masonkz:



hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yea am gay but act homophobic online to cover my acts.
Buh i've learnt to accept myself.
Thx for updating

what in God's name is wrong with people in this section?

how can educated people write like this?

horrible. no space, no punctuation marks, paragraph, etc etc. everything is jumbled up together.

for Christ sake, nairaland is a forum not when you text your boy friend, happy new month!!!

Durentt:
yea am gay but act homophobic online to cover my acts.
Buh i've learnt to accept myself.
Thx for updating

I was wondering why the sudden change. Hmm

It's all good

masonkz:


I was wondering why the sudden change. Hmm
It's all good

yea, self-denial hurts

I left because of genotype.

AyamConfidence:
hehehehe i just couldnt believe a boss and Honorable Minister for Women Affairs could be played too

ameboismyhobby:
Av bin a guest for over 6 months nw. Wow, so gud to comment. Glad to av joined fully.

welcome fully 2 d club,aw are you?

Been spending for her but can't allow me to smell her panties and I hate loosing

GoldenDr:

I disagree..... Yes, he is the man, he should do the calling, when he does not, what do you do? Nag? Complain? No! You call him and tell him how his actions is affecting you...its called communication. We have upward and downward communication..... It a two way thing not a one way thing.....
But sha o!!!! Few have this traits(no calling) there is a thread for them on NL.

don't make the mistake of nagging about it when he never calls, he will even use ur nagging to end the relationship b4 u as a woman in love think of it, there is a way dat some guys brains are wired dat i jst can't get.

ssoftappless:
hmmm ure a wife material

dis kind of wife will be at the Bible study on Monday
Prayer meeting on Tuesday
Home cell on Wednesday
Evangelism on Thursday
Revival program on Friday
Women retreat/choir practice /church cleaning on Saturday
1st,2nd, 3rd n 4th services on Sunday.
U go come house after work to cook cos she is busy in the church, even wen u want to fvck she be "in d spirit" or will say she is fasting.

She broke up wit mi then because all she always wanted was me to give her moni because she knew get I love her too much and then I do not have much moni to spend on her so we broke up and it pain me a lot because I love her too much but I use that to motive myself and now I have money dat I never dreamt I will have in my life move from Apapa to lekki God has been soon good to mi now I am driving my own Toyota venza thanks to her I work all night and make money for myself and now she want mi back but I can never go back to her

Cindy222:
Yes, good morning.

. Good morning.. So.. Shoot. "I'm all ears" If you wanna talk here.

Brown253:
Well my ex left me..

The painment is not even that she left, but because i had so many chances to bang her, and i didnt..

First was wen we spent the early hours of new year 2013 in one small korro like that, fing**ing and sucking ourselves only..
..no banging.

Second it was near one psp truck that....lol like that, i used her oranges for dinner that night, she sucked me..
...no banging..

Lastly it was in her bestfriend's house - a guy, while the guy was outside, i was inside with her struggling to get my thing into her virgin cunt. My thing cudnt get in cuz her thing was so tight that i spent one hour trying to solve the equation.
Finally i gave up out frustration.
The edge of my thing was already hurting me, i told her that next time, with lubrication and condom it will be smooth and quick, only to find out that there will be no next time.

She left me, i cried and begged her, not because i wanted her back but because i wanted to be the first to make her moan.

She was my first gf, and i still think about the opportunity i missed with her, tho i've moved on to a more matured lady.

In essence, you were only after her kpetus!! weldone. Its your type most mothers warn their girl children to stay away from

We separated by mutual consent! My family and her family won't give a nod to the marriage. Besides, I never wanted a mere girl friend but a wife to be and she understood me well. No option than to separate, though still hunting me cos I'm still searching at the age of 30! Jehovah help me.

Humblegoodman:
I got tired because she is an "ANNOINTED" liar. and when she sees that you have caught her, she will start shouting and go on the defensive.

She will be in Sokoto, but she will tell you that she is in Portharcourt. An unrepentant and an annointed liar. she has a PHd in lieing. If she continues that way , she will find it difficult to get a husband.

lol, just like one of my friend. finally her supposed fiance disengaged her. collected his ring back kikikiki

itunity007:
and hw can i eva 4get her we date 4 gud 8yrs but she alway tell me dat sex is not food i told her to move to my house but said no witout marriage and as time goes on i give up

why would she move to your house when she is not legally married to you.
Thank God she was wise

Bollove:
You are a foolish dude , ignorant and dirty.

If you ain't careful with this mentality, you will ruin your life with it...... I hope she is like me and sense Ur plan, she will shatter and scattered you like never before even your dead dad will pity you.

MySon, if you don't need that girl, leave her now and stay with your life ..... If you hurt her later, she may kill you for it then you will be the ultimate loser.

