Mine seems to be chronic , i always do 3-4 times a day.

EggovinMma:
I AM STILL ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF MASTURBATOR ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA AND I AINT PLANNING TO QUIT! !
It's better to masturbate than fuccck around like a rabid dog.
If my hubby in future do shakara with him prick, I will stretch my legs around him a d masturbate to high heavens! !! I WILL LEAVE HIM IN SHOCK! IF HIM NO FIT FUCCCK ME, I FUCCCK MY SELF BY MY SELF, bath go sleep! !!!!


One good thing about masturbating is you can fucck just ANY BODY! !! I may decide to do Idris Alba today, and tomorrow I may reluctantly choose TOM CRUISE
But seriously, why porn dey disgusting immediately after masturbating?Devil get power sha!!

Omo. Babe. Take 5.

This is pure madness. Continue until u pull off ur dick yourself.

fbtowner:



Omo. Babe. Take 5.

U see dat part where u said u can fork anybody. That was where u got me.


I even masturbated with my mum. Meeeehn. May God forgive me if its a sin. But I don't use that again.


The craziest part is. I have a diary were I save every close to nude scene I come across during the day to masturbate @ night.




My dear by implication. I have forked so many girls. I'm now ashamed. Na my hall mate wey b female back then suffer pass. Na every hour I dey fork dem for my head



Forgive me oh lord. Sometimes I wish there is a medicine that can reduce sexual urge

mehn.
dude, you are a beast.... Atrocities is too much

Omg!!! Just MASTURBATED now

FTBOY:
there's only one solution i know and it is...
get a girlfriend who can give you a mind-blowing sex. a girlfriend who can suck your dick and go down with you any style you want....you'd find your hands doing more useful things than masturbating

The thing is, if u have been around the block u realize that plain sex gets old. Sometimes having ur girl masturbate for you becomes more exciting. Or both of u masturbating together. There's nothing wrong with masturbation.

Hmmm,nice 1 OP. I'm guilty too,but the truth is that can masturbation really,i mean,really be stoped? (Maybe)! I can't remember when last i went down the my penile tunnel but it happens ones in a long while this days(compared to former days)
Your tips are true but it doesn't just stop like that.Sumtimes it happens even after 2+ months but 4 a chronic fan i tink dats a very commendable interval.
As 4me,masturbation declined significantly wen i broke up wyt my gf of over 4 years! I'm a semi-virgin(Lol).
I was so fond of her dat her voice sounded the alarm of my kama sultra territory,but now she's gone & i'm delibrately avoiding any emotinal/romantic connection wyt any1 because dat's wat turns me on.
But I tink dat the truth about masturbation(weda guys & ladies) is that it cant be stoped,u can only control it as long as u can but not 4eva!
....& 1 more tin,God seem not to release gems of miracle on this habit,sumtimes a voice go tell me say ''Na Me(i.e God) tell u make u strt am? Beta stop am as u strt am!!

Why does masturbating has a negative connotation? Doesn't every animal in nature masturbate? Too much self-shaming going on here. Be happy people You only get "one bite at the apple" in this lifetime. Enjoy it!

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I got dis-penised @24 n for 2yrs now I've bin single...though I masturbate sometimes, say 1c, Sometimes 2/3 in a month. I stay away from pobograpgy totally. u only haven't done it for a month n 16days simply because u r having one olosho for a gf... I've gone close to 1yr, 6month without sex nor masturbation. so don't be too sure u wont do it even wen u r married. ur technics r good but not good enuf because non of it will eva help wen dat urge comes.

d only best way out is God because every wrong doings has an evil operating behind it. seek God if u r addicted to anything he's the only. lasting solution u've got that never fails.

UrbanMystique:
Mehhhh

You can't stop masturbation.. You can only distract yourself for a little while. Trust me you will still go back to it.
Its like double nicotine addiction.

Unless you don't wanna live in our world where everything reminds you of sex. Even on naira land, there is sex. Those will only work if you decide to go and stay in the bush, away from city life and technology like the amish and at the same time not be bored. Cos boredom can also remind you of sex.

Masturbation will only end when you finally get married and both of you do it whenever you want it.

Only thing you can do is limit it. Like say once a day when you are about to sleep or may be thrice a week. That's possible to achieve with the methods you listed .

