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Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by 6digitscomrade: 12:04am On Feb 11, 2016
guy u dey sef medicate nii?cuz u don madt before oooooo...lol
Rollar:
All these babes wey dey say yuck, pukes, na una get toto, na una still dey vomit. No be the same una dey open ur smelling nyash make your boyfriends lick? E tire me oh.
Maybe its because you girls know all the nasty stuff that goes on down there. Imagine if the girl had candidiasis/thrush or any other yeast/toilet infection. Or she was on her period lipsrsealed
Anyway I'm sure the cucumber would've had slimy whitish particles on it and tasted salty/yeasty. Unless the gunk somehow soaked into the cucumber. How about the smell tho? Abi the papa never chop puna before? Hin think say na fresh fish grin
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by kellz0(m): 12:05am On Feb 11, 2016
6digitscomrade:
media oooooooooooo..nor be like e suppoz be oooo...abeg we need talk fast..
bros, i dnt get
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by 6digitscomrade: 12:12am On Feb 11, 2016
i mean see wetin person pikin dey post..instead make she go dey beg her ancestors..hope u grab now?
kellz0:
bros, i dnt get
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Morgan567(m): 12:15am On Feb 11, 2016
Its simple, her dad just ate the girl's ponmo.
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by tushburg(m): 12:46am On Feb 11, 2016
Phizzlephizz:
I'm guessing the dad knows what she did
Nairalanders nogo kill me I swear...hazard!
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by tushburg(m): 12:50am On Feb 11, 2016
Idrismusty97:
Never accept Cucumber from a lady who is single.

When next a lady offer me cucumber....
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJK368NdTVUc5gF1qOvDJInLkFzRIHj3_kUJnR_ZTkToAbPZmzNicdGFls7w[/img]

God am happy to be a nairalander...now I know am not the funniest guy after all

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Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by spafu(m): 1:13am On Feb 11, 2016
Why contaminate all these cucumbers when we have ourJohn Thomases waiting to help out with some jolly good ride?
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by spafu(m): 1:17am On Feb 11, 2016
blezynetym:
Beautiful nonsense
I know it was a nonsense but I just didn't see the beautiful in it. Except if you meant the earlier act of cucumbering was beautiful.

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Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by kentblues(m): 1:19am On Feb 11, 2016
why no be me chop am?
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by petkoffDrake(m): 2:21am On Feb 11, 2016
Nothing wey God go create women no go turn to use it badly.
D eating of fruit God ask them not to eat she eats, now this one u should eat, u use it for something forbidden.
God save us from some women hand oooo cry

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Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Nobody: 7:19am On Feb 11, 2016
Synzu:
And how does it concern Kanye?? undecided
Maybe na Kanye West give am the cucumber
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Immorttal: 8:05am On Feb 11, 2016
shizzy7:
No, You should watch this girl below
hey,wait a minute... WAT!!!
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Immorttal: 8:09am On Feb 11, 2016
missyQween:
Ewwwwww
disgusting right. U need to see my face the entire time reading this.grin
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by angbaradem: 8:40am On Feb 11, 2016
yok so silly of her to let d dad ve a taste of her pusy
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by azeecoboy(m): 8:42am On Feb 11, 2016
butanep:



Make a dirty conversation with a girl n see her response... if she likes it, there is high chance she does...


Ask a girl if she masturbate and watch her response. If she harsly rebuke it, there is high assurance she does. Most girls that masturbate are always the first to condemned it in public.


There are many more... ask a girl what she does when alone... you will hear something like... Nothing... just laugh
this will help grin

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Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Johntimo1(m): 10:28am On Feb 11, 2016
How sweet it test,this girl try for her dad oo grin
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by jtwest(m): 10:58am On Feb 11, 2016
Woooo way to graphic to imagine. angry
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by lurladay(f): 11:08am On Feb 11, 2016
I THINK SHE IS JOKIN THO
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Nobody: 11:20am On Feb 11, 2016
6digitscomrade:
guy u dey sef medicate nii?cuz u don madt before oooooo...lol
Bross na so I see am oh. Na now I just dey remember how many times my neighbor daughter bin trowe cucumber wey spoil overnight. For my mind I bin dey wonder why she go buy cucumber wey don dey spoil. Na now I just dey realize wetin bin dey overripe am overnight grin
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by vickylala239: 12:00pm On Feb 11, 2016
stevoskyj:


You knw dis is sëxual harrasment baa..
BTW why are some girls so dirty why put the cucumber back in the fridge..

Dirty u said..

Y r some men so Dirty to put their mouth into a woman's private part..even when they knw we menstruate from the same point..
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by missyQween(f): 12:18pm On Feb 11, 2016
Immorttal:
disgusting right. U need to see my face the entire time reading this.grin


I guess ur face will be like...WTF wink
Immorttal:
disgusting right. U need to see my face the entire time reading this.grin


I guess ur face will be like...WTF
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by olayinkaj2(m): 12:47pm On Feb 11, 2016
Lesson, no cucumber collection from a lady. Chikena!
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by BrainnewsNg(f): 1:21pm On Feb 11, 2016
Idrismusty97:
Never accept Cucumber from a lady who is single.

When next a lady offer me cucumber....
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJK368NdTVUc5gF1qOvDJInLkFzRIHj3_kUJnR_ZTkToAbPZmzNicdGFls7w[/img]
hahahahahahaha
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by BrainnewsNg(f): 1:23pm On Feb 11, 2016
vickylala239:


Dirty u said..

Y r some men so Dirty to put their mouth into a woman's private part..even when they knw we menstruate from the same point..


oh no! End time
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Nobody: 1:38pm On Feb 11, 2016
holy ghost!..p.man licked his daughter p*ssy juice buh indirectly..d girl is crazy for nt throwin d cucumber away aftr using it..dats sh*t
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Immorttal: 2:46pm On Feb 11, 2016
missyQween:



I guess ur face will be like...WTF wink


I guess ur face will be like...WTF
have you ever been misfortuned that the only viable option is a public toilet. That face inside the public toilet was the perfect description!!grin grin grin
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by Nobody: 6:08pm On Feb 11, 2016
Every once in a while, you come across something that makes you want to beat the ever-living crap outta the person on the other side of the screen.

"...in the FRIDGE by accident".

Someone oughta deck her a solid one-two KO by accident.

Heck, at this point, I'd be in support of a jungle justice scene (accidental, of course).

I can feel my ears turning red, so I'll stop myself here.

Disgusting POS mental case...
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by missyQween(f): 8:22pm On Feb 11, 2016
Immorttal:
have you ever been misfortuned that the only viable option is a public toilet. That face inside the public toilet was the perfect description!!grin grin grin


smiley
Immorttal:
have you ever been misfortuned that the only viable option is a public toilet. That face inside the public toilet was the perfect description!!grin grin grin
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by stevoskyj(m): 10:23pm On Feb 11, 2016
vickylala239:


Dirty u said..

Y r some men so Dirty to put their mouth into a woman's private part..even when they knw we menstruate from the same point..


Dats not my point.. my point is putting the cucumber back in the fridge?? Is dîldo and other séx toys meant to be in the fridge??
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by vickylala239: 2:24pm On Feb 12, 2016
stevoskyj:


Dats not my point.. my point is putting the cucumber back in the fridge?? Is dîldo and other séx toys meant to be in the fridge??

Is cucumber meant to b in fridge?

is a man suppose to use his mouth on a woman's p part....Wich one is Dirty den?.
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by stevoskyj(m): 6:13pm On Feb 12, 2016
vickylala239:


Is cucumber meant to b in fridge?

is a man suppose to use his mouth on a woman's p part....Wich one is Dirty den?.

So where am i suppose to keep cucumber??
BTW after seeing ur profile pix i now rest my case.
Re: Lady Masturbates With Cucumber, Puts It In Fridge, Dad Eats It (Screenshot) by vickylala239: 6:22pm On Feb 12, 2016
stevoskyj:


So where am i suppose to keep cucumber??
BTW after seeing ur profile pix i now rest my case.

Is Nt abt pixs.. .

This has nothing to do with pics...

Bt out opinion..

I knw s wrong to masturbate... Bt Wat is d need of complaining, wen u Hv bin eating the same thing without cucumber..

Infact combining cucumber with it is better than without...

Tnk u

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