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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by ahizih(m): 9:45am On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:
I will go straight to the point. I went out with my friend on saturday night(09/01/2016) in a club called Sugar Cube. Infact, anybody who has been to glasgow or stayed in glasgow for at least a year will definitely know this club. This is the club most naija artistes visit anytime they come to Glasgow, Uk.

We got into the club, bought drinks and told ourselves that we should chill till around 1am before we start dancing with the ladies. Immediately it was 1am, we started dancing with the gals, going to the different sections (actually two and 1 VIP) of the club trying to see if we will get any girl to take home. We danced with some white gals, some of them politely, with smile on their faces turned us down saying they are with their guys or they are just there to hang out and dance with their fellow white gal friends.

To the issue at hand, me and my friend still kept on, we insisted, we must see a gal to take home that night after paying £8 each to enter and buying drinks totalling almost £100. We moved ahead and saw two black gals and we decided to help their ministry, got close to them like we have done with other white gals in the club and guess what, they not only turned us down, they walked out of our fronts and hissed while going. I mean these were just average looking gals dancing close to each other, not holding any drinks and we decided to help their ministry. I mean why couldn't they turn us down politely like the other white gals have done? It took the Grace of God in my life and the Visa on my passport to prevent myself from pulling them back and slapping them. (yes i was that angry)

I have also noticed here in glasgow that most of these average looking black gals hardly talk to their fellow guys. Is it that they are looking for white guys cos of visa? but at least still talk politely to your fellow blacks.

Please i have seen many scenarios and heard many of such but this particular incident in the club made me know that most black girls (at least 85%) in glasgow,Edinburgh and other parts of Uk except England specifically London (due to huge black population) are just suffering from inferiority complex and they lack basic ability to reason well.

If you have any similar experience, please share. Some of those gals may be on nairaland.

cc: lalasticala, seun
Op hope u're sending somtin to ur people back home? Dis one u started de year with ashawo london,try focus n know why u are dia oh! Boys are doin strong tin hia oh,bfor u com back with empty hand and british englsih alone

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Psalmsquare(m): 9:46am On Jan 12, 2016
''If not for the grace of God in you life'' u said.... Hmmm...... It's well bro......
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sukkot: 9:46am On Jan 12, 2016
SirShymexx:


Lol. This cracked me up - typical freshie problem. Everyone just rejected the guy like a rash but trust black chics to add their excessive testosterone to it. Without even saying the nationality of the chics, it's obvious that they are his naij sisters.

Honestly, I'll never understand why some guys go to club and start troubling chics to dance with them, especially in African clubs. Naij chics are the worst lol.

Anyway, next time, you need to up ya game when dealing with African chics. You rinsed £100 in the club...that's a decent amount to get the black chics to notice you without disrespecting yourself. And since you paid £8 to get in, £100 should be able to get you two bottles of decent champaz in the same club. So next time when you hit an African club, just buy the two bottles of champaz and go cotch in a corner without troubling anyone.

Trust me, with time, they will notice you and might come chat to you without you troubling them. And if they're on it and are too shy to make the first move - you will see signs that they're on it and you can make ya move then.



bruv, i dont think you can get african chics with 100 pound champaz that you nurse all night ( not like i know though cuz me and british black girls is like oil and water. we dont mix lol ). for an african chic to notice you, you gotta buy out the bar lmao. tell everyone in the club ' the drinks are on me '. daz the only time her interest gets stimulated. jus sayin though lol grin grin

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Duletion(m): 9:51am On Jan 12, 2016
justwise:


You are really talking nonsense and you know it. How will reasonably measure that in a country where there are more white men than black sisters? Majority of black guys walking around with their white girlfriends are on visa mission, when they get what they want to go home to marry a black sister.

Let's be perfectly honest here..some black girls are just as bad as some black guys.

We should not use the case of just a few to rub it over all black girls.
Of course i knew you'd bring up the visa thing but that really doesn't make any difference. My point is, British people would rather watch black British men on screen than black British women. Forget about immigrants.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 9:55am On Jan 12, 2016
sukkot:
bruv, i dont think you can get african chics with 100 pound champaz that you nurse all night ( not like i know though cuz me and british black girls is like oil and water. we dont mix lol ). for an african chic to notice you, you gotta buy out the bar lmao. tell everyone in the club ' the drinks are on me '. daz the only time her interest gets stimulated. jus sayin though lol grin grin
Dies. grin

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by justwise(m): 9:55am On Jan 12, 2016
Duletion:

Of course i knew you'd bring up the visa thing but that really doesn't make any difference. My point is, British people would rather watch black British men on screen than black British women. Forget about immigrants.

Generalisations and assumptions are all I see in your posts

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by justwise(m): 9:56am On Jan 12, 2016
redcliff:


No no. Not that part. The part that most white guys dont really like black girls..

