1miccza:
*Clears throat* eeeeeemmmm now that Professor Tosyne and Wristbangle who are obviously obviously our Co-Presidents of the list compilers association of nairaland. Now wey ona don list everything what then should we be looking for that is not wrong or misplaced......

Ahahah

KINGinVAHALA2:
Ahhhh. you mean barcanista has fvcked misspicy old cargo smelly wide pvssy?
So misspicy, ohhhh why?

QatarPlayboy

Dennygirl:
QatarPlayboy

Who be this one again, ehn? lol

misspicy:
cooking skills

some guys will go crazy for a good cook,forgetting that relationship/marriage is not all about food,they might even let go of a gentle and beautiful lady all for food,and the cook might end up been a very wicked woman,then they will start regretting,this happens mostly to guys we know as FFO(for food only)

From the above, I know that you cannot cook, can you?

STFUareyouGod:
so what else should we look for?
So do you have em big big?

look for brains and intellectuals

tosyne2much:
OP, you are so on point.. Lemme add my own to the list


9. Tight Kitty-Cat


I can't but smh each time I see saying they can't date a lady whose kitty-cat is loose.. All I know is that it's not kitty-cat that defines a lady.. However, it doesn't matter whether it's as wide as Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. A lady might have a tight kitty-cat and won't make a good wife while a lady might have a loose kitty-cat and will make a good wife. This implies that the tightness of kitty-cats has led many dude into wrong choice


10. Walking Steps

I have no atom of regard for guys who lose their right sense of reasoning when they see a lady cat-walking like Beyonce, and will wan to die on top her neck.. All I know is that it doesn't matter how a lady walks, whether she walks sideways like a crab, or she walks slowly like a tortoise; all that matter is true love

Sideways like a crab? Lol.... Can't even visualize it in my head.

Michellla:
look for brains and intellectuals

and forget yansh+b00bie?

You are evil

tosyne2much:
No mind me jawe.. The thing funny shey?

Sure. Most xpecially that IBADAN - LAGOS part inclusive

Oliviaarims:


Sideways like a crab? Lol.... Can't even visualize it in my head.

just try fake an image

wristbangle:

Will u do the honour to drop it?

Nah I dont do thread's bro But am expecting the opposer's to.

Oliviaarims:


Sideways like a crab? Lol.... Can't even visualize it in my head.

See my Oliviaarims ooooo

STFUareyouGod:
just try fake an image

Hehehehe... The only thing that comes to mind is one very funny looking girl I saw in my school a couple of days back. She got everyone around staring and giggling.... She was walking so awkwardly in a confident manner... With her boobs heaving terribly!

Oliviaarims:


Hehehehe... The only thing that comes to mind is one very funny looking girl I saw in my school a couple of days back. She got everyone around staring and giggling.... She was walking so awkwardly in a confident manner... With her boobs heaving terribly!

perhaps how she walks wasn't never going to bother her. She's more interested in the heaving breast. Lol. You think it was heaving terribly, but I blv that was her target

Hattchett:
[b]Here comes the inbred retard.
What do you get from compiling lists centred on peoples live, even though they are purely lies?

What do you gain from critically analysing the lives of people you don't know?

Does that makes you better than them, a happy person, pay your bills?

Do you know why they makes those choices?

Is it you fücking business how they chose/choose to live their life?



Did they come to you seeking for help?

NO!

So, I really don't see why you should get yourself involved in an act of maximum fückery such as this.

I thought your absence here was due to the fact that you have gotten a job, or, perharps, engrossed in a sober reflection, to find a way of bettering your wretched state, but no. You were prolly using you demonic lens to view and see into what goes on in the lives of people, and design it into an epistle, and then post it up and one brainless MOD sends it to the front page.

How can a man be this pathetic?

Don't you have priorities in life?

Where you brought forth to become a wasted entity on planet earth?

Do you want your mother to regret ever meeting your father?

Where is your dignity?

Such a scum of the earth!

After, we will blame Buhari for our problems when peeps like you are in hiding contributing to the woes of this country.

A wise move will be to mobilise willing hands and search every nook and cranny and smoke out all rumour mongers spreading lies and justice should do unto them what it deems fit.

May moloch fill your nights with heart-wrenching, terrifying nightmares!

