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Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) - Romance (4) - Nairaland

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Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Fourwinds: 9:26pm On Feb 10, 2016
some girls are very dirty and dey pretend a lot....we can see d result of d pretence now....fvcckkking cucumber.!!!huh
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by FILEBE(m): 9:27pm On Feb 10, 2016
What nonsense is this on front page? Seems Nairaland doesn't know that minors visit here too. Seun ! This is not front page worthy at all!
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by aliscomonaj: 9:27pm On Feb 10, 2016
Kai smelling pXXXXcy! Daddy had eaten fucccccccccccccccccccccccccccck shocked
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Richokorie(m): 9:35pm On Feb 10, 2016
So Ladies do dis......Hmmmm
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by vickylala239: 9:39pm On Feb 10, 2016
snika:
Source:
https://twitter.com/Fxzo_/status/697206875251720192
So Wat such we do??

is Dat d 1st tym daddy will be eatin punii... or has daddy not been eating more than Dat from ha mum....

So wats d big deal...


Wetin person no knw no dey kill am.!!!

Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by restored2016(m): 9:41pm On Feb 10, 2016
I hope he washed it!
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Akeem79(m):
obiorathesubtle:
:-/ mehn... what the fuuuuck am I reading?



hold up holdup! so even while eating the cucumber.. your dad ain't tasting nothinghuh Fùck!!! X_X


shiiit!! I will never eat cucumber again!

Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Qudman1(m): 9:49pm On Feb 10, 2016
lol....iranu,Abasha
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by libertycity: 9:50pm On Feb 10, 2016
Phizzlephizz:
I'm guessing the dad knows what she did
continue guessing.
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by butanep(m): 9:58pm On Feb 10, 2016
azeecoboy:
which way abeghuh?.so dah i can start detectinq and debunkinq those girl's lies
Do you really want to know?
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by stevoskyj(m): 10:04pm On Feb 10, 2016
Cutehector:
I think she is definitely a witch
You talk my mind.. even ur signature is referring to her
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by 3kay945(m): 10:10pm On Feb 10, 2016
Where is the. Cucumber and the lady nahuh cool
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Nobody: 10:11pm On Feb 10, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
:-/ mehn... what the fuuuuck am I reading?



hold up holdup! so even while eating the cucumber.. your dad ain't tasting nothinghuh Fùck!!! X_X


shiiit!! I will never eat cucumber again!
Most mama put and eatery are guilty too. You know what I mean
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by stevoskyj(m): 10:12pm On Feb 10, 2016
vickylala239:
So Wat such we do??

is Dat d 1st tym daddy will be eatin punii... or has daddy not been eating more than Dat from ha mum....

So wats d big deal...


Wetin person no knw no dey kill am.!!!
You knw dis is sëxual harrasment baa..
BTW why are some girls so dirtyhuh why put the cucumber back in the fridge..
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by azeecoboy(m): 10:17pm On Feb 10, 2016
butanep:
Do you really want to know?
see kwenshion o....
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Philadelphia: 10:19pm On Feb 10, 2016
Some of you yucking and puking here are the ones who get themselves drenched when eating/ licking a woman's pu**y. So, why come here and start forming? undecided

#ihatepretenders
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by mdee245(m): 10:29pm On Feb 10, 2016
wattt
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Abukc(m): 10:37pm On Feb 10, 2016
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blezynetym:
Beautiful nonsense
. So it's Beautiful. I will neva eat carrot,cocumber,and banana again.
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Babyphinas(f): 10:53pm On Feb 10, 2016
Clap for urself olodo
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by obiorathesubtle: 10:53pm On Feb 10, 2016
[quote author=Akeem79 post=42808029][/quote]#throws up >_<
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by highsoar(m): 10:58pm On Feb 10, 2016
Am vomiting already...better imagined than experiencing
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by InvertedHammer: 11:06pm On Feb 10, 2016
/

Who in his right mind will eat a cucumber kept anywhere in the house when a lady lives in the house too?

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Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by butanep(m): 11:09pm On Feb 10, 2016
azeecoboy:
see kwenshion o....
Make a dirty conversation with a girl n see her response... if she likes it, there is high chance she does...


Ask a girl if she masturbate and watch her response. If she harsly rebuke it, there is high assurance she does. Most girls that masturbate are always the first to condemned it in public.


There are many more... ask a girl what she does when alone... you will hear something like... Nothing... just laugh
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Abukc(m): 11:19pm On Feb 10, 2016
Babyphinas:
Clap for urself olodo
. Thank you ma omowe but 2*2=4.
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by teekay213(m): 11:21pm On Feb 10, 2016
HelenBee:
why is this on front pagehuh so disgusting.
hi,i love ur dp.can we relate?
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Nobody: 11:33pm On Feb 10, 2016
Yuckkyy! Wtf! lipsrsealed
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Nobody: 11:46pm On Feb 10, 2016
All these babes wey dey say yuck, pukes, na una get toto, na una still dey vomit. No be the same una dey open ur smelling nyash make your boyfriends lick? E tire me oh.
Maybe its because you girls know all the nasty stuff that goes on down there. Imagine if the girl had candidiasis/thrush or any other yeast/toilet infection. Or she was on her period lipsrsealed
Anyway I'm sure the cucumber would've had slimy whitish particles on it and tasted salty/yeasty. Unless the gunk somehow soaked into the cucumber. How about the smell tho? Abi the papa never chop puna before? Hin think say na fresh fish grin
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Nobody: 11:47pm On Feb 10, 2016
Quick disclaimer: if you're buying Cucumber, buy from a proper grocery store like shoprite or them Hausa dudes cos buying from market women? That sh!t is gross af.
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by cid360: 11:49pm On Feb 10, 2016
why masturbating while there are men who can hammer her well. babe u are stingy
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by 6digitscomrade: 12:02am On Feb 11, 2016
media oooooooooooo..nor be like e suppoz be oooo...abeg we need talk fast..
kellz0:
hahaha. That cucu go just sweet anyhow.
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