mcpat:


Obey God went up from 30# to 40# then 50# before the authorities banned it to make uniben bread thrive!!

Neroski:

Ecostat department is very good at this.your own good,u still saw it a night to.na when exam don finish u go see am

Abudu2000:
#Proudly an Alumni #proudly ". Engineering graduate #proudly " ekosodin resident and lastly . . . . . #Proudly AN AXEMAN!

Dmillz:
How many fones u collect?

Abudu2000:
lol,contless!!! na how many people girlfriends I collect you suppose ask...although I'm not proud of those act though and I apologize to those wey chop my slaps....

Jamean:
When a fresher thinks that Ofolawbasement is one place
When buying corner A bed space in hall 2 is like buying a house in Banana Island

Where 3 girls are gathered, 2 are makeup artists

#lifeinUniben#

Dmillz:
Repented now abi? lwkm, cum organize show for hall2 car pack tender ur apologies.


iRep Petroleum Engineering, wat 'bout u?

AlPeter:


babe chop knuckles... Ehm.....in Hall 4 d shouts of 'PORTA! My beans dey fire' is a normal #lifeinUniben

Abudu2000:
yea but I hope say you no mean am(lol) #civil engineering....

E383:



Oh, I get the it now. I even had a similar experience with such non existent marks. It appears you are still in school?

That A for God, I never experienced. Thank God for my faculty that had a structure.

DeRay98:


Thanks bro.
That woman suppose don build 10 houses in Benin at least.
My cousin who entered sch '84 and left '89 eat Obey God, I met it '92 & left in '98, it was still there.

DavidEsq:

Come o, shey u tel me say u dey stay for BDPA dah year. How u com take know ekosodin bros like dis? E clear say na hall 2 u stay, com get one bobo for ekosodin

naijaboiy:

How can it not be dry as fùck to you?

It was the same fûcking way I felt when I saw the OAU trend on Twitter. Boring as hell.

Doesn't it take simple common sense to realize that it can't be fun to you because that's not your school,hence you can't relate with most of the things they are tweeting.

You all will just come here and type trash like these schools are in a competition of some sort.

Don't go and bother about the incessant strikes your school authorities always punish you people with and your annoyingly fùcking slow calendar. Be there making noise about inconsequential proclivities that won't add anything to your school name.

Copy kor,printing ni.

LOL
I guess I just struck a chord somewhere
U come 'para' on top d 3 lines I wrote?
Go sip Orijin and cool down jor

Oliviaarims:



Yea, I'm still in school.. And it's not always about the faculty. Sometimes, it's just individual lecturers being unnecessarily mean.

E383:


Oh well, you are right. But then again, such things are just to scare the lazy and subtly give them a nudge to find the easy path(You know what I mean). You know, there were crazy lecturers back then too, but they still had people outsmart them by pursuing what they felt was theirs, the A.

I have a friend who was told that getting a First in Geology was a myth and only for God and that Geology was hell in UNIBEN. Dude saw it as a challenge, dusted his books and got out with a first. How about that?

I get your point babe, but sometimes if we really put in good efforts into checking all the boxes before an exam, we may just end up successful. Unless your case is an act of God or your ancestors are sharing your destiny as kolanut. .

Follow back.

martineverest:
Osasogie brethren...#aboniki hostel.
I rep engine2012

Ebayray:



100level constituency.

Abudu2000:
lol,contless!!! na how many people girlfriends I collect you suppose ask...although I'm not proud of those act though and I apologize to those wey chop my slaps....

AlPeter:
LOL @osasogie brethren. Ehn robbers for dat side dey vex sha, dey go come person us take dere time break your burglary proof gate and door still come inside rob u wella no hurry

TheWhiteLynchM:

hey, are u not d gal I saw in 1000Lt d other day, b4 christmas?? Ebayray

horexy:



LOL
I guess I just struck a chord somewhere
U come 'para' on top d 3 lines I wrote?
Go sip Orijin and cool down jor

Strike which mumu chord?

It's people like you that will come on the Internet to rant and boast about your school when in actual sense you are not even really contributing anything positive to that school you boast of,other than pay school fees,attend lectures and graduate with a normal average result like many others.

When other students are really working hard to make the school proud you are here boasting of which school started one thing first like dem dey give award.


Go and prepare for your resumption and stop posting dumb comments around cyber space my friend.

MrWhaley:
#LifeInUniben
.
.
.
When Hall 3 boys 'aro' a girl on 'Anao' road and tell her she's so short,she nor even get shadow.
.
.
When a fat girl is 'aroed' and told she is as big as Basement.
.
.
When a Hall 2 girl puts on bum shot on her way to June 12 and Hall 3 boys tell her stretch marks can wire a full hostel.
.
Lol #200LevelLawStudent ,tho.
#Unibest.

jamiu247:
Life@Uniben: GST111&112 if you don't know attend PASTOR P and SON OF MAN you are on a long thing.. .. ..