Ewu of no comparison!
Useless fücktard![/b]

bros he steal ur babe?...this is too much

tosyne2much:
Me I no escape the tribal mark oooo... I've got slight ones on my face

hahaha.. you nah ladies man now, even with bamu for nose, dem go still dey follow you.. if i go get mark pere, no one go marry me be that

STFUareyouGod:
perhaps how she walks wasn't never going to bother her. She's more interested in the heaving breast. Lol. You think it was heaving terribly, but I blv that was her target

Lol.. Twas such a sight... Boobs clamouring for release. Twas actually bouncing out of her low-cut singlet I was just looking on.. The guys around me were having the time of their lives laughing so hard. One said she's a JAMBITE from the village who's hoping to catch one University bobo... Lol.

wristbangle:


Hahahaha! Wahala dey oo! U mean with tribal mark, as long as she as titanic breast/buttom, she don get pass mark?

What's with u & tribal marks na.

bqlekan:

hahaha.. you nah ladies man now, even with bamu for nose, dem go still dey follow you.. if i go get mark pere, no one go marry me be that

Baba no whine me ooooo

tosyne2much:
See my Oliviaarims ooooo

tosyne2much:
Baba no whine me ooooo

i no dey whine you now, e get some female monikers wey i go mention here wey go confirm am... you nah president nah

Oliviaarims:



Lol.. Twas such a sight... Boobs clamouring for release. Twas actually bouncing out of her low-cut singlet I was just looking on.. The guys around me were having the time if their life laughing so hard. One said she's a JAMBITE form the village who's hoping to catch one University bobo... Lol.

hahahaha. Those guys might be right tho. No regular student would try that hard (from your description, I can imagine how it was) to get guys attention. You know say Dem sef go wan show say dem fit match up with the level of students. Not know the harder they try, the more they expose the JAMBITO in them

tosyne2much:
OP, you are so on point.. Lemme add my own to the list


9. Tight Kitty-Cat


I can't but smh each time I see saying they can't date a lady whose kitty-cat is loose.. All I know is that it's not kitty-cat that defines a lady.. However, it doesn't matter whether it's as wide as Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. A lady might have a tight kitty-cat and won't make a good wife while a lady might have a loose kitty-cat and will make a good wife. This implies that the tightness of kitty-cats has led many dude into wrong choice


10. Walking Steps

I have no atom of regard for guys who lose their right sense of reasoning when they see a lady cat-walking like Beyonce, and will wan to die on top her neck.. All I know is that it doesn't matter how a lady walks, whether she walks sideways like a crab, or she walks slowly like a tortoise; all that matter is true love

So u expect us to keep a lady dat has a pussy that is as wide as lagos ibadan expressway just because she makes a good wife? and keep swimming in river niger for d rest of our lives during sex abi?

bqlekan:
i no dey whine you now, e get some female monikers wey i go mention here wey go confirm am... you nah president nah

Wey go confirm say I be minister of kitty-cat shey?

MzPecs:
Virgins
Some guys will think because she's a virgin then she'll automatically make a good wife.

My cousin got married to a virgin and till date, himself and his virgin wife are regular customers of a particular eatery. The guy dey murmur everyday ehn..

team virgins for wife, haters can hate

tosyne2much:
Wey go confirm say I be minister of kitty-cat shey?

you no serious at all, who dey drag am with you before

jetage1:
team virgins for wife, haters can hate

jetage1:
So u expect us to keep a lady dat has a pussy that is as wide as lagos ibadan expressway just because she makes a good wife? and keep swimming in river niger for d rest of our lives during sex abi?

Whether river Niger or swimming pool, at least you are swimming

[quote author=STFUareyouGod post=43430242] hahahaha. Those guys might be right tho. No regular student would try that hard (from your description, I can imagine how it was) to get guys attention. You know say Dem sef go wan show say dem fit match up with the level of students. Not know the harder they try, the more they expose the JAMBITO in them [/quote

Little things like that just a find a way of spicing up the day...

Oliviaarims:
.

hehehehe

So which of these things you think you'll do well to attract a dude with?

misspicy:

midehi you too?

i want to really get the truth and i will believe you, i hope its all lies & hate?

KINGinVAHALA2:

Na wetin i hear o. one adorable girl with yummy looking boobs and big ass called Laