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Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Atlantian: 9:41pm On Feb 17, 2016
Do men still ask women out ? I think I am in the wrong forum. I cant remember the last time I did such. Actually, its the other way round and I hardly answer the calls.
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wiloy2k8(m): 9:42pm On Feb 17, 2016
wristbangle:
I just don't know why some guys can't take "NO" for an answer as they find it difficult to understand that ladies find it somewhat irritating when they are persistently pressurised to accept their proposal. By the reason of their desperation, they become aggressive he-goats, thereby, chasing ladies without an iota of shame or self respect.

For a lady who has been experiencing this terrible menace of chicken-like chase from guys, the following points will help you in discarding stubborn toasters from your life.

1. Demand huge Money from them

Guys get easily discouraged when a lady starts demanding for money unnecessarily, and so as a lady, it will be advisable to gold-dig an adamant toaster with the intuition to keep him off your zone so as to forcefully make him have disinterest in you. However, demand money for Brazilian hair or school fee and watch him drift way

2. Reply his chats with monosyllabic words

Ladies are really gifted in this act, so there's no point laying much emphasis about the way they do it. Most guys cannot cope with monosyllabic responses during chat, therefore, they lose interest and may even delete the lady when they can no longer cope. This method is best adopted to discard guys who are online woman wrappers.

3. Declare "Unhealthy" status to them

Ladies, this will work like magic to discard kitty-cat obsessed toasters from your life (E.g Tosyne2much, classcaptain and Ronald4lif). Invite such a guy to your house and when it is getting to the point of love making, kindly tell him that you are an HIV/Ebola patient. In a twinkle of an eye, you will see him run for his dare life.

4. Scare them with "Blood Covenant"

There are several occasion when action speaks louder than voice. If a lady can be smart enough to tie a fake charm around her waist or say any guy that get laid with her will experience thunderbolt, he won't dare near her again. Better still, you could tell the dude to go into blood covenant with you, and watch him zoom off with the speed of light

5. Wear an Engagement Ring

Even though some guys will not want to keep off despite wearing an engagement ring on your finger; keep ringing it to their ears to attend your wedding ceremony which will be coming up soon. This will make him feel so bad that he will have no choice other than back off completely. Though this may not work on some extremely stubborn toasters sha cheesy

6. Often Upload the picture of a very Handsome guy as your boyfriend

For some reasons, it will be advisable that ladies facing headache from ugly toasters should use pictures of a very handsome dude as their display pictures, even though they are not dating him. This will however, oppress these toasters as they know they are ugly.

7. Tell them you can't date a Broke guy

Many guys, if not all, detest hearing this discriminatory statement from ladies. No matter how stubborn a toaster is, he will let you be the moment you make him realize you can't date a broke guy like him.

8. Tell them to embark on several weeks dry fasting

For a guy who refuse to back off, a lady should tell him to embark on several weeks dry fasting to hear from God if she is the one. The statement alone will make him nag like is she the only lady on earth. As a result of this, he will drastically lose interest.
My friend u never jam ..
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:43pm On Feb 17, 2016
chai angry

discard huh

as in to discard huh

chai angry

boys have suffer, i'm telling u men undecided
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nathanieloo7(m): 9:44pm On Feb 17, 2016
smileyop you wicked oooo why u won spoil market for us?
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by kenzysmith: 9:44pm On Feb 17, 2016
8 ways to remain single for life
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by tosyne2much(m): 9:47pm On Feb 17, 2016
kaziblake:
It's like you haven't met a stubborn Guy undecided

A stubborn and desperate toaster never give up.
Someone like me cheesy
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by SweetyZinta(f): 9:48pm On Feb 17, 2016
Laveda:
grin
I love this thread grin
Easiest is to tell him if he can fûck you everyday He'll run.













Nah joke oh!!!
Baddest!Fear Men,they know it can kill them but they will rather do it daily
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:49pm On Feb 17, 2016
dollyjoy:
Ask him to take you out on a shopping spree and just do what you know best. the guy wouldnt call again if he realized his pocket don turn big hole lipsrsealed
see you

so what if I whip out a black card and shower you with louis and shhh, i wonder if your pussssy won't start dripping undecided
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:52pm On Feb 17, 2016
Ginaz:
Why will still toast you, they will tell you two can play together if you tell them you have a bf grin
As for that request for huge money part, I pray you shouldn't eat an Igbo boy or Yoruba boy's money and think you can run away. If your punna no pour yogurt, your ass hole go pour ice cream. They will forcefully have their way, after all rice no be beans, nothing easy grin


Best thing to do is to give them cold shoulders, they will protocol it. Lol.
Genie, you are gaining small weight oooo, sup with that huh

Please don't let go ooo, ur to cute to be packing all them kilos

Say no to ice cream and yes to the gym angry
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by TruthHurts1(m): 9:53pm On Feb 17, 2016
menabae:
Hehehehhehe that no 1 nd 2 I do that a lot..
Good Lord! I just scoped your profile pic and I'm tempted by this your Miss World appearance to become a stubborn toaster
cheesy
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 9:54pm On Feb 17, 2016
Laveda:
You'll eventually get tired tongue
have u heard about tramadol before? grin
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by mzvyne(f): 9:54pm On Feb 17, 2016
ronald4lif:
Hehe. But if he tells you there won't be any dinner dates and spendings from him will you stay? wink
The whole point of the story is to make him disappear.
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Seakay(m): 9:55pm On Feb 17, 2016
Tell him u're married to JESUS. I swear he will leave u.
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by silent10(m): 9:56pm On Feb 17, 2016
All i would say is dat ladies/grls shld b careful on hw dey request 4 moni 4rm guys/men, as d op said it wil mak 'em lose interest. If u collect moni 4rm a desperate guy & den u refuse 2 giv him wat he wnt, hmm u re OYO o. I hv seen where a guy & his frnds lay ambush on a grl & rape her cos she collected som moni 4rm him & refuse 2 open d kitty Kat 4 him. It happens quite often.
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by tosyne2much(m): 9:58pm On Feb 17, 2016
TruthHurts1:
Good Lord! I just scoped your profile pic and I'm tempted by this your Miss World appearance to become a stubborn toaster
cheesy
Baba, u still dey dis country so? cheesy
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 10:03pm On Feb 17, 2016
ClassCaptain:
what is a bj ?? angry
Banji
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by TruthHurts1(m): 10:04pm On Feb 17, 2016
tosyne2much:
Baba, u still dey dis country so? cheesy
Wherever you dey, na for dia I go find my happiness. smiley
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle(op): 10:05pm On Feb 17, 2016
Nikita1:
Banji
Lmao! Is that d meaning of BJ?
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Laveda(f): 10:07pm On Feb 17, 2016
Zceesneh:
have u heard about tramadol before? grin
cheesy I mean natural man power
Don't do artificials it kills tongue
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 10:08pm On Feb 17, 2016
Zceesneh:
have u heard about tramadol before? grin
cheesy.....On point.
But,do you know it may result to death if abused? huh
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Laveda(f): 10:09pm On Feb 17, 2016
SweetyZinta:
Baddest!Fear Men,they know it can kill them but they will rather do it daily
Abi? They know it isn't good yet they won't stop.
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 10:09pm On Feb 17, 2016
wristbangle:
Lmao! Is that d meaning of BJ?
Yes. I call Banji Bj or is there other meaning huh huh
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by tosyne2much(m): 10:09pm On Feb 17, 2016
ronald4lif:
Lol. Apart from money nothing else can be compared to the joy of riding a kitty-cat boss. As a pro in the game you sef know na. cheesy
Bro, I no know say kitty-cat dey sweet reach as u talk ooooo... I go try am dis week sha cool
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 10:10pm On Feb 17, 2016
OluwatoyinIS:
cheesy.....On point.
But,do you know it may result to death if abused? huh
100 gram doesn't kill
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by repogirl(f): 10:10pm On Feb 17, 2016
OP, very on point. grin
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Mypeople2(m): 10:11pm On Feb 17, 2016
grin grin cheesy kiss I laugh in English .OP when it gets to the time of marriage, nor go disturb God o.. because you caused it.You know then,I will be laughing in Chinese chi chu yu chu chi yun cho
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by tosyne2much(m): 10:12pm On Feb 17, 2016
TruthHurts1:
Wherever you dey, na for dia I go find my happiness. smiley
Baba I no know say u sef be stubborn toaster ooooo cheesy
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by isimemenuduehi11: 10:12pm On Feb 17, 2016
wristbangle:
Lol u think say some guys get shame? Them go send am abeg cheesy
nor mind dem.
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 10:13pm On Feb 17, 2016
Laveda:
cheesy I mean natural man power
Don't do artificials it kills tongue
natural and u want it everyday, i wll use tramadol to dig a borehole grin
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 10:13pm On Feb 17, 2016
wristbangle:
Lmao! Is that d meaning of BJ?
grin
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by tosyne2much(m): 10:13pm On Feb 17, 2016
repogirl:
OP, very on point. grin
I know that a thread like this will interest u cheesy
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by TruthHurts1(m): 10:14pm On Feb 17, 2016
tosyne2much:
Baba I no know say u sef be stubborn toaster ooooo cheesy
Na love dey shack me tongue
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