Joavid:
what in God's name is wrong with people in this section?

how can educated people write like this?

horrible. no space, no punctuation marks, paragraph, etc etc. everything is jumbled up together.

for Christ sake, nairaland is a forum not when you text your boy friend, happy new month!!!

MADAM calm down, nobody is perfect

refiner:


my dear,why would he be servicing my engine?...is he a mechanical engineer!!!

and Hw do u even know dat I av a car

EPIC

My Ex dumped me cos I relocated from London to Naija, but I no send sha cos I've always wanted to marry a naija lady not some white babe with no cultural heritage

Cindy222:


Tried tuning but couldn't get it, i am not sure its in Abuja..

you can listen to them via Internet. Follow them on twitter@ whispers or add Daniel Apkata on Facebook.

Bobbyunitedfc:
Dated for 3years and 6months...shes usually the one who does d counting and always remind me about important dates in our lives, i suck at it...I don't even remember my birthday tho just 3days apart...I miss her everyday... We broke up on mutual consent, basic ish she's IBO am Yoruba... My family so so against us getting married,so mum started coming up with "our pastor and our Alfa said u guys don't have a future together,my aunt n my uncles also became another version of Joseph the dreamer... I felt frustrated, I hated my mum ,I met my pastor who also advised me not to neglect parental counsels n its importance to a gud marriage...my gf accused of not been man enough to make mybown choice...all I did for her was to save a marriage of regrets...now I feel dejected and lonely, I can't even ask a girl out cos I still feel attached to my ex, now am single and miserable just cos of my family and thier hatred for IBO's ...to worsen d whole issue ,me no like Yoruba gals at all,no offence I just love dem amaka,ify,chi and nneoma...so any yoruba lady here just pm pls....and am no mamas boy,Someone here can relate to this story.. Peace

same thing happen to me...Its a bad experience...when she heard my parent r not in support of d relationship she fainted and got admitted to hospital...d gal z from delta she hate me shit now

greatbrian:


I've spoken well bro. But my mum do tell me smfin wen I was young. Be careful who u r dealing with. And if u hv read the act of seduction by Robert Greene, u will see d diff kind of people even law 19 in d 48 laws of power tells u dia r sone pple u shud not offend and if u do. U shud crush dem totally coz dey will keep seeking revenge. No matter how long it might take......... Seriously dz girl broke my hrt at my very trying period. I had a problem wt d school I am NDA, A yr after I buried my dad, and d moss gross part of it was it was on my betday. Wen I needed a shoulder to lean on. Coz of all d problem den. DAT was d best time she knew we ain't so compatible. And when the problem was over. She knew we r compatible again....... Lolzzz. So I didn't complain. I just hv a good plan for her

Let it slide. How about if she told you she was getting married?...... Let it go......Love is painful but peeps don't know.

berryice:
Am thinking of dumping mine...he dosnt call or ping me...alwyz busy busy busy....even valentine's dah he forgot to wish me happy val...mayb am d side chick

You're the side chic.

Its like many people don't know the difference between past and present tense. Buhari needs to invest more in our schools.

Cindy222:
Hello people anyone awake? really wish i can talk to someone i really feel hurt....

I'm 1 Direct Msg away....

fiziebaibie:
My ex is a monster...e be like say dem don use pussy swear for am..jumping frm bed to bed although he wanted to be serious wth me bt I ran cos his dick is as big and long as a pestle..

Looooooooooool this got me rolling

I was scared she would get pregnant sooner or later

ELENU

ssoftappless:
thank u sir but ur earlier post signifies dat u were having sex in church environment.

Durentt:
Mehn, i came late. All d same, i left my ex bcuz he wanted to get married, had to move on

Are you gay?

john4reala:
She too like sex!!! ... And I caught her smoking and mixing 3 different drinks I:e magic moments, Bear and blue vodka in a Club.. And she was gang fu-cked by up to 4 boys in the club and I was there she couldnt spot me because she was drunk to the fullest..
She came home drunk and in the morning i showed her the video tape !! she cried beg and saying she was forced to smoke!!

What's the title of this movie pls, I'm going to 51, Iweka Rd. Onitsha this weekend so I can buy it from Chinonso.

BISIXCLUSIVE:
ELENU

wtf!!!

bcuz she z pregnant 4 anoda guy

SirDorianGray:


What's the title of this movie pls, I'm going to 51, Iweka Rd. Onitsha this weekend so I can buy it from Chinonso.

you are so mean. LmaO

dammieking1:
same thing happen to me...Its a bad experience...when she heard my parent r not in support of d relationship she fainted and got admitted to hospital...d gal z from delta she hate me shit now

its a bad experience bro,we still talk for now but i can sense shes mad at me....are u in a relationship again now?

