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Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 1:51pm On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:
lol ok. then may Allah move you to your mosque soon.
Amen grin
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody:
OlowoB:
You have been noticed, now run along.
You should be thankful I even commented on such a babyish & puerile thread grin

Such a thread should not have made fp in the first place, or gone beyond a page, but of course, Nigerians would always make a mountain out of a molehill situation.

don't forget to create another thread next week telling us how you asked 2 blacks dames for a hug & they refused you cos you smelt like an unwashed feet ..grin oponu..
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by AutoAffair: 1:53pm On Jan 12, 2016
Lolz
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by drnoel: 1:53pm On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:
I will go straight to the point. I went out with my friend on saturday night(09/01/2016) in a club called Sugar Cube. Infact, anybody who has been to glasgow or stayed in glasgow for at least a year will definitely know this club. This is the club most naija artistes visit anytime they come to Glasgow, Uk.

We got into the club, bought drinks and told ourselves that we should chill till around 1am before we start dancing with the ladies. Immediately it was 1am, we started dancing with the gals, going to the different sections (actually two and 1 VIP) of the club trying to see if we will get any girl to take home. We danced with some white gals, some of them politely, with smile on their faces turned us down saying they are with their guys or they are just there to hang out and dance with their fellow white gal friends.

To the issue at hand, me and my friend still kept on, we insisted, we must see a gal to take home that night after paying £8 each to enter and buying drinks totalling almost £100. We moved ahead and saw two black gals and we decided to help their ministry, got close to them like we have done with other white gals in the club and guess what, they not only turned us down, they walked out of our fronts and hissed while going. I mean these were just average looking gals dancing close to each other, not holding any drinks and we decided to help their ministry. I mean why couldn't they turn us down politely like the other white gals have done? It took the Grace of God in my life and the Visa on my passport to prevent myself from pulling them back and slapping them. (yes i was that angry)

I have also noticed here in glasgow that most of these average looking black gals hardly talk to their fellow guys. Is it that they are looking for white guys cos of visa? but at least still talk politely to your fellow blacks.

Please i have seen many scenarios and heard many of such but this particular incident in the club made me know that most black girls (at least 85%) in glasgow,Edinburgh and other parts of Uk except England specifically London (due to huge black population) are just suffering from inferiority complex and they lack basic ability to reason well.

If you have any similar experience, please share. Some of those gals may be on nairaland.

cc: lalasticala, seun
Na wah 4 some bobos sef, so they were rude, so they turned you guys down rudely what did you expect? They refused to be the ones to help you ministry, have you not heard b4 that all black men are thieves, brigands and Robbers? What does that got to do with you,....or us for that mata? Are you not a big Boy or should that stuff rubbish your chairmanship? Abeg guy brush it off you shoulder and move on, you can´t win them all. Dem whores are just looking for fools to use. Just thank you stars they alked away cos their Problems are much much worse than some guys can carry.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sexymoma(f): 1:56pm On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:
at least i wouldn't end up fucking a dirty looking bitch like you, please go get a job, i mean a real job and not the other job you do with your mouth on a daily basis so you can be able to at least use thread to do your hair under the tree.
Checked your converse with that lady.. and i must sincerely state that you aren`t cultured either.. u nor get manners too... u should have waved the lady as a gentle man i suppose u claim to be.
I think u deserve what those black chicks did to you.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by OlowoB(op): 1:56pm On Jan 12, 2016
Wowzer:
From my experience of going to clubs in UK just to have fun with no agenda like talking to ladies, buying them drinks and taking them home:

I don't approach ladies in the club white or black.

White ladies who likes to dance with me always approach me or give me a sign, only then will I make moves. Most often times that's the case.

Some black ladies non-Nigerians are free style....They just came to have fun...dance away, They can dance with anyone provided you are polite and they like the look of you. Jamaicans, Somalians, Kenyans etc.

Asians and Others will dance with you if they are the type that like African beats and Dance moves.



I prefer to go with Nigerian lady to club than approaching one in the club. (This is not an Invitation)



#Team Manchester Clubbing#
As for Nigerian ladies, I have never had one on one encounter with them in the club. And do not intend to do so. Reason is their response to guys who approach them is awful. No matter the skin colour of the guy, most times it's always the snobbish look and response. They are always in colonies....standing and looking in a corner or they don't mix like most other ladies do. They prefer to dance with themselves. May be it's inferiority complex, that I can't say.

very true at the bolded.

