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Estharfabian:
You should also create a thread about this...
Lemme give You some insights...


"10 Things All Guys should fix before A Responsible Woman Could Marry His Ass..."

Potbelly×× just thinking about it gives me the creeps! ugh..
No packs/Muscles--Another big Turnoff.. Is Treysongs not A man too? his packs Are amazing!
Snoring In bed×× We already have enough noise pollution as it is.
Too much beards/untrimmed goatie..A huge turnoff..××
Too Much Sex..×× Girls are Humans people!! not sextôys!
Grumpy Attitude××
Too many Social networks..×× one humanbeing would be on Fb, whatsapp, bbm, Nairaland, IG, Yahoo, Twitter, snapchat, Skype, IMO... ugh! it shows you're very unserious..
Bad Cook... It's Imperative that A good husby should learn howtah Cook...Not just indomie!

Good hygiene--its No news that guys wear their boxers twice a year? y'all need to change that too.. Girls have nose!
Unwillingness to do chores--He should also learn Howtah do laundries.. e,g his wife's undies and all that? very romantic...
ugh!! the list is endless!!!

I think I'm done? thankme later?

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] You aren't far from the truth. Most contemporary females believe the best compliment one can give them is "YOU'RE SEXY".

Everything they do is geared towards enhancing their looks which they believe is the basic requisite for attaining success. They do little or nothing to develop themselves intellectually. They prefer to preen than read. [/color]

I trust you oga Mark


You will never disappoint me with your comments especially on a female bashing thread

tosyne2much:
Wristbangle, the write-up is flawless. Thumbs up baba


Since you have started the aluta, lemme continue


9. Not Replying PMs

Each time I send avalanche of PMs to a lady and she intentionally decided not to reply, I will shake my head for such a lady, and my respect and regard for such a lady will dwindle afterwards. This reminds me when I sent a PM to a lady (don't ask me for her moniker ). She replied and the following conversation ensued

"Tosyne2much: Hello Miss.......


Miss...... : Tosyne, please I want to draw your attention to something, please, don't ever send me a PM cos I'm not looking for a boyfriend on nairaland. I know your intention of sending PM. Please I'm in a relationship that will land on the alta soon, so don't think you can get me with your 10 things 10 that.

10. Being Too Hostile

Many ladies have lost potential husbands due to ignorance and hostility. However, many have chased their husbands away just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my PIN or phone number?" . Last month, I added a lady on BBM and before I knew it, she PING me saying I won't succeed if I added her with the intention of getting under their skirts. She further added that I should introduce myself, or else, she will use the deleted feature at once. They need to stop this silly attitude in order not to be placed on LOX, so that they can attract responsible "chairmen" like us


*Nobody should quote me, or else, I will show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*



*Permit me to add this Bonus*


Social Media Addiction

A lady needs to be apply moderation in surfing the web. Sometimes you will see a lady registered on all social media bashing guys here and there, and giving 1, 000 reasons as to why they can't date guys like Cutehector, TheSonOfMark, Decker, Agawaru23, etc simply because they aren't working in Shell or Chevron. The same lady is registered on Twitter, Badoo, Facebook, Mocospace, Instagram, 2go, and the likes, giving relationship advice at odds hours. Haba na only u ? I can't imagine dating such a lady (1am- 5am)

*Nobody should quote me, otherwise, I wil show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*

potbelly:
just thinking about me gives you creeps abi

OMG!

I'm sorry? again?

Hadez:
Op you are right though, we all(irrespective of the gender)
have to do away with some bad attitude in order to become responsible enough for out family.

Estharfabian:
You should also create a thread about this...
Lemme give You some insights...


"10 Things All Guys should fix before A Responsible Woman Could Marry His Ass..."

Potbelly×× just thinking about it gives me the creeps! ugh..
No packs/Muscles--Another big Turnoff.. Is Treysongs not A man too? his packs Are amazing!
Snoring In bed×× We already have enough noise pollution as it is.
Too much beards/untrimmed goatie..A huge turnoff..××
Too Much Sex..×× Girls are Humans people!! not sextôys!
Grumpy Attitude××
Too many Social networks..×× one humanbeing would be on Fb, whatsapp, bbm, Nairaland, IG, Yahoo, Twitter, snapchat, Skype, IMO... ugh! it shows you're very unserious..
Bad Cook... It's Imperative that A good husby should learn howtah Cook...Not just indomie!

