Lol no. Next life I'll look like Kim Kardashian

Good night! grin

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jan 02, 2016

gevans:
That is Fallacy of argumentum ad
ignorantiam,

Ehm. Ya

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
Good night!

Goodnight

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by ayinde2ade(m): 9:46pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
Unfortunately I'm completely flat chested.

lemme check it

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
Goodnight

All this your plenty crushers go too quote you for this thread. You have suffered tonight. Eyaah!

Bye! Sweet dreams, and I hope you don't continue your delusion in your sleep. tongue

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 9:55pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
All this your plenty crushers go too quote you for this thread. You have suffered tonight. Eyaah!

Bye! Sweet dreams, and I hope you don't continue your delusion in your sleep.

Lol is it not your fault. I don't even have any crushers. I don't know what you're talking about.

Except I'm not delusional. I understand. It's okay

. In my old life I was jealous of Beyoncé too

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by OmichaelO: 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
Lol come for me lol
Yes na. I think 5 is perfect.
Which beards. It's even microscope not glasses hehe

Expect me soon
Nah, Make it 7.. tongue

do you want a pictorial evidence for the beards?

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by gevans(m): 10:00pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
All this your plenty crushers go too quote you for this thread. You have suffered tonight. Eyaah!

Bye! Sweet dreams, and I hope you don't continue your delusion in your sleep.

U r one of her crushers, dnt worry much, I will take a long break on Nl

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 10:00pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
Lol is it not your fault. I don't even have any crushers. I don't know what you're talking about.

Except I'm not delusional. I understand. It's okay . In my old life I was jealous of Beyoncé too

You actually do, and they are plenty. Sadly I don't crush on girls with small_tits. grin

In your old life, you were definitely not human, probably a rabbit or something.

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 10:03pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
All this your plenty crushers go too quote you for this thread. You have suffered tonight. Eyaah!

Bye! Sweet dreams, and I hope you don't continue your delusion in your sleep.

Smh

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 10:04pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
You actually do, and they are plenty. Sadly I don't crush on girls with small_tits.

In your old life, you were definitely not human, probably a rabbit or something.

I was actually a unicorn... Then I got murdered and I became a mermaid

Lol ehm I don't happen to know them so... I don't know what you're on about. It's okay. I'm in a happy relationship

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jan 02, 2016

Laveda how far? cheesy

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jan 02, 2016

OmichaelO:
Expect me soon

Nah, Make it 7..

do you want a pictorial evidence for the beards?

Maybe eight then. I'll adopt you as well tongue

Yes ! I do.

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
I was actually a unicorn... Then I got murdered and I became a mermaid

Lol ehm I don't happen to know them so... I don't know what you're on about. It's okay. I'm in a happy relationship

Eyaa, good for you. cheesy

Good night!

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by OmichaelO: 10:08pm On Jan 02, 2016

YourMain:
Maybe eight then. I'll adopt you as well
Yes ! I do.

haha adopt a grown man like me,? Now I see you're high on Ben and Jerrys.. tongue

lol. you know that's never going to happen..

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Nobody: 10:10pm On Jan 02, 2016

OmichaelO:
haha
adopt a grown man like me,?
Now I see you're high on Ben and Jerrys..

lol. you know that's never going to happen..

Lol you're just jealous cause you know I like Ben and Jerry's more than you tongue

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by Laveda(f): 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
Laveda how far?

I'm good..you?

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by gevans(m): 10:13pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
Eyaa, good for you.
Good night!

No o! Come n continue

Re: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by gevans(m): 10:14pm On Jan 02, 2016

Decker:
Eyaa, good for you.
Good night!

No o! Come n continue,

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