i stormed on one guy's post asking to be saved from his guilt.. people never took him seriously.. someone went as far as suggesting he cut off his hand (just like wright's mom did on instagram).. NL can make you want to co.mit suicide without killing yourself.... lolssss


to everyone, this might be funny and hilarious but it is a thorn in a masturbator's flesh..

i want to share this solutions because i used to be one prominent member of the "masturbators association of nigeria- MAN" myself ( i was about to be voted as the vice president before i resigned)..

trust me, experience is the best teacher.. some would ask you to pray about it, some would even ask you to give your life to jesus .. bitter truth is, i once saw a painting of the mother of jesus- Mary, i found it sexy and i got a hard-on from it.. i had to masturbate at the next chance i got..

so.. this is about personal issues.. it is a disgrace because you don't wanna be caught by someone else (your prick go calm down instantly)..

enough of the stories.. these are what i did to stop it.. it wasn't easy but i am a living proof..




1. avoid been alone when you feel Hot: boys naturally have high libidos.. except one is impotent.. unless, it is bedtime, you dont wanna be caught left alone.. there is this spirit that pushes you to do it and you would have cvmmed long before u get back to your senses..

the best solution to this is looking for a public place with lots of crowd to interact with..

even the devil cannot give you enough liver needed to masturbate in public places.. go to a football viewing centre, a gaming centre, a bar etc..

2. desist from porn: the last time i masturbated, (30-12-2015).. i was feeling lonely, idle and 'single'.. imagine a 23 year old without a gf!!
so.. i switched to my favourite porn site to watch the only thing that can satisfy my urge and get me so high to think masturbation is the only thing that could get me out of my fantasy..
i masturbated as usual but it was not business as usual..
then i thought to myself 'o boy, is this how you would keep living till the end of your days?? is this how you will continue into 2016?? at 23, you don't want to get a life??

mind if i tell you my readers, that my masturbation act got so bad that i could masturbate in an uncompleted building.. i'd just bend down like i want to defecate but emmmm...

so.. it was the last day i watched porn..

3. drink lots of water and pee everytime: for guys, peeing has a way of suppressing erections..
i need not talk much about this but it is the best and the most proven strategy to help stop it only if you want to..
when you feel that the devil is about to make a workshop out of your hand.. stand up almost immediately and go pee.. force out the pee if it won't come.. it is a sure bet that your joyatick is going to take a chill pill (500mg)..

4. get a girlfriend or pay for a one-night stand/quickie (olosho): this is a long-term solution.. i know myself.. even if i tried to stop masturbating, and i do not find a long term solution to my problem by looking for a "LASWMA" to leave my 'trash' for, my case might end up been like that girl in the bible whose demon was cast out and the demon went to invite seven others..

masturbation has a way of torturing sex freaks.. fortunately for me, i went to a party the first week of 2016 and that was where i met this fine girl.. she is from ondo and they are only second to calabar girls on "baddest nigerian babes list." if such thing exists..




on a final note.. i have only written this to inspire those who are battling with masturbation issues..

i dont know if ladies can utilise my 'tested and trusted' methods but i can use ayilala to swear that this will work for you 100%..

if you are bold enough.. without feeling stigmatised, share how u conquered it.
you would be helping a thousand others who are dying in silence.. and if you want to start stigmatising, think again because your relative is doing that shiiii right now..

and to etc.. this is plagiarism free and not "oyinbo man" recommended.. their ways are different from ours..

hope this helps!!

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I did it last night and came very hard..

Well getting a girlfriend is not the way because it's still leading you to premarital sex.... I feel trying get to stop an habit like this is exactly why makes it grow.... So to add to your list. Just replace the habit

xvideos and naijauncut, if only Government can block these two sites eh.. i remember when i vowed never to visit xvideos again, 1 hr later, i saw myself typing it into my browser....

tripplephi:
Well getting a girlfriend is not the way because it's still leading you to premarital sex.... I feel trying get to stop an habit like this is exactly why makes it grow.... So to add to your list. Just replace the habit

premarital sexx is better. mastabation steals ur happiness

There is always a way where there seems to be no way.

Mehhhh

You can't stop masturbation.. You can only distract yourself for a little while. Trust me you will still go back to it.
Its like double nicotine addiction.

Unless you don't wanna live in our world where everything reminds you of sex. Even on naira land, there is sex. Those will only work if you decide to go and stay in the bush, away from city life and technology like the amish and at the same time not be bored. Cos boredom can also remind you of sex.

Masturbation will only end when you finally get married and both of you do it whenever you want it.

Only thing you can do is limit it. Like say once a day when you are about to sleep or may be thrice a week. That's possible to achieve with the methods you listed .

Lol

My guy,
Girlfriend too cost to maintain,
Olosho na fvck and pay,
But vaseline na only 50naira dem dey sell am,
Tell me which one a broke guy like me will go for?

thanks bro..

it happens to me on Saturday and yesterday evening and i feel ashamed...

thanks for the tips.

If u can't control it go and marry

Chronic

Hmm

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Nche95:
xvideos and naijauncut, if only Government can block these two sites eh.. i remember when i vowed never to visit xvideos again, 1 hr later, i saw myself typing it into my browser....

Lmao

Wonders they say shall never end.. Konji na bastard

Rubbish...

If you keep masturbating, one day you will discharge your brain cells.

Watching porn and masturbating are two different things. Go ahead and masturbate but use your imagination; don't watch porn because it does have some real negative effects.

Regular masturbation before the age of 30 reduces your chance of prostate cancer later in life by up to 30%. Masturbation is also essential for developing sexual control prior to marriage. You don't want to come 5 seconds into your first night with your wife.

noted

Hmm

Nche95:
xvideos and naijauncut, if only Government can block these two sites eh.. i remember when i vowed never to visit xvideos again, 1 hr later, i saw myself typing it into my browser....

Naijauncut especially! That one should be banned permanently!

Hmm

30-12-2016

Eyah

30/12/2016. I guess u trying to say 31st dec last yr. Its nt up to 2months n u preaching already on hw to stop jerking off.

OP, thumbs up. I think the best method should be not staying alone. Again, avoiding porn videos. But above all efforts, praying ceaselessly to God for the grace and strength to conquer is VERY IMPORTANT.