₦airaland Forum

AfroKnight:
that was quick. Nor dey joke with that kind again o. Men with access to balloons are happy men. I want to be happy.

davidmark4naija:
I have met two of such ladies before but they were ppl I cdnt just have. One was my boss - married. And the other lady is not a Nigerian.

So am hopeful.

Decker:
Yes, I know what you are talking about, but there currently isn't any "special someone" that makes me smile.

in that case..good night...honey dreams

Laveda:
in that case..good night...honey dreams

Decker:
Same to you.

Decker "grinning" everywhere this night..thank God

Laveda:
Decker "grinning" everywhere this night..thank God

YourMain:
I'm sorry sir. I'll do plastic surgery. I hope you don't mind silicone

Decker:
Am I really acting that strange?

Yes
This aspect of you comes once in a while

Laveda:
Yes
This aspect of you comes once in a while

Decker:
Does it?

Yeah ...I'll watch out for what tomorrow holds

Laveda:
Yeah ...I'll watch out for what tomorrow holds

Decker:
Tomorrow holds great and mighty things.

I know Greater things

You're a chameleon I expect a different you

Laveda:
I know Greater things

You're a chameleon I expect a different you

falconey:


Have you checked yaba left?

AfroKnight:
Silicone kee? No way. Just checked your pic.... Hmmm, You're right. Your front is not massive. Well, I'm not a greedy man. My sister, in this life, contentment is key so I'll take what I can get in this case.

Decker:
Well, let's see then. Only time would tell.

Yeah..time..do I say goodnight again? its been repeated twice already

Laveda:
Yeah..time..do I say goodnight again? its been repeated twice already

Decker:
Sweet dreams....again. Maybe you'd probably dream twice. Two sweet lovely dreams.

Honey dreams..I wish you same

YourMain:
I swear! It's true oo manage me like that abeg

AfroKnight:
You go sabi cook as I dey look you so. Hope you can prepare vegetable soup well well. 'Cos that can override any lingering reservations I have. After all, our elders say "the way to a man's heart is through his potbelly stomach."

YourMain:
Unfortunately I'm completely flat chested.

Laveda:
Who's this? Another pained soul? you weren't even recognized... Checked my mentions and saw you there..were you invited? And oh please if you're pissed look for another to transfer your aggression on..I'm having a good time...ain't got time for fights or whatever this year
So puleasee swerve

blublahd:
Recognized by who? You?
Abeg!.

There's a word called "stupidity" you're the true definition..just wondering why one should be pained cause of the likes on my dp.. I can choose to upload my nùde pic..my body right? Stop hating
Yesterday should be the last time you'll quote me....no time for fights this year
Happy Sunday!

Laveda:
There's a word called "stupidity" you're the true definition..just wondering why one should be pained cause of the likes on my dp.. I can choose to upload my nùde pic..my body right? Stop hating
Yesterday should be the last time you'll quote me....no time for fights this year
Happy Sunday!

blublahd:
Oh, so it's about who quotes last ba?
Ok I stop quoting so you can feel you made a point.

Whatever boy..I don't give 2fùcks.....

AfroKnight:
You go sabi cook as I dey look you so. Hope you can prepare vegetable soup well well. 'Cos that can override any lingering reservations I have. After all, our elders say "the way to a man's heart is through his potbelly stomach."

davidmark4naija:
I've been cracking ma head on where or how to find a particular type of lady. So I decided to rub minds with honourable members of the house.

Am used to meeting ladies that are either hot but kinda dumb or dull, or smart/intelligent but unattractive/nerdish.

My definition of hot is a nice face, good shape and perfect BOOBS. Emphasis on the boobs, eg Cynthia Morgan, Waje, kind of boobs.

My definition of smart or intelligent is a fast thinker, an independent mind, street-smart, intellectual, entreprenueral, artistic eg Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Linda Ikeji, Nse Ikpe Etim, etc.

For most hot chics, u cant have a meaningful, reasonable or interesting conversation with, so u just bang dem and leave. Smart chics can engage u mentally for over an hour but it'd feel like u just spent 10 mins with them. Am yet to meet a nerd dat had nice boobs. Dont know why.

So how or where can a man meet a beautiful lady with a beautiful mind/brains, dat is hot and has a nice pair of boobs?

Any ideas guys?

davidmark4naija:
I've been cracking ma head on where or how to find a particular type of lady. So I decided to rub minds with honourable members of the house.

Am used to meeting ladies that are either hot but kinda dumb or dull, or smart/intelligent but unattractive/nerdish.

My definition of hot is a nice face, good shape and perfect BOOBS. Emphasis on the boobs, eg Cynthia Morgan, Waje, kind of boobs.

My definition of smart or intelligent is a fast thinker, an independent mind, street-smart, intellectual, entreprenueral, artistic eg Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, Linda Ikeji, Nse Ikpe Etim, etc.

For most hot chics, u cant have a meaningful, reasonable or interesting conversation with, so u just bang dem and leave. Smart chics can engage u mentally for over an hour but it'd feel like u just spent 10 mins with them. Am yet to meet a nerd dat had nice boobs. Dont know why.

So how or where can a man meet a beautiful lady with a beautiful mind/brains, dat is hot and has a nice pair of boobs?

Any ideas guys?

joelpearl:
u can simply get clay & make her urself. empty u, dey find full option.

MrsPhyno:
Someone should ask OP how much he'll pay us to hook him up