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Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by Joy1706(f): 6:31pm On Feb 02, 2016
Poseidon000:
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Once gave my mumu bottom lyk this to the only woman I ever loved. What did she do?

She used the love to spit on my face and told me"fvck your self" while pretending to feel same way.

This is a woman I loved with every muscle and nerve in me. ditched numerous ladies on my neck for her, and treated her lyk a queen, did all the foolish things people do for love, just lyk the above depicted.

What did I get? I got a terrible heartbreak, the type of pain I have never felt my entire life.

The bitchh was screwing a guy she claimed to be a broda. I mean,blood brda and I was oblivious of the fvck going on,cos I took permission from the suppose brda(my childhood friend) to date his sister, thinking that they're real blood relative.

I was still on my mumu mode, going to get her a gift for her birthday, when I noticed the junior brda of my friend who accompanied me, Keep insisting I don't get her a gold jewelry, he insisted i get a cheap gift for her and I was lyk dude "what's your fvcking prblm", Is there something you are not telling mehuh

That was when the dude opened up on how his conscience wouldn't allow him to see me decieved, and how his bro was screwing my one and only love at night in their room..lol. Man dun suffer.grin

I was ineffably infuriated, but managed to give my sis all I already bought for her. That was how I gave the custody of my mumu bottom to my family thereafter.

I can't do the depicted bullshitt for anyone in the name of love. Women don't appreciate sincerity and men who treat them lyk queen. They want baddass motherfucking coded .
Now, we run show with full sense in play, and don't give a fvck.
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ONE woman did this to you but you've reached the conclusion that ALL women don't appreciate sincerity. Dude swerve abeg. What of women who sacrifice all for guys who don't appreciate. That's just how some human beings are
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by Joy1706(f): 6:34pm On Feb 02, 2016
anath:
This is the pix I hate most in my life. All girls want guys to become slave before they will agree that u are caring. Imagine u coming from a stressful night duty job seeing ur girl complaining of not being caring cos u didn't make tea for her and u didn't pet her. That is the abuse of caring, and that is what I call modern slavery conversion of men to slave. We should stop this things and see how we move forward.
Oh really? But if a woman doesn't cook or clean or wash ur clothes for you, you will say she is not caring or a wife material. That one is not slavery ba? Abi na only women slavery fit? Mstchewww
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by kjnr(m): 6:37pm On Feb 02, 2016
this is a normal tin 2 do 2 a girl but on one condition and the condition is treat your woman like this only if she TREAT YOU LIKE A KING[b]this is a normal tin 2 do 2 a girl but on one condition and the condition is treat your human like this only if she TREAT YOU LIKE A KING[/b]this is a normal tin 2 do 2 a girl but on one condition and the condition is treat your human like this only if she TREAT YOU LIKE A KING
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by flokii: 6:43pm On Feb 02, 2016
if you like make you open ur mouth make she dey fart inside... na you sabi

girl wey go dump you won't think twice... awon oliver twist.. jumping from one guy to another

oju yin a ja..
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by visitvics: 6:48pm On Feb 02, 2016
If you want to scare a Chinese gal tell her you have sars, if you want to scare a Kenya gal tell her you have HIV, but if you want to scare a Nigeria gal tell her you don't have money.
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by jeje123(m): 6:50pm On Feb 02, 2016
vizkiz:
yeah, it might probably work for other girls outside Nigeria. Treat a Nigerian chick that way and she will still furck some other nigga treating her like a biitch. #fact
Correct!
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by biazarre(m): 6:50pm On Feb 02, 2016
cruzita:
sorry bro no be me tell God to give me everything for this world.
lol.....
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by anath(m): 6:50pm On Feb 02, 2016
Joy1706:
Oh really? But if a woman doesn't cook or clean or wash ur clothes for you, you will say she is not caring or a wife material. That one is not slavery ba? Abi na only women slavery fit? Mstchewww
eyah! that is y wife materials are very very difficult to get these days. stay there and form bossy Cos doing ur duty is slavery and expect man for u,what about the man that provide the money for feeding..
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by hannie20(f): 6:55pm On Feb 02, 2016
[quote author=Cholls post=42545402]MY BROTHER YOU ARE GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION........NOW LEARN!



WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS TO BE TREATED LIKE DIRT. THAT MEANS FUKK THE LIVING SHYT OUT OF THEM, MULTIPLE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT TO MIND BLOWING ORGASMS, AND THEN DISAPPEAR FOR AWHILE. YOU'LL SEE HOW THEY ALWAYS COME BACK FOR MORE.
hmmm! Your thinking really
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by luggy(m): 7:10pm On Feb 02, 2016
madness luv
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by Poseidon000:
Joy1706:
ONE woman did this to you but you've reached the conclusion that ALL women don't appreciate sincerity. Dude swerve abeg. What of women who sacrifice all for guys who don't appreciate. That's just how some human beings are
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First: I have dated lot of women and know the nitty gritty of their insatiable want.

My homies call me "special adviser" you know why? Bcs Cyprus is a sage in the game of dating.

I did not wake one morning and come to a conclusion on women on this front bcs of one unfortunate romantic misadvanture, neither is it the yardstick with which I used to conclude.

My assertion is a known and established fact, home and away.
When a man tries to be "mr nice" in order to court the validation of his woman as a caring and loving man. He either gets cheated on, dumped or taking for granted..*fact*

I have firsthand experience of guyz who faced same fate. even here on nairaland, we have lot of threads from male and female that will butress that fact.
I remember vividly of a story by a female who complained that her husband is too caring, and doesn't question her actions and even gave her his ATM to spend anyhow she wants.

And she was complaining bitterly on how the guy is boring and all that. This is coming from your gender.
So! Save me the crap on judging by a single experience.

By the way, I think you are the one who ought to swerve, bcs you left your lane and came to mine to spew trash.

How about you go back to your lane cos I have infinitesimal tolerance for vapidity.
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Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by Joy1706(f): 7:16pm On Feb 02, 2016
anath:
eyah! that is y wife materials are very very difficult to get these days. stay there and form bossy Cos doing ur duty is slavery and expect man for u,what about the man that provide the money for feeding..
Oh! All of a sudden it's now a duty and no more slavery? I think ur confused.
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by bezimo(m):
Poseidon000:
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Once gave my mumu bottom lyk this to the only woman I ever loved. What did she do?

She used the love to spit on my face and told me"fvck your self" while pretending to feel same way.

This is a woman I loved with every muscle and nerve in me. ditched numerous ladies on my neck for her, and treated her lyk a queen, did all the foolish things people do for love, just lyk the above depicted.

What did I get? I got a terrible heartbreak, the type of pain I have never felt my entire life.

The bitchh was screwing a guy she claimed to be a broda. I mean,blood brda and I was oblivious of the fvck going on,cos I took permission from the suppose brda(my childhood friend) to date his sister, thinking that they're real blood relative.

I was still on my mumu mode, going to get her a gift for her birthday, when I noticed the junior brda of my friend who accompanied me, Keep insisting I don't get her a gold jewelry, he insisted i get a cheap gift for her and I was lyk dude "what's your fvcking prblm", Is there something you are not telling mehuh

That was when the dude opened up on how his conscience wouldn't allow him to see me decieved, and how his bro was screwing my one and only love at night in their room..lol. Man dun suffer.grin

I was ineffably infuriated, but managed to give my sis all I already bought for her. That was how I gave the custody of my mumu bottom to my family thereafter.

I can't do the depicted bullshitt for anyone in the name of love. Women don't appreciate sincerity and men who treat them lyk queen. They want baddass motherfucking coded .
Now, we run show with full sense in play, and don't give a fvck.
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When you say women, I guess you are not referring to all types of girls.I am sure its 9ja girls that fit the description.
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by LEAFLET(m): 7:54pm On Feb 02, 2016
6digitscomrade:
that the mango guy pass madt...my bro nor envy am oooo...doze kind guys dont make love or have sex...they labour like labourers na dem kind think say if toto water never dry catch fire dem never bang..truth be told alot of guys are naive sexually..often times doze who talk more dont even do jack..quantity sex 7 rounds before morning...u dey train for olympics niii?if person tell u say him bang ur only daughter after he consume origin and free benson 7 tymes before morning u go hug am or shake am?quality sex ..one before bed after nice bath..then wake her up with the coolest and best known..to enhance her mood for the day..many men bang like thieves all night and cant give the early morning one out exhaustation...even if this wen women need it most..reasons why u see many women angry at diff work places...women teachers flog kids recklessly..no good mood..bankers frown...sugar mummies starved dont accept ur CV...transfer aggression...i cud go on and on..to be continued......
You too na worst case.. Some girls can be hard to please and truly it's when you bang them like a hoe,that's when they will appreciate you the more.. I know what I'm saying considering my line of work.. Both young women,old woman sexually are the same!!
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by skuribeebo: 8:50pm On Feb 02, 2016
Pucaxo:
You insipid bastardd, it's obvious your stupidity gauge has reached and all-time high so you decided to try a new word you just learnt on the wrong person. May the old gods congregate to render you and your forth generation useless! Woe betide you if you so little as quote me again. Wretched dingbat!
back to sender in the name of sango, obatala, ogun, oya, esu ,amadioha and sopona. Infact , I rebuke it in jesus name ,allah self.
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by tonygee88(m): 8:59pm On Feb 02, 2016
Toks2008:
Na economy

