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wristbangle:
Hahaha. Jeez! Honey take it easy!

Nubian113:
. Change your circle yuk
This be your own personal experiences
I wonder how you must smell, look and sex

*Threw up in my mouth*




#No offense

obontami:
. Get the fccck outta my face

tosyne2much:
Cutehector said I'm tripping 4u... Do you think he was right ?

obidevine:
What if the man has potbelly and and his pockets have massive 6 packs, what's up with that??

Oliviaarims:
Cutehector? Don't mind him. He was just tugging at ur balls... Lol

wristbangle:

tosyne2much:
Wristbangle, the write-up is flawless. Thumbs up baba


Since you have started the aluta, lemme continue


9. Not Replying PMs

Each time I send avalanche of PMs to a lady and she intentionally decides not to reply, I will shake my head for such a lady, and my respect and regard for such a lady will dwindle afterwards. This reminds me when I sent a PM to a lady (don't ask me for her moniker ). She replied and the following conversation ensued

"Tosyne2much: Hello Miss.......


Miss...... : Tosyne, please I want to draw your attention to something, please, don't ever send me a PM cos I'm not looking for a boyfriend on nairaland. I know your intention of sending PM. Please I'm in a relationship that will land on the alta soon, so don't think you can get me with your 10 things 10 that, so steer clear off me

10. Being Too Hostile

Many ladies have lost potential husbands due to ignorance and hostility. However, many have chased their husbands away just because they couldn't answer the question "where did you get my PIN or phone number?" . Last month, I added a lady on BBM and before I knew it, she PING me saying I won't succeed if I added her with the intention of getting under her skirt. She further added that I should introduce myself, or else, she will use the deleted feature at once. They need to stop this silly attitude in order not to be placed on LOX, so that they can attract responsible "chairmen" like us


*Nobody should quote me, or else, I will show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that cant jump*



*Permit me to add this Bonus*


Social Media Addiction

A lady needs to be apply moderation in surfing the web. Sometimes you will see a lady registered on all social media bashing guys here and there, and giving 1, 000 reasons as to why they can't date guys like Cutehector, TheSonOfMark, Decker, Agawaru23, etc simply because they aren't working in Shell or Chevron. The same lady is registered on Twitter, Badoo, Facebook, Mocospace, Instagram, 2go, and the likes, giving relationship advice at odds hours (1am- 5am). Haba na only u ? I can't imagine dating such a lady

*Nobody should quote me, otherwise, I wil show you why elephants and hippopotamus are the only mammals that can't jump*

Estharfabian:
You should also create a thread about this...
Lemme give You some insights...


"10 Things All Guys should fix before A Responsible Woman Could Marry His Ass..."

Potbelly×× just thinking about it gives me the creeps! ugh..
No packs/Muscles--Another big Turnoff.. The likes of tupac, treysongs, Christ brown, D Rock? ain't they humans? You guys should start workingOut abeg!

About the muscles ish, how do You expect to protect your beloved wifey without muscles?? ehn?

Snoring In bed×× We already have enough noise pollution in Nigeria as it is.
Too much beards/untrimmed goatie..A huge turnoff..×× beardgang my ass!
Too Much Sex..×× Girls are Humans people!! not sextôys!
Grumpy Attitude×× ugh.
Too many Social networks..×× one humanbeing would be on Fb, whatsapp, bbm, Nairaland, IG, Yahoo, Twitter, snapchat, Skype, IMO... ugh! it shows you're very unserious..
Bad Cook... It's Imperative that A good husby should learn howtah Cook...Not just indomie!

Good hygiene--its No news that guys wear their boxers twice a year? y'all need to change that too.. Girls have nose!
Unwillingness to do chores--He should also learn Howtah do laundries.. e,g his wife's undies and all that? very romantic...
ugh!! the list is endless!!!

I think I'm done? thankme later?

wristbangle:
The notion that a responsible guy will accept a lady despite her flaws and shortcomings are fast loosing track because of so many factors which need to be considered or put in place regardless of how good looking or gorgeous a lady might be.

Even though a lady cannot be perfect in character, it is expected of her to make corrections where necessary especially in her mode of dressing, mode of speaking, behavioural pattern and many more; in order to attract responsible "chairmen".


Therefore, 8 things ladies need to fix before a responsible man can marry them are as follows;


1. Financial dependence and/or over extravagant/wasteful spending

No responsible man wants to marry a lady who mount financial pressure on him at all times, and spends wastefully without considering future possible challenge. Ladies need to understand that we are no longer in the olden days where men harbour their wives in the house, not allowing them to work. Ladies who depend so much on vague things to lifting their financial burden, and spend wastefully need to upgrade their "Operating System" before they are being placed on OLX by their parents

2. Bad attitude

The large percent of pretty ladies are somewhat dumb and lack rational thinking. This is because the compliments they receive daily tend to becloud their right sense of reasoning, hence, they become rude and talk foolishly. However, they display all manners of derogatory attitudes such as pride, over-bloated ego, etc. These display of attitudes need to be fixed before in order to attract responsible suitors.

3. Unappealing way of dressing

If given chance, some ladies could walk naked on the streets. Some of them dress indecently and provocatively that you begin to wonder if they have brains at all. I am not trying to say that a lady should wear "parachute or agbada" before she can attract a responsible man, but she needs to dress responsibly and reasonably.

4. Poor intellect

Some slowpoke ladies believe that beauty is all a responsible man crave for and that is why they use different measures to look beautiful, without venturing in intellectual exercise that will enhance her market value. Ladies need to know that no matter how pretty they are, their boyfriends can dump them for not so pretty ladies.

5. Proving hard to get

I don't know why some ladies derive joy in playing kite or chess with the lives of their suitors. It's very important to know that the chase will always dwindle as you grow older. Some ladies have lost their future husbands with this hard-to-get principles. At the end of the day, they will start visiting prophets, herbalists, guru maraji, etc, for deliverance from delayed marriage.

6. Untidiness and laziness

During courtship, some ladies will start telling you the number of maids they want as soon as they marry. These ladies are extremely lazy and can't even wash plate or clothes. I have even heard quite a few number of ladies saying " I can't wash my husband's clothes because I'm not his maid". They need to recondition their minds and work on their laziness.

7. Unwilling to do house chores

This is a huge turn off for guys who visit a lady's house only to discover that everywhere is upside down. Pants and bras are hovering at every corner of the room; unwashed smelling plates in the kitchen, etc. This will reduce the chase of a man towards that lady.

8. Dating several guys

The worth of some ladies is measured by the number of "chairmen" stalking them. You see some of them bragging to their friends that they've got so many suitor asking for a date. As soon as I notice this shameful act in a lady, I will just lose interest in her and drift away.