The best thing to do is go to club with no Agenda of buying drink to impress a lady or take home. Just be cool and have your fun. A lady who wants to dance with you will dance with you without effort and give you all her back side to rock. I do see some guys looking desperate to chat up ladies in the club aggressively...Lol. They are mostly NIGERIANS. Shame.

yes i know some guys could be very desperate and all that in the club, but i have been a guy man from small to know how it is supposed to be done. we were polite approaching those ladies. My other guy who was with me has been to Germany, spain and canada and i have also been on the Uk for years now, so we were guys who know the game. i cannot be impolite to a lady even if i have 10 million naira in my pocket cash.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by OlowoB(op): 1:58pm On Jan 12, 2016
darkenedrebel:
You should be thankful I even commented on such a babyish & puerile thread grin

Such a thread should not have make fp in the first place, or gone beyond a page, but of course, Nigerians would always make a mountain out of a molehill situation.

don't forget to create another thread next week telling us how you asked 2 blacks dames for a hug & they refused you cos you smelt like an unwashed feet ..grin oponu..
thankful to a lowlife like you who has access to free etisalt mb? please run along dunce.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by marieolae(f): 1:58pm On Jan 12, 2016
To be honest, this is what A LOT of guys think here. I've seen it for myself, where some black girls just think they're too good to be true. So all these people that are bashing the op really need to look at it from a different perspective. They don't understand what's going on here. It's paining me die because the 'nicer' black girls are the ones suffering from this.
ronald4lif:
Are you same person huh

I've to say from my personal observation, black ladies are more pompous and arrogant than the whites. Not including the Caribbeans as they seem to be more polite and cultured. And by Blacks I'm talking about those of African descent, particularly West Africans, and with Nigerians and Ghanaians topping the chart. These set of ladies need to grow some manners.

The worst of them all are mixed-race ladies (and guys) of African heritage. I see these ones as confused Homo sapiens who are battling identity crisis and don't actually understand where they belong. They don't know whether to identify with the Black or White community and somewhat often think they're more white than the White.

I'm not generalising as they're all not like this but on a balance of scale white women are more mannered and polite when it comes to approaching them either to strike a friendly conversation or just to ask questions for someone who missed their way. Some black ladies are a pain in our ass in this country. undecided
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by OlowoB(op): 2:00pm On Jan 12, 2016
sexymoma:
Checked your converse with that lady.. and i must sincerely state that you aren`t cultured either.. u nor get manners too... u should have waved the lady as a gentle man i suppose u claim to be.
I think u deserve what those black chicks did to you.
yes i should have ignored but no one has a right to insult the other person and please spare me this talk of been a gentle man. what stops are from been a gentle lady and should not have insulted me?

If you comment nicely without insults, i'll take my time and explain myself but if you think cos you are a lady you have a right to throw caution to the wind, then you get what you deserve.

hope you have a wonderful week.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by OlowoB(op): 2:02pm On Jan 12, 2016
marieolae:
To be honest, this is what A LOT of guys think here. I've seen it for myself, where some black girls just think they're too good to be true. So all these people that are bashing the op really need to look at it from a different perspective. They don't understand what's going on here. It's paining me die because the 'nicer' black girls are the ones suffering from this.
once again, may you live long. i never said all black gals and they all are jumping at me. obviously the same arrogant and abusive set who i met in the club.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jan 12, 2016
drnoel:
Na wah 4 some bobos sef, so they were rude, so they turned you guys down rudely what did you expect? They refused to be the ones to help you ministry, have you not heard b4 that all black men are thieves, brigands and Robbers? What does that got to do with you,....or us for that mata? Are you not a big Boy or should that stuff rubbish your chairmanship? Abeg guy brush it off you shoulder and move on, you can´t win them all. Dem whores are just looking for fools to use. Just thank you stars they alked away cos their Problems are much much worse than some guys can carry.
Y'all some self hating people if I have seen them lol
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by OlowoB(op): 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2016
Nubian113:
Amen grin
honestly, all the boiling wey i don dey boil before, you just calmed me down with your sense of humour.

have a nice day.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sexymoma(f): 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:
yes i should have ignored but no one has a right to insult the other person and please spare me this talk of been a gentle man. what stops are from been a gentle lady and should not have insulted me?

If you comment nicely without insults, i'll take my time and explain myself but if you think cos you are a lady you have a right to throw caution to the wind, then you get what you deserve.

hope you have a wonderful week.
You should have at least bone am.. wink
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by OlowoB(op): 2:08pm On Jan 12, 2016
sexymoma:
You should have at least bone am.. wink
i no go lie, her statement entered me grin cos i know what i experienced and i said nothing but the truth about the scenario. we are all blacks and should be proud of our colour anywhere we go. we should relate well and all that. no need to be abusive, insultive and forming levels on top wetin?
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by marieolae(f): 2:10pm On Jan 12, 2016
Sigh
darkenedrebel:
One doesn't have to live in UK to fully grasp that you approached total strangers for a dance(they may have even mistook you for a pick pocket or found you creepy), and after getting turned down, came on NL to write epistles of bitchy lamentations.

We don't even know if your story is any credible, or if you are just writing out of pain.
You may have asked em and they declined politely,but instead of walking away, you started bugging them & they got irritated, & took to dissing you.

whichever it is, stop bitching, and black girls are not thrashy as you claim, but beautiful & intelligent.
this synedoche mind-set of yours don't cut it. You don't use what a set of negroes do to justify the whole..
Besides, half of the caucasians broads you deem superior envy Black girls. This is a fact..
Africans and inferiority complex. 2 girls turned you down, & now over 50,000 people on the internet are aware of it.
Your name should be Kim Kardashian.

don't create a thread like this again**
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by marieolae(f): 2:13pm On Jan 12, 2016
You're wasting your time trying to explain to these people. They won't get it. At the end of the day, you created this thread, so opinions must be stated. Have a good day x
OlowoB:
once again, may you live long. i never said all black gals and they all are jumping at me. obviously the same arrogant and abusive set who i met in the club.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by drnoel:
marieolae:
To be honest, this is what A LOT of guys think here. I've seen it for myself, where some black girls just think they're too good to be true. So all these people that are bashing the op really need to look at it from a different perspective. They don't understand what's going on here. It's paining me die because the 'nicer' black girls are the ones suffering from this.
if thats paining you then you dont know wat pain is. Get used to the fact that the bad eggs will alway over shadow the good one, what you do to bring yourself out from the lot of bad/good eggs is what should demarcate you as a Person. The OP should be bashed front back and centre cos he wrote a Long epsitle while missing the Point.

I once walked into a Club myself some 4/5 years back and approached a darky I liked. The gurl was fine die and she called me a thief to my face. I just walked away and licked my wounds. Went home that day with two White gurls, the friend of mine I came with was a Nigerian architect who had recently been paid from a Job he concluded some months back so we came to Party with the new Sport car he had bought. The darky did see us driving away with the car. Funny enof we returned to that Club some weeks later and on seeing her I respected myself and stayed away, guess what na she come appraoch us to buy us Drinks. Dem whores dey fine Person way dem go use. Not all africans are thieves, thugs or brigands.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sexymoma(f): 2:18pm On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:
i no go lie, her statement entered me grin cos i know what i experienced and i said nothing but the truth about the scenario. we are all blacks and should be proud of our colour anywhere we go. we should relate well and all that. no need to be abusive, insultive and forming levels on top wetin?
I see cheesy bros easy ooo una fit jos jam for Lagos molue one day ooo grin
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by didik: 2:19pm On Jan 12, 2016
Well that's how dey behave in Sugar-cube...better still try ur luck at calabash......Glasgow black girls for u
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by chekasforchekas: 2:20pm On Jan 12, 2016
igmacco:
Oboi na your way I follow ooo.. I go for Asian but guys dey waste there time going for Whity..
garlic no be market, Asians deliver market like whenever.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by finestboy1: 2:20pm On Jan 12, 2016
Nihilist:
grin

OP is probably a student with his Nigerian accent and maybe wore an office suit to the club.

And by 'helping their ministry', he probably meant plonking himself behind the girl and trying to grind up on her straight away...

Generally speaking, core Naija men just don't get UK clubs. They don't know how to dress, how to look cool, how to approach, how to speak,how to dance, or how to close...