Don try toy with woman's venom.

And what is this one saying now?.

Joavid:
what in God's name is wrong with people in this section?

how can educated people write like this?

horrible. no space, no punctuation marks, paragraph, etc etc. everything is jumbled up together.

for Christ sake, nairaland is a forum not when you text your boy friend, happy new month!!!

This used to bother me quite a bit, but I realized something - don't assume everyone here is educated.

I will be the first to scream bloody murder in some sections like NYSC that require everyone involved to be graduates, but nairaland is an open forum so anyone with an Internet connection is more than welcome to participate. This includes the uneducated (wanted to write "illiterates" but that seems insulting and condescending).

Makes my head hurt at times but I'm over it.

Left my ex cos of religion and genotype issues.

ssoftappless:
hmmm ure a wife material

Thought so too but paused after I saw the moniker.

ikbnice:
Pleasure turned punishment! in your new relationship, you will be like, 'you better let me see the monster which lives between your thigh before I commit myself to this relationship'.

yes oooo make dem no turn me to open roof

Una ask this question

If I delay to sex na quarrel, I no buy am gift na quarrel. She met my randy boss and fvcked him. He didn't do what he promised her and she tried to get back at him by getting various info from me. I dodge!

We broke up but still get coochie when I want no strings.

* in swiss beats voice* unto the next one

Brown253:
Well my ex left me..

The "painment" (yeeeeeeee) is not even that she left, but because i had so many chances to bang her, and i didnt..

First was wen we spent the early hours of new year 2013 in one small korro like that, "fing**ing and sucking ourselves" only.. So you telling me she did finger yur a**hole.
..no banging.

Second it was near one psp truck that....lol like that, i used her oranges for dinner that night, she sucked me..
...no banging..

Lastly it was in her bestfriend's house - a guy, while the guy was outside, i was inside with her struggling to get my thing into her virgin cunt. My thing cudnt get in cuz her thing was so tight that i spent one hour trying to solve the equation.
Finally i gave up out frustration.
The edge of my thing was already hurting me, i told her that next time, with lubrication and condom it will be smooth and quick, only to find out that there will be no next time.

She left me, i cried and begged her, not because i wanted her back but because i wanted to be the first to make her moan.

She was my first gf, and i still think about the opportunity i missed with her, tho i've moved on to a more matured lady.

fixed "I'm sorry tho

meelorlah:
Here to read comments...so nobody got dumped abi, continuu

my first relationship i was dumped by the guy and it was like committing suicide bt as one starts getting wiser once he starts mis behaving you do the dumping to save you the stress of morning him 4 too long or even going back 2 beg, u jst shatter his heart and move on cos some of dem deserve it.

Emypresh:
I left her cos:
1) She nags and talks too much.
2) She once told me she will never settle down with a non-catholic
3) She would allow me finger her, suck her breast...she will do same to me....but wouldn't allow me straph her.
4) She's too proud and full of herself.
So after my birthday last yr....i told her it wz over.

We must have dated d same girl

fiziebaibie:
yes oooo make dem no turn me to open roof

LWKM.

armylord:
ur confused, u saw a perfect guy Nd u left him..

My ex liked social media more dan her life always online on facebook chat,watsapp,twitter,bbm etc. She is wat I call STRESS.

Joavid:
what in God's name is wrong with people in this section?

how can educated people write like this?

horrible. no space, no punctuation marks, paragraph, etc etc. everything is jumbled up together.

for Christ sake, nairaland is a forum not when you text your boy friend, happy new month!!!

Well, not everyone is good with grammar Ma'am. Secondly, we have no jurisprudence to that.

Why don't you quote someone and correct his mistakes, and the rest of us who are still seeking to improve our written grammar can learn on sighting such corrections...

I actually fancy eloquence in communication. Be it written or oral.

Left my Ex for asking me how much I earn as Salary on the first day we met. I gave her a cooked up figure and the feelings I had for her died that night but I continued with her and gave the relationship a 6-month life span.

Within that 6 months, she had told me again indirectly that she prefers two bedroom flat to one bedroom flat coz I stay in One bedroom flat. She equally once refused me coming to see her in a squalor she was putting up with during her IT. I insisted coming to see her there, but she refused saying we won't be comfortable there that we should look for a more comfortable place, I asked my friend for his space, and he invited us over to his very comfortable three bedroom flat. On informing her of where we are going to hibernate, she asked me how comfortable is the place? Choosing comfort over us. I kept playing along and after the 6 months was due with the numerous sweet straffings and smacking of her voluptuous ass, I let her go though against the will of my flesh.

mjblinks:
I left because of genotype.

HMM