Good hygiene--its No news that guys wear their boxers twice a year? y'all need to change that too.. Girls have nose!
Unwillingness to do chores--He should also learn Howtah do laundries.. e,g his wife's undies and all that? very romantic...
ugh!! the list is endless!!!

I think I'm done? thankme later?

tenderlyme:
@Laveda its like u read my mind bt still LADIES read d write up thoroughly b4 crucifying d op ok?Excellent write-up op d yr is still fresh&plenty of rm 4changr.á bientôt

tosyne2much:
Wristbangle, the write-up is flawless. Thumbs up baba


Since you have started the aluta, lemme continue


9. Not Replying PMs

Each time I send avalanche of PMs to a lady and she intentionally decided not to reply, I will shake my head for such a lady, and my respect and regard for such a lady will dwindle afterwards. This reminds me when I sent a PM to a lady (don't ask me for her moniker ). She replied and the following conversation ensued

"Tosyne2much: Hello Miss.......


Miss...... : Tosyne, please I want to draw your attention to something, please, don't ever send me a PM cos I'm not looking for a boyfriend on nairaland. I know your intention of sending PM. Please I'm in a relationship that will land on the alta soon, so don't think you can get me with your 10 things 10 that.

10. Being Too Hostile

Many ladies have lost potential husbands due to ignorance and hostility. However, many have chased their husbands away just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my PIN or phone number?" . Last month, I added a lady on BBM and before I knew it, she PING me saying I won't succeed if I added her with the intention of getting under their skirts. She further added that I should introduce myself, or else, she will use the deleted feature at once. They need to stop this silly attitude in order not to be placed on LOX, so that they can attract responsible "chairmen" like us


*Nobody should quote me, or else, I will show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*



*Permit me to add this Bonus*


Social Media Addiction

A lady needs to be apply moderation in surfing the web. Sometimes you will see a lady registered on all social media bashing guys here and there, and giving 1, 000 reasons as to why they can't date guys like Cutehector, TheSonOfMark, Decker, Agawaru23, etc simply because they aren't working in Shell or Chevron. The same lady is registered on Twitter, Badoo, Facebook, Mocospace, Instagram, 2go, and the likes, giving relationship advice at odds hours. Haba na only u ? I can't imagine dating such a lady (1am- 5am)

*Nobody should quote me, otherwise, I wil show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*

Laveda:
You don't sound serious

dollyjoy:
Nice writeup!!

tosyne2much:
Wristbangle, the write-up is flawless. Thumbs up baba


Since you have started the aluta, lemme continue


9. Not Replying PMs

Each time I send avalanche of PMs to a lady and she intentionally decided not to reply, I will shake my head for such a lady, and my respect and regard for such a lady will dwindle afterwards. This reminds me when I sent a PM to a lady (don't ask me for her moniker ). She replied and the following conversation ensued

"Tosyne2much: Hello Miss.......


Miss...... : Tosyne, please I want to draw your attention to something, please, don't ever send me a PM cos I'm not looking for a boyfriend on nairaland. I know your intention of sending PM. Please I'm in a relationship that will land on the alta soon, so don't think you can get me with your 10 things 10 that.

10. Being Too Hostile

Many ladies have lost potential husbands due to ignorance and hostility. However, many have chased their husbands away just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my PIN or phone number?" . Last month, I added a lady on BBM and before I knew it, she PING me saying I won't succeed if I added her with the intention of getting under their skirts. She further added that I should introduce myself, or else, she will use the deleted feature at once. They need to stop this silly attitude in order not to be placed on LOX, so that they can attract responsible "chairmen" like us


*Nobody should quote me, or else, I will show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*



*Permit me to add this Bonus*


Social Media Addiction

A lady needs to be apply moderation in surfing the web. Sometimes you will see a lady registered on all social media bashing guys here and there, and giving 1, 000 reasons as to why they can't date guys like Cutehector, TheSonOfMark, Decker, Agawaru23, etc simply because they aren't working in Shell or Chevron. The same lady is registered on Twitter, Badoo, Facebook, Mocospace, Instagram, 2go, and the likes, giving relationship advice at odds hours. Haba na only u ? I can't imagine dating such a lady (1am- 5am)

*Nobody should quote me, otherwise, I wil show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cannot jump*

johnson232:
A casual comparison between ur points and that of the op bespeaks how senseless u are...

Silly girl...

Thanks babe!!

wristbangle:
Even though your comment sound a bit harsh, it bears atom of truth.

You never can say after reading this article, a lady can amend her wrongdoings.

refreshrate:
OP that number 2 point! Gbaayi. if you know how this thing annoys me ehn!

Had to ask one the other day if being fine was now a logical excuse for stupidity to her

mumu was just looking

Estharfabian:
You should also create a thread about this...
Lemme give You some insights...


"10 Things All Guys should fix before A Responsible Woman Could Marry His Ass..."

Potbelly×× just thinking about it gives me the creeps! ugh..
No packs/Muscles--Another big Turnoff.. Is Treysongs not A man too? his packs Are amazing!
Snoring In bed×× We already have enough noise pollution as it is.
Too much beards/untrimmed goatie..A huge turnoff..××
Too Much Sex..×× Girls are Humans people!! not sextôys!
Grumpy Attitude××
Too many Social networks..×× one humanbeing would be on Fb, whatsapp, bbm, Nairaland, IG, Yahoo, Twitter, snapchat, Skype, IMO... ugh! it shows you're very unserious..
Bad Cook... It's Imperative that A good husby should learn howtah Cook...Not just indomie!

Good hygiene--its No news that guys wear their boxers twice a year? y'all need to change that too.. Girls have nose!
Unwillingness to do chores--He should also learn Howtah do laundries.. e,g his wife's undies and all that? very romantic...
ugh!! the list is endless!!!

I think I'm done? thankme later?

danbrowndmf:
you are totally confuse(d) in ur life. u say u don't like pot belly?.
were u not the same midglet who was hailing & saying Rick cross his handsome & sexy? Or does rick cross has 6packs now?



with all these ur comment is anybody still taking serious
LiarFabian

LoL


girls are so confused! seriously, I Like rickross... have You seen His Ride?? And heard his voice??

ShakurM:
What gives me pain is seeing a beautiful girl with eyebrow on fleek, brains on sleep, IQ lower than my hanging balls.

They can't hold an intelligent conversation , I can't stand it!

Oliviaarims:
Eyebrows on fleek.. Brains on sleep... Lmao.. Punchline!!

I see your eyebrows too

wristbangle:
Even though your comment sound a bit harsh, it bears atom of truth.

You never can say after reading this article, a lady can amend her wrongdoings.

agarawu23:
lol

I honestly got the message you are passing
I can't just stand some ladies stupidity, yes! I might be the second boo but I am finally happy I made her realize I am WORTH more than being an option (that's if I am her number 2). You ladies should stop doing anyhow like we guys can't live without you.

FYI responsible guys are hard to get now and I just happen to be one of them (no be mouth)

refreshrate:
OP that number 2 point! Gbaayi. if you know how this thing annoys me ehn!

Had to ask one the other day if being fine was now a logical excuse for stupidity to her

mumu was just looking

Oliviaarims:
I totally concur. Responsible and level-headed guys are hard to come by. The same way there are silly girls everywhere in the same way there are near useless men everywhere.... That's why everyone has their match.

ShakurM:
I see your eyebrows too

skywalker240:
@op nice post,..especially 5 and 8...guys(me to b precise) cant be with a girl who goes out wit chairmens never its better we dont know cos even when we 4giv we wont trust and definitely we wont stay for a relationship rather we go just like chop our own commot suffer e no hook us 4 throat..if i c any1 i go just bleep my share comot

Oliviaarims:
Lol. Brains certainly aren't sleeping, though.

Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnn oo , what's good!