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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 8:55am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Nihilist: 100% 7 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Juliearth(f): 8:56am On Jan 12, 2016 |
OlowoB: LOL!!! perhaps its PMS. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Naomite(f): 8:56am On Jan 12, 2016 |
repogirl: Speak on it sister! One pour water 4 u Jare 6 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by refreshrate: 8:57am On Jan 12, 2016 |
From the way OP writes I can imagine how he talks. Worse still how he must have spoken to the girls. £100 must not waste...I'm not even going to dwell on this. The story is one sided God knows if any of those girls come here they'll give a different account. Next! 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by defashan: 8:57am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Suigeneris93: Shatap, you are very ugly with ponmo lips, fallen titties. See your skinny legs with big varicose vein. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nihilist: 8:58am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Urine: The OP is new to this and it's pretty obvious. The chances of pulling a takeaway are usually not that great anyway. Main target should be kiss and phone number, anything else is a bonus. Core naija man gets one dance and literally tries to kidnap the chic via the nearest Taxi. He will soon learn that most night clubs have nice white chics, nice black chics, the fat chics, the mamas 27-35 range, and the grandmama mamas. He will soon learn how work the categories and where the core naija man stands in relation to them. He will soon understand why the core naija student and the Jamaican yardies are always competing for the same kind of women, and what category of women that is 8 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 8:58am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Kgdavid: Black |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Bhella5(m): 8:59am On Jan 12, 2016 |
MsGlobalwonder:£100 is a lot of money even in the UK. 5 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by softtouch2(m): 9:01am On Jan 12, 2016 |
@Poster: You can't just conclude like that... most of girls too must have had bad experiences with black dude like you. Until you hear other person side of the story, don't just conclude. The message is clear "You are not welcomed" Thank goodness they did not alter a word, hence you can't justify as verbal abuse. You may felt offended due to ego of your pocket, anyway it is good you've done the right thing by exercising self-control. 3 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 9:01am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Nihilist: Obese white women 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 9:01am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Op you wanted to take them home and boink so they have every right to be rude, they simply saw your intentions from the start .... Must be annoying being a girl sometimes when you know a guy is being persistent simply cos he wants to use you for his pleasure, pretty messed up to be honest. 15 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by defashan: 9:02am On Jan 12, 2016 |
OlowoB: Don't mind that yeye ipob hag. Did you see her skinny legs with those horrible tejuosho takalami shoes? Her legs resemble drum slicks and with those funny dress and trousers, she resemble people wey de dance pangolo for alabukun and gbogbonise sellers. But one good thing about her is that her type go sweet die. 4 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 9:03am On Jan 12, 2016 |
I have since come up with a thought pattern, if I'm tempted to lust after a girl, I just remind myself she is a gonna be a mother some day. You have to respect mums especially if you have experienced the goodness of a mother. Guys pick your wife and leave, stop messing around. 11 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 9:05am On Jan 12, 2016 |
defashan: Is that all? 11 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Urine: 9:05am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Nihilist: ROTFLMAO! I just showed this post to the lads beside me and everybody is laughing their head off. Well said! Spot on! You're a legend! 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Lexusgs430: 9:07am On Jan 12, 2016 |
The probability of them (black girls) meeting a black guy to offer them residency status, is probably 1/100. The probability of them (black girls) meeting a white guy, and try for residency is 35%!!!! Not forgetting all the black guys that had played them puss.y 419!!! If you wanted residential status, which sector would you lean towards? (Black or White)? While thinking get the chessboard out (probably the most racial game out dere)!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by chekasforchekas: 9:08am On Jan 12, 2016 |
I have always told my friends, the best abuna to chop is Asians lol or Latinos, they go with blacks anytime anyday lol. White girls smell bros 4 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by marieolae(f): 9:09am On Jan 12, 2016 |
interesting. gcode123: |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by marieolae(f): 9:09am On Jan 12, 2016 |
so you go there for? AnanseK: |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sukkot: 9:09am On Jan 12, 2016 |
defashan:so until a woman is 400 pounds before she is fine to you ? you are one of these men who like fat women abi ? lwkm. that woman is shaped the right way. thats how a woman is supposed to look. and she is not ugly. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by defashan: 9:10am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Suigeneris93: No. Where did you get those shoes from? Show your feet and prove you don't have fungal infection. Lift those trousers let's admire your mosquito legs. Those veins are like oil pipe lines. That dress is messed up. Your undies is showing on your left thigh. Get rid of those Alsatian dog bling bling. 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by nattty(m): 9:11am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Ofatfoed:Well, dem no dey issue green card 4 UK.. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by SirShymexx: 9:11am On Jan 12, 2016 |
sukkot: Lol. This cracked me up - typical freshie problem. Everyone just rejected the guy like a rash but trust black chics to add their excessive testosterone to it. Without even saying the nationality of the chics, it's obvious that they are his naij sisters. Honestly, I'll never understand why some guys go to club and start troubling chics to dance with them, especially in African clubs. Naij chics are the worst lol. Anyway, next time, you need to up ya game when dealing with African chics. You rinsed £100 in the club...that's a decent amount to get the black chics to notice you without disrespecting yourself. And since you paid £8 to get in, £100 should be able to get you two bottles of decent champaz in the same club. So next time when you hit an African club, just buy the two bottles of champaz and go cotch in a corner without troubling anyone. Trust me, with time, they will notice you and might come chat to you without you troubling them. And if they're on it and are too shy to make the first move - you will see signs that they're on it and you can make ya move then. 19 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 9:12am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Finish? defashan: |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by defashan: 9:14am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Suigeneris93: Change that horrible picture before you get banned. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by wayodude(m): 9:14am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Up your game bro. Not every guy would have received the same response you and your friend got. When 'we' were gaming we smashed these same girls with ease. |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by omorttee4u(m): 9:16am On Jan 12, 2016 |
YourMain: I'm sure you are not like that... very humble, this makes you has a lot white gurls... |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by justwise(m): 9:16am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Duletion: Bro you are wrong. You just don't generalise. My workmate loves black sisters especially Nigerians. Saying that there is no place for black girls in this world is nonsense and you should be ashamed of yourself. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by tgmservice: 9:16am On Jan 12, 2016 |
Lukin for girls to bleep that is ur purpose in d uk iranu u will masturbate there till u are deported 3 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by redcliff: 9:17am On Jan 12, 2016 |
OlowoB: Lol. I can tell you those girls are nigerians. Thats the way most black girls are when they step out of their home countrym they think they are the next best thing that happened to the human race. They are like that everywhere especially in countries where there are not too much blacks. its easier to get white girls than yo get black girls outside africa. Trust me 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by bomasek(m): 9:18am On Jan 12, 2016 |
defashan:What a bore 8 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 9:18am On Jan 12, 2016 |
defashan: Lmao, all those name calling for my poor picture, thanks a lot dearie but I'll pass 3 Likes |
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