Many Naija girls prefer a bondage with a guy with lots of cash but wil never ever shift there heart from a man they truly desire.
Nowadays money buys love..... Whc woman wan suffer? Have u noticed a lady respects a rich guy more than a broke dude? If she meets a rich dude, she treats him like king cos she doesn't want to lose d money... She go even try force d rich dude into marriage by all means including fetish meand.... But if d dude broke she no go evrn fear to lose d dude...D broke guy no go fit control am
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by joshrare(m): 10:11pm On Feb 02, 2016
My lady won't even allow that
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by bashydemy(m): 10:27pm On Feb 02, 2016
Ninsense...
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by 6digitscomrade: 10:53pm On Feb 02, 2016
lo@ur line of work...so u indirectly dey say u be labourerhuh?sorry na ur case...wen i was in school i had a nickname dat still follows mme even yrs after wen we converge and via media to pove or count rounds nor be am...although women differs av had hoes and i still please dem even after making dem realize i was d champ and softly tell dem its not abt d laboring...my guy nor be how far na how well...if u doubt me give me ur girl make i talk to am i swear i nor go bleep am..u just game me on dis...i nor be pro but i go suprise u..nor be by 100 rounds or big gbola,,una dey get am wrong...all can be inclusive ...so den wat do u do?wen only one 1 bros gather all d gift for body..huhhuh??
LEAFLET:
You too na worst case.. Some girls can be hard to please and truly it's when you bang them like a hoe,that's when they will appreciate you the more.. I know what I'm saying considering my line of work.. Both young women,old woman sexually are the same!!
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by LEAFLET(m): 11:05pm On Feb 02, 2016
6digitscomrade:
lo@ur line of work...so u indirectly dey say u be labourerhuh?sorry na ur case...wen i was in school i had a nickname dat still follows mme even yrs after wen we converge and via media to pove or count rounds nor be am...although women differs av had hoes and i still please dem even after making dem realize i was d champ and softly tell dem its not abt d laboring...my guy nor be how far na how well...if u doubt me give me ur girl make i talk to am i swear i nor go bleep am..u just game me on dis...i nor be pro but i go suprise u..nor be by 100 rounds or big gbola,,una dey get am wrong...all can be inclusive ...so den wat do u do?wen only one 1 bros gather all d gift for body..huhhuh??
lols sharp Niger.... No worry na laborer I be!! Simple
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by adewalesamuel(m): 11:14pm On Feb 02, 2016
Trash!!
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by 6digitscomrade: 11:14pm On Feb 02, 2016
my bro..b4 u vex hear me out i nor talk say several rounds is out place for doze who thinks its makes dem feel mancho or supermen..am just saying u shud know there are ethics...and even those u feel require vigorous rounds appreciates and deserves em ethics and many av been won without sounding cocky here...needless to count am gonna say let the best chap be crowned...ask some ladies on free spirit dem go tell u thinz wey go shock u ...nor be work gals ooo i mean real life scenes u go see say shawties even if dem be hoes u can place dem...
6digitscomrade:
lo@ur line of work...so u indirectly dey say u be labourerhuh?sorry na ur case...wen i was in school i had a nickname dat still follows mme even yrs after wen we converge and via media to pove or count rounds nor be am...although women differs av had hoes and i still please dem even after making dem realize i was d champ and softly tell dem its not abt d laboring...my guy nor be how far na how well...if u doubt me give me ur girl make i talk to am i swear i nor go bleep am..u just game me on dis...i nor be pro but i go suprise u..nor be by 100 rounds or big gbola,,una dey get am wrong...all can be inclusive ...so den wat do u do?wen only one 1 bros gather all d gift for body..huhhuh??
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by tosyne2much(m): 11:18pm On Feb 02, 2016
PiperAlpha:
Yes, for broke niggaz who see ladies as trophies to be won.
Lmao funny u cheesy
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by Hatrik(m): 11:27pm On Feb 02, 2016
dudes I don't think this sh!t will work here......except for Yankee........lol hmmm naija girls will label u a coward, woman wrapper.........etc add urs. dude out of 100 probably 5-8% will like it.
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by boygoddy(m): 11:47pm On Feb 02, 2016
BadBullet:
is not about dating the wrong girls its the fact "ladies dont value men that treat them like queens"
But not all, beware
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by boygoddy(m): 11:51pm On Feb 02, 2016
Hatrik:
dudes I don't think this sh!t will work here......except for Yankee........lol hmmm naija girls will label u a coward, woman wrapper.........etc add urs. dude out of 100 probably 5-8% will like it.
U got it right
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by Jtmanager(m): 11:55pm On Feb 02, 2016
Nikita1:
All this guys mentality about girls are fvcked up! Damn it!!! Have you been dating the wrong girls undecided undecided
Yes o...
As u can see 98% of us have been dating the wrong girls so our mentality no fit change

Treat her like this she go just carry ur matter cast am say u be her mugu o
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by boygoddy(m): 12:00am On Feb 03, 2016
Joy1706:
ONE woman did this to you but you've reached the conclusion that ALL women don't appreciate sincerity. Dude swerve abeg. What of women who sacrifice all for guys who don't appreciate. That's just how some human beings are
Some girls will Even have more than seven bf but love only one, in this case if you are not the one she truly love. Whatever u do is just vanity upon vanity
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by beeznitfizo: 12:22am On Feb 03, 2016
6digitscomrade:
that the mango guy pass madt...my bro nor envy am oooo...doze kind guys dont make love or have sex...they labour like labourers na dem kind think say if toto water never dry catch fire dem never bang..truth be told alot of guys are naive sexually..often times doze who talk more dont even do jack..quantity sex 7 rounds before morning...u dey train for olympics niii?if person tell u say him bang ur only daughter after he consume origin and free benson 7 tymes before morning u go hug am or shake am?quality sex ..one before bed after nice bath..then wake her up with the coolest and best known..to enhance her mood for the day..many men bang like thieves all night and cant give the early morning one out exhaustation...even if this wen women need it most..reasons why u see many women angry at diff work places...women teachers flog kids recklessly..no good mood..bankers frown...sugar mummies starved dont accept ur CV...transfer aggression...i cud go on and on..to be continued......
6digitscomrade: broda nor let am burst yet ooo...shey u nor sabi say sex na anti depressant exercise?read abt am naaa..but dem nor tell us say vigorous or no.of rounds as it were...some guys go take diff combos cuz dem wan straff ...later dem go cardiac arrest die ontop labour of them heroes past..cuz many have gone thru dat ever wet windows..lol...becuzz most dont even read the warnings inside and na over d counter them dey buy am or from paddies...some strongly warn against missing it with shayo..(booze)some even warn if u av history of some illnesses ...e get as e be sef since for nja we dey self medicate all of us na DOKITA..why do u even think selling of agbo is a thriving biz?cuz many men dey on demand and even dey order from jand sef...na mentality gone wrong..this things are for sterile people but u see young lad addicted to it..cuz he feels without that inside himsef he cant perform...mental state and physcology na key factor for banging..if u are stressed or bothered or too excited it will reflect in ur result..but some women also are love-addicts and they will not let u sleep or stop...but their nos..are few.
Hahahahahaha. O boy you don kill me. Baba wetin we go do naaah. We gat to pummel like superman naaah to stay ahead of any other dude that would wana anth-up with better tunes than our own jingle. I aint handsome but I sure hell flog better than Brad Pitt when am laced with Sildenafil. Na so e suppose be
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by skimmy39: 7:32am On Feb 03, 2016
lie lie, treat them like shit
cruzita:
tell them ooooo
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by BadBullet(m): 7:59am On Feb 03, 2016
Henycymama:
I don't concur with u
why if i may ask??..am speaking from experience you know.
Re: The Best Way To Keep Your Girl (picture) by 6digitscomrade: 8:23am On Feb 03, 2016
MY GUY there is woman for every man and man for every woman..one babe yawa my guy for throwing away her vibrator once dat kind babe even una combo nor fit combat her sexual crimes...lol..so d case na let d dead bury the dead and let d living celebrate life...lmao!
beeznitfizo:
Hahahahahaha. O boy you don kill me. Baba wetin we go do naaah. We gat to pummel like superman naaah to stay ahead of any other dude that would wana anth-up with better tunes than our own jingle. I aint handsome but I sure hell flog better than Brad Pitt when am laced with Sildenafil. Na so e suppose be
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