I totally disagree with you.......this is 3years going and I haves self serviced,sept 2013.So please don't say it's not possible. I'm a living testimony.

adren:
i stormed on one guy's post asking to be saved from his guilt.. people never took him seriously.. someone went as far as suggesting he cut off his hand (just like wright's mom did on instagram).. NL can make you want to co.mit suicide without killing yourself.... lolssss


to everyone, this might be funny and hilarious but it is a thorn in a masturbator's flesh..

i want to share this solutions because i used to be one prominent member of the "masturbators association of nigeria- MAN" myself ( i was about to be voted as the vice president before i resigned)..

trust me, experience is the best teacher.. some would ask you to pray about it, some would even ask you to give your life to jesus .. bitter truth is, i once saw a painting of the mother of jesus- Mary, i found it sexy and i got a hard-on from it.. i had to masturbate at the next chance i got..

so.. this is about personal issues.. it is a disgrace because you don't wanna be caught by someone else (your prick go calm down instantly)..

enough of the stories.. these are what i did to stop it.. it wasn't easy but i am a living proof..




1. avoid been alone when you feel Hot: boys naturally have high libidos.. except one is impotent.. unless, it is bedtime, you dont wanna be caught left alone.. there is this spirit that pushes you to do it and you would have cvmmed long before u get back to your senses..

the best solution to this is looking for a public place with lots of crowd to interact with..

even the devil cannot give you enough liver needed to masturbate in public places.. go to a football viewing centre, a gaming centre, a bar etc..

2. desist from porn: the last time i masturbated, (30-12-2015).. i was feeling lonely, idle and 'single'.. imagine a 23 year old without a gf!!
so.. i switched to my favourite porn site to watch the only thing that can satisfy my urge and get me so high to think masturbation is the only thing that could get me out of my fantasy..
i masturbated as usual but it was not business as usual..
then i thought to myself 'o boy, is this how you would keep living till the end of your days?? is this how you will continue into 2016?? at 23, you don't want to get a life??

mind if i tell you my readers, that my masturbation act got so bad that i could masturbate in an uncompleted building.. i'd just bend down like i want to defecate but emmmm...

so.. it was the last day i watched porn..

3. drink lots of water and pee everytime: for guys, peeing has a way of suppressing erections..
i need not talk much about this but it is the best and the most proven strategy to help stop it only if you want to..
when you feel that the devil is about to make a workshop out of your hand.. stand up almost immediately and go pee.. force out the pee if it won't come.. it is a sure bet that your joyatick is going to take a chill pill (500mg)..

4. get a girlfriend or pay for a one-night stand/quickie (olosho): this is a long-term solution.. i know myself.. even if i tried to stop masturbating, and i do not find a long term solution to my problem by looking for a "LASWMA" to leave my 'trash' for, my case might end up been like that girl in the bible whose demon was cast out and the demon went to invite seven others..

masturbation has a way of torturing sex freaks.. fortunately for me, i went to a party the first week of 2016 and that was where i met this fine girl.. she is from ondo and they are only second to calabar girls on "baddest nigerian babes list." if such thing exists..




on a final note.. i have only written this to inspire those who are battling with masturbation issues..

i dont know if ladies can utilise my 'tested and trusted' methods but i can use ayilala to swear that this will work for you 100%..

if you are bold enough.. without feeling stigmatised, share how u conquered it.
you would be helping a thousand others who are dying in silence.. and if you want to start stigmatising, think again because your relative is doing that shiiii right now..

and to etc.. this is plagiarism free and not "oyinbo man" recommended.. their ways are different from ours..

hope this helps!!

Apart from if the thread helps, THANKS FOR BEING THE FIRST PERSON ON NAIRALAND TO BE REAL ON THIS SELF-SERVICE ISSUE-just like a pro-doctor would advice. Many of the threads on the issue WRONGLY use their scriptures and rather than be of help, only increase guilty consciousness. And they are just hypocrites.
I hope the dudes that come to the store begging for counsel and drugs to kill their libidos are reading this. You are not the only one.

Kudos

Nche95:
xvideos and naijauncut, if only Government can block these two sites eh.. i remember when i vowed never to visit xvideos again, 1 hr later, i saw myself typing it into my browser....

naijaXrated blog nko? chai! I had to stop going there

ziego:
If u can't control it go and marry

And what if he hasn't found the right girl yet or he doesn't have the money yet? Or he should just go and marry anyone that he runs into irrespective of compatibility or whether he loves the person?

hungryboy:
My guy,
Girlfriend too cost to maintain,
Olosho na fvck and pay,
But vaseline na only 50naira dem dey sell am,
Tell me which one a broke guy like me will go for?

Guy you too make sense

May God help d youths of nowadays, its not easy for us at all

This can't even be a temporary way of stoping it I promise u.
How can u use common sense or flesh to battle principality n powers in other word the devil?
It certainly won't work .
The only sure way is genuine given of ones life to Christ. Behold all things are turn new. Trust Him & u shall forever remain free & permanently too

UrbanMystique:
Mehhhh

You can't stop masturbation.. You can only distract yourself for a little while. Trust me you will still go back to it.
Its like double nicotine addiction.