Ok I get that
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Blackops(m): 9:56am On Jan 12, 2016
*wince. £8 to get in and $£100 for drinks. Clubbing no be beans for that place.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sukkot: 9:57am On Jan 12, 2016
PushMusic:

Dies. grin
jus sayin brah lol grin grin
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by doveda: 10:00am On Jan 12, 2016
Suigeneris93:


Who told you I didn't take time to read your epistle on how 85% of black girls are rude. I'm sure its because of dudes like you that they are the way they are. Get over it

It is not their fault. It has taken me a great deal of patience they I have never had to use before to feel with you guys. I try as much as possible not to talk to any of you but I am civil shaundecided(all smiles)

This is coming from an hijabite do you should know how bad it is with your guys. However, methinks you and your women are the same. You should stick to them!
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by justwise(m): 10:01am On Jan 12, 2016
lepasharon:
OP, black girls don't do casual sex undecided

If you believe that then you can as well call a prostitute a virgin.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 10:01am On Jan 12, 2016
sukkot:
jus sayin brah lol grin grin
Been following the thread and that got me lol!
Our Naija sisters are just too complicated. I guess OP didn't realize this. Dafuq! He just made a nuisance of himself in the club. grin

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by defashan: 10:01am On Jan 12, 2016
Suigeneris93:




Awwwwn! But why should my ugly looks raise your hackles? I'm not in need of your benevolence and will never be. Skedaddle please

You were 'forming' about ignoring the thread and all sorts of rubbish. I know your type. Post wasn't meant for you, you should have just waka pass but you popped your ugly weavon to vilify the post and the op when you are nothing to write home about.

Avoid second hand wears. See how you look like osuofia the comedian in those black jacket. From head to toe, swear with those shoes that the weavon on your head to those kutulu shoes are not bend down boutique.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by doveda: 10:04am On Jan 12, 2016
sukkot:
bruv, i dont think you can get african chics with 100 pound champaz that you nurse all night ( not like i know though cuz me and british black girls is like oil and water. we dont mix lol ). for an african chic to notice you, you gotta buy out the bar lmao. tell everyone in the club ' the drinks are on me '. daz the only time her interest gets stimulated. jus sayin though lol grin grin

Nah, I think it is because most of come up as creepy. You can't get a woman unless you act like fools. Money makes it easy.

You need to up your game. Men get black gfs everydaysad
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by doveda: 10:06am On Jan 12, 2016
Kingsteve:
Unfortunately, most black girls in the U.K have attitude, especially...the naija ones in particular, who are on student visas.
The ones that were born and bred there, are totally different, in fact, they reason and behave like the white chicks.
I really dunno why the Naija chicks on student visas behave that way, but from my observation and experience, I think it has to do with the Naija mentality, which they carried over to a foreign land, and the general stress they go through.
Invite a white girl to your place...she'll happily and cheerfully hop on a Bus.
Invite a black girl (Naija ones in particular), she'll ask you to pay for the Cab fare when she arrives.
O boy...Naija chicks na wahala, home and abroad!
African guys invite black women just for sexsad.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by igmacco(m): 10:06am On Jan 12, 2016
chekasforchekas:
I have always told my friends, the best abuna to chop is Asians lol or Latinos, they go with blacks anytime anyday lol. White girls smell bros
Oboi na your way I follow ooo.. I go for Asian but guys dey waste there time going for Whity..

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by bluice2(m): 10:07am On Jan 12, 2016
Suigeneris93:




Lol and its a nauseating scum of the earth like you that will move my ministry? I'll pass



Ouch. . .that was a knockout

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by doveda: 10:07am On Jan 12, 2016
tomyka81:
The Black girls hissed rightly so cause they saw you approach the white girls first and when you got turned down, you turned to the Black girls. Mtcheeeewww please. Bye..
Wow!
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sukkot: 10:08am On Jan 12, 2016
PushMusic:

Been following the thread and that got me lol!
Our Naija sisters are just too complicated. I guess OP didn't realize this. Dafuq! He just made a nuisance of himself in the club. grin
yeah thats the understatement of the century cheesy

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sukkot: 10:08am On Jan 12, 2016
doveda:


Nah, I think it is because most of come up as creepy. You can't get a woman unless you act like fools. Money makes it easy.

You need to up your game. Men get black gfs everydaysad
i got no time for games. am an adult

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Afrok(m): 10:09am On Jan 12, 2016
Suigeneris93:
So? How will this epistle help me? I think ur pain op is that the black girls who are the runt of the pack to u, turned u down and not that they were being rude. You wanted to help their ministry? Like seriously? If you had taken them home you'll still be the one to open a thread calling black girls oloshos...smtchew! Pot calling the kettle black



#all the pun intended
your d.p that's Genesis Choba, right?

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by toprealman: 10:09am On Jan 12, 2016
I want to assume you be JJC....welcome bro. You seem to be forcing yourself to belong. You paid £100 for drinks yet lack the juts to pick a bird for yourself instead you want to share one with your friend...if I slap that you big eye eh....na back to back remix you go see.
Next time you go out, dress well, look fresh, don't try to impress or force it. Be nice yourself, learn simple chat lines, stop making yourself look desperate....birds are now smart bro.
If you are looking for a cheap shag, go online and with your postcode, someone close by looking for same thing as you is surely waiting.....but hey DON'T even mess with my connect!

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Jacko01: 10:09am On Jan 12, 2016
Yorobastard:
OP white gals here in London are very rude it only fear of the law that's making them not come out rudimentally....same with the black gals that were born there as well...if you want a black gal in the UK just go for the Jamaicans...They are the nicest people to any African person

Crap u r saying crap.... Black gals r very rude ..... They r lookin fo white husband more dan anyfin..... White guys r smarter dan dat..... Dont knw bout white gals i neva c one but wat u wrote is crap men
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by doveda: 10:09am On Jan 12, 2016
tomyka81:


Oh please!!!!! I have dated White men, Puerto Rican men, Arab men, Mexican men and Black men. Trust me, we can get men. Have you ever thought that we have OPTIONS and don't have to settle just for a piece of man. My sister is dating a white guy right now. My oldest sister was married 24 years to a Yoruba man. I am engaged to a Bini man. So obviously we aren't too bad. Furthermore the type women you encounter ter says a lot about who you are. My momma told me that birds of a feather flock together. So if all you are running into are ghetto women, you must be either ghetto or living there.

The attraction is not usually obvious but it is there. A black woman who wants a white man well get one if she wants to
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by doveda: 10:10am On Jan 12, 2016
sukkot:
i got no time for games. am an adult

Then approach women like an adultundecided
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by bluice2(m): 10:11am On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:


at least i wouldn't end up fucking a dirty looking bitch like you, please go get a job, i mean a real job and not the other job you do with your mouth on a daily basis so you can be able to at least use thread to do your hair under the tree.




*Grabs popcorn
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by doveda: 10:12am On Jan 12, 2016
Jackrich:
Op , take heart - it is a public knowledge that black girls outside the shores of Africa are usually unapproachable and rude ,but once they know that you can make it rain very hard, they start showing love and wanting to die untop your head. grin

I simply avoid them like a plague.

Oh please undecided


Who wants your money angry

Our men have ermmm and only hey can help una
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by innuit: 10:12am On Jan 12, 2016
Dude you need to chill!
Ladies do not have an obligation to be polite to you or to listen to your pitch before they decide they a'int buying.
maybe you should consider a girls body language before you approach her. Such as if she makes eye contact and smiles and seems genuinely interested in what you are saying, then take a chance and make your pitch. even then it could go awry. don't expect random girls to give you a minute of their time.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sukkot: 10:13am On Jan 12, 2016
doveda:


Then approach women like an adultundecided
black women like games. they dont like to hear the truth. wink

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by SirShymexx: 10:13am On Jan 12, 2016
sukkot:
bruv, i dont think you can get african chics with 100 pound champaz that you nurse all night ( not like i know though cuz me and british black girls is like oil and water. we dont mix lol ). for an african chic to notice you, you gotta buy out the bar lmao. tell everyone in the club ' the drinks are on me '. daz the only time her interest gets stimulated. jus sayin though lol grin grin

Lol. You don't need to buy the bar when dealing with African chics - you just need to hold a bottle. grin

As for normal black chics, you don't even need to buy a drink. If they're on it, they'll chat to you. If they're not, you don't need to trouble them.

Anyway, I don't know why guys go to naij clubs to look for chics when the overwhelming majority of them (at least 80%) are going to be unattractive. African clubs are just there for you to vibe to African music sometimes and probably be around ya people.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sukkot: 10:15am On Jan 12, 2016
SirShymexx:


Lol. You don't need to buy the bar when dealing with African chics - you just need to hold a bottle. grin

As for normal black chics, you don't even need to buy a drink. If they're on it, they'll chat to you. If they're not, you don't need to trouble them.

Anyway, I don't know why guys go to naij clubs to look for chics when the overwhelming majority of them (at least 80%) are going to be unattractive. African clubs are just there for you to vibe to African music sometimes and probably be around ya people.
well dayummmmm shocked grin
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by RVBC: 10:15am On Jan 12, 2016
tongue So did you later go home With any girl? €100 must not waste! Baba try and complete the gist, let's us knw what later happen abeg.

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