You can always spot the core Naija man on the dance floor, looking like a perverted uncle. grin

OP you need to work in your game. My experience in Scotland is the complete opposite to yours...I found them girls veeery friendly up there.
Oh Ma Dayss grin grin grin You are so on point!! Especially those Jonny Just come(JJC)!! No swag or game... lol
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by OlowoB(op): 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2016
sexymoma:
I see cheesy bros easy ooo una fit jos jam for Lagos molue one day ooo grin
God forbid bad thing o, i will never go back. lagos molue? na swear you dey swear for me? you no even say BRT grin my sister stop am o grin danfo is still manageable grin
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by OlowoB(op): 2:21pm On Jan 12, 2016
finestboy1:
Oh Ma Dayss grin grin grin You are so on point!! Especially those Jonny Just come(JJC)!! No swag or game... lol
sorry bro, i am not JJC and i am not a student, way passed that level.

cheers
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:
honestly, all the boiling wey i don dey boil before, you just calmed me down with your sense of humour.

have a nice day.
Hmmmm you still a prick for opening this thread tongue

So you took A Romanian and A Polish chick home grin


Pmsl at the thought of the four of yous murdering English shocked shocked shocked

grin grin grin grin


Have a nice day angry
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by sexymoma(f): 2:24pm On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:
God forbid bad thing o, i will never go back. lagos molue? na swear you dey swear for me? you no even say BRT grin my sister stop am o grin danfo is still manageable grin
grin
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Olasco93: 2:24pm On Jan 12, 2016
OlowoB:
bro please if you have nothing sensible to say, please Bleep off. So me clubbing means i don't have savings or i spend all my money on club? FYI, i have a land with a building on it in lagos. no be me you go dey advice, you should try advising yourself and also, i am in my late twenties.

cheers.
Continue...
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Nobody:
OlowoB:
thankful to a lowlife like you who has access to free etisalt mb? please run along dunce.
Etisalat mb? grin .. because you managed to smuggle your idiötic self into the U.K abi? ..I wonder why David Cameron has not taken drastic measures in weeding out the lunatics freely roaming the streets.

You low self-esteemed blabbering reprobated immigrant.

If you had any sense of decorum, you would have emulated Sandra Bland & noosed yourself till your niggardly soul departs from your body.

You are a disgrace to manhood, a disgrace to Nigerians & a disgrace to every single villager that had to contribute their widow's mite in ensuring you were able to purchase that plane ticket..
It's not your fault though - the creator blessed you with a big head and a tiny brain, or why else would you shed so much tears just because you got turned down by 2 teenage girls grin
....
those 2 girls shoulda given you brain-resetting slaps.. You are one lucky coon.
grin
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by ronald4lif(m): 2:25pm On Jan 12, 2016
marieolae:
To be honest, this is what A LOT of guys think here. I've seen it for myself, where some black girls just think they're too good to be true. So all these people that are bashing the op really need to look at it from a different perspective. They don't understand what's going on here. It's paining me die because the 'nicer' black girls are the ones suffering from this.
The OP sentiment is nothing new to the Black community in Britain. Almost everyone I know share same sentiment and even some white guys will tell you that Black ladies seem to be full of themselves and unapproachable. I'm aware there are some ones who are different but there are too vestigial and risk going into extinction if care is not taken.

I'm delighted to see you admit this rude behaviour by members of our race and just like you who call blue for what it is, so I am and that's because blue is blue. There are cases where black ladies are better than the whites but on being arrogant and pompous they are leading.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by Duletion(m): 2:27pm On Jan 12, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Sharap there mister man ...



grin ...sounds like Osofia in London.
You be idiat
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by ocheejemb: 2:29pm On Jan 12, 2016
You better face your studies instead of going to spend 100 pounds in the club feeling like a bad guy. If you want to pick up a girl, how about talking to her first like a gentleman - rather than automatically expecting her to come home with you because you spent 100 pounds.
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by ronald4lif(m): 2:30pm On Jan 12, 2016
ocheejemb:
You better face your studies instead of going to spend 100 pounds in the club feeling like a bad guy.
Can't clubbing and studying coincide?
Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by stainlex(m): 2:39pm On Jan 12, 2016
Kgdavid:
Sorry, wer is the pun??
Play on the word 'black'...dude was dissing black girls..And he's black (pot)..Pretty spot on if you ask me..but you didn't ask me... grin
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