Unless you don't wanna live in our world where everything reminds you of sex. Even on naira land, there is sex. Those will only work if you decide to go and stay in the bush, away from city life and technology like the amish and at the same time not be bored. Cos boredom can also remind you of sex.

Masturbation will only end when you finally get married and both of you do it whenever you want it.

Only thing you can do is limit it. Like say once a day when you are about to sleep or may be thrice a week. That's possible to achieve with the methods you listed .

hate yourself anytime you fine yourself in the act, then think of the implication behind the act whenever you have the urge. It will help you stop it. The best is to call JESUS NAME whenever you are tempted to that

Porn is good but its like adding salt to injury when u don't have a girl friend or wife.

are you a chronic masturbator? Do you really wanna stop marsturbating? Click on the link on my signature and you will be transformed.

Olalekanbanky1:


you still dey tell am another ni? lmao

i swear devil na badt boy

Na so

ziego:
If u can't control it go and marry

I tell you,marriage is not a solution to this thing. People masturbate beside their tired wives. It's a thing of the mind. Only the Holy spirit can deliver one from this.

adren:
i stormed on one guy's post asking to be saved from his guilt.. people never took him seriously.. someone went as far as suggesting he cut off his hand (just like wright's mom did on instagram).. NL can make you want to co.mit suicide without killing yourself.... lolssss


to everyone, this might be funny and hilarious but it is a thorn in a masturbator's flesh..

i want to share this solutions because i used to be one prominent member of the "masturbators association of nigeria- MAN" myself ( i was about to be voted as the vice president before i resigned)..

trust me, experience is the best teacher.. some would ask you to pray about it, some would even ask you to give your life to jesus .. bitter truth is, i once saw a painting of the mother of jesus- Mary, i found it sexy and i got a hard-on from it.. i had to masturbate at the next chance i got..

so.. this is about personal issues.. it is a disgrace because you don't wanna be caught by someone else (your prick go calm down instantly)..

enough of the stories.. these are what i did to stop it.. it wasn't easy but i am a living proof..




1. avoid been alone when you feel Hot: boys naturally have high libidos.. except one is impotent.. unless, it is bedtime, you dont wanna be caught left alone.. there is this spirit that pushes you to do it and you would have cvmmed long before u get back to your senses..

the best solution to this is looking for a public place with lots of crowd to interact with..

even the devil cannot give you enough liver needed to masturbate in public places.. go to a football viewing centre, a gaming centre, a bar etc..

2. desist from porn: the last time i masturbated, (30-12-2015).. i was feeling lonely, idle and 'single'.. imagine a 23 year old without a gf!!
so.. i switched to my favourite porn site to watch the only thing that can satisfy my urge and get me so high to think masturbation is the only thing that could get me out of my fantasy..
i masturbated as usual but it was not business as usual..
then i thought to myself 'o boy, is this how you would keep living till the end of your days?? is this how you will continue into 2016?? at 23, you don't want to get a life??

mind if i tell you my readers, that my masturbation act got so bad that i could masturbate in an uncompleted building.. i'd just bend down like i want to defecate but emmmm...

so.. it was the last day i watched porn..

3. drink lots of water and pee everytime: for guys, peeing has a way of suppressing erections..
i need not talk much about this but it is the best and the most proven strategy to help stop it only if you want to..
when you feel that the devil is about to make a workshop out of your hand.. stand up almost immediately and go pee.. force out the pee if it won't come.. it is a sure bet that your joyatick is going to take a chill pill (500mg)..

4. get a girlfriend or pay for a one-night stand/quickie (olosho): this is a long-term solution.. i know myself.. even if i tried to stop masturbating, and i do not find a long term solution to my problem by looking for a "LASWMA" to leave my 'trash' for, my case might end up been like that girl in the bible whose demon was cast out and the demon went to invite seven others..

masturbation has a way of torturing sex freaks.. fortunately for me, i went to a party the first week of 2016 and that was where i met this fine girl.. she is from ondo and they are only second to calabar girls on "baddest nigerian babes list." if such thing exists..




on a final note.. i have only written this to inspire those who are battling with masturbation issues..

i dont know if ladies can utilise my 'tested and trusted' methods but i can use ayilala to swear that this will work for you 100%..

if you are bold enough.. without feeling stigmatised, share how u conquered it.
you would be helping a thousand others who are dying in silence.. and if you want to start stigmatising, think again because your relative is doing that shiiii right now..

and to etc.. this is plagiarism free and not "oyinbo man" recommended.. their ways are different from ours..

hope this helps!!