SirDorianGray:

Are you gay?

Are u still asking me?
can't u see d answer right before you?

adamsflick:
We graduated the same year, served in different states (yea lets say i cheated during my nysc but i was only having fun and i was kinda carefull though can't say the same about her though) when we signed out of service, i started job hunting while she got a temp job as a teacher. Things were playing fine, she made me feel like she's hang around no matter what and most times she gives me part of her salary but things changed when she met this (goodfornothinguselesscrazyoldmoneybag) who started lavishing her with gifts and even went as far as buying her a car on her birthday and all i could afford was just a low quality shoe. That was how she left me slowly. Now its been 2 years, i have (girlfriends) now i've got a job where i'm the Hod at IT I have an official car and i bought another for me. Moved into my 4 bedroom bungalow last year dec. Well yes i work it, i do transport too i buy tricycle for people and give it out in hire purchase.
Well i met my ex last year november at agege and she had this look of (had i known) written all over.

ppverty dey kill person for he village he dey nairaland dey form successful. world of deceit. you are a big liar.

Favben:
She was too loving

too loving?I tire for una ooooo

We were never meant to be! Our indifference was jst too much to look away! I gave it steady 3yrs of ma life bt I opt out wen I bcame convinced we were jst nt made for eachother

Sexytemi:
He cheated on me with another Lady from his church, and also the distance between us was not just helping matter then.

Nice pix swiri,can you PM me..pls.

Mostprecious:
We were never meant to be! Our indifference was jst too much to look away! I gave it steady 3yrs of ma life bt I opt out wen I bcame convinced we were jst nt made for eachother

what happened?

mjblinks:
I left because of genotype.

Oliviaarims:

. Good morning.. So.. Shoot. "I'm all ears" If you wanna talk here.

Noticed people have 2 lives .....internet life is different from real life n what they made us believe.

Davidolives:
she initiated our break up, but her complaints has always been me being busy and not managing my time well.
I had no choice than to let go as it looked like I was always hurting her and I loved her so much that I don't like to hurt her.
so I asked myself what is the long lasting solution to make her happy, I had to give up on us.cos I was building up my career.
I miss her tho but all the same I can always love again and I hope to get someone who will love me for the way I am(career freak).

My Guy. When u are building a career and woman wanna hold u down.
Just do the needful. let her go, when u are made. The best one will come.

Samunosuke:


This used to bother me quite a bit, but I realized something - don't assume everyone here is educated.

I will be the first to scream bloody murder in some sections like NYSC that require everyone involved to be graduates, but nairaland is an open forum so anyone with an Internet connection is more than welcome to participate. This includes the uneducated (wanted to write "illiterates" but that that seems insulting and condenscending).

Makes my head hurt at times but I'm over it.

its an eyesore and quiet disappointing, especially when you are trying to read some serious shiiit

greatbrian:

Gv me a reason I should reply those adjective u r addressing as ur nick names. Coz am sure its nt for me...... Anyway u hv a good point although buh ur points wud hv been more sensible and wise. If u hv kept silent. Piss off abeg. I don't deal wt pple dat d best dey do z insult I don't know ur age buh if u r older Dan me. Den u just proved d fact dat age aint maturity. Even my dog won't talk down at pole like u just did so its a slap to my dog if I refer to u as one. Anyway tnx for commenting I know u can type English now. Peace.

I'm sorry.

WhiZTiM:


Well, not everyone is good with grammar Ma'am. Secondly, we have no jurisprudence to that.

Why don't you quote someone and correct his mistakes, and the rest of us who are still seeking to improve our written grammar can learn on sighting such corrections...

I actually fancy eloquence in communication. Be it written or oral.

quote ke? if I try that, a whole page is not enough.
the sad thing is most of these people are undergraduates and some, graduates.

I miss the former romance section. from half quarter of 2014, the section lost its credibility.

Samunosuke:


This used to bother me quite a bit, but I realized something - don't assume everyone here is educated.

I will be the first to scream bloody murder in some sections like NYSC that require everyone involved to be graduates, but nairaland is an open forum so anyone with an Internet connection is more than welcome to participate. This includes the uneducated (wanted to write "illiterates" but that that seems insulting and condenscending).

Makes my head hurt at times but I'm over it.

its an eyesore and quiet disappointing, especially when you are trying to read some serious shiiit

Oliviaarims:

The thought of that must hurt real bad...

Dear,
I must confess, after four good years!
It was never easy.
I had to stay off ladies till now.
Just few friends that's all.
Not really serious, to build isn't easy.