You're a victim of your society. This is why Nigeria has so many problems. You've alrady concluded that masturbation is a bad thing as your society tells you and you're so proud you have a solution. Lol. Go and observe other animals and you'll see otherwise. Use the internet to read what other people not Nigerian or African think and you'll do yourself a world of good. You're a kid and people your father's age are still masturbating and have been before you were born, wife/ girlfriend or not? Go and sit down somewhere jare and get a life

EggovinMma:
I AM STILL ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF MASTURBATOR ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA AND I AINT PLANNING TO QUIT! !
It's better to masturbate than fuccck around like a rabid dog.
If my hubby in future do shakara with him prick, I will stretch my legs around him a d masturbate to high heavens! !! I WILL LEAVE HIM IN SHOCK! IF HIM NO FIT FUCCCK ME, I FUCCCK MY SELF BY MY SELF, bath go sleep! !!!!


One good thing about masturbating is you can fucck just ANY BODY! !! I may decide to do Idris Alba today, and tomorrow I may reluctantly choose TOM CRUISE
But seriously, why porn dey disgusting immediately after masturbating?Devil get power sha!!

I tink say na only me know oh.

martineinstein:
mehn. dude, you are a beast.... Atrocities is too much

Dude that was very long ago. I'm not in that state again

stop reading nairalands eroctic novels, stop watching porn. inflict a tiny wound on ur prick, when u are stroking it eh, d wound go stop u. i remember when i was struggling with this thing 2014, i go do am, get wound,my stuff wud av peeled nd b bleeding, still i kept doing it. lol. i just stumbled on it ni, no one taught me, thank God i dropped d habit early 2015. Niggas free. buh this thing dey chop person joy baje.

marshborn:
Naijauncut especially! That one should be banned permanently!

I heard Kano state are working towards that.. They wanna ban it from their state.. But truly masturbation is very bad.. Especially for the virgin brothers in the house.. The temptation is just everywhere.. May God help!

PasNina:
OP, thumbs up. I think the best method should be not staying alone. Again, avoiding porn videos. But above all efforts, praying ceaselessly to God for the grace and strength to conquer is VERY IMPORTANT.

U go even keep Bible for ground and not look that direction until u finish.

hungryboy:
My guy,
Girlfriend too cost to maintain,
Olosho na fvck and pay,
But vaseline na only 50naira dem dey sell am,
Tell me which one a broke guy like me will go for?

As Flour Mill brothel no dey in existence any longer, how u dey manage ur konji life cos at times, u go just dey feel remorseful after masturbation. Pusssy na pusssy and the feelings are not same.

fbtowner:



Dude that was very long ago. I'm not in that state again

but it was wrong, man.... What were u thinking.?

God help us all.
Does masturbation stop when married? Marriage does not stop masturbation. When you understand that you have a propensity to fall for it, then, you'll be more careful.
Solution; try not to be borred. Stay away from bed pictures (porn). Read good books (get your mind active: the bible said, your word have u headen in my heart that i may not run against you).
NOTE; don't be too hard on yourself when you call, get up, tell yourself you can and do everything posible including praying and sharing with someone.
Regards

freezze:



I agree with a couple of your points. But I'll advise whoever is battling with it to start by taking a hard decision on yourself to say NO I won't do this again. I was into it for over 9 years and by the grace of God it's a thing of the past now. Secondly you need to STOP PORN..... It's very important. Look away from or avoid anything that arouses you aside from your normal morning hardness. Do t let anything that'll make you hard come in co tact with your eyes. Then thirdly pray to God to give your the grace to stop it and love a holy life. If you are in the marriageable age bracket and you have the wherewithal please do. God bless and thanks.

Your post to many of us is a very ridiculous one. You say ensure your eyes aren't come in contact with sexually related materials. How possibly would you prevent yourself doing that? Except you pluck off your eyes, i bet there's any other possible ways. I mean, sex materials are everywhere. You walk in the street, you see beautiful girls....you think sex. In school, wonderful girls with wonderful shapes...you think sex. In your church, sexy girls are everywhere....you think sex. On the internet, people discuss about sex....you think sex. Google and other browsers keep popping up sex-related features and you cant help yourself but to click open one and there you go watching porn and nudes pics and then your erection resumes and you remember vaseline or whatever substance you normally use was closeby. Bro, there is no remedy to masturbation. You can only reduced it but if you have a very close gf/wife who is always ready to go down with you, it can be stopped.

Nice one mr writer...Masturbation weaken d penis muscles,nd it responds qiuckly to d hand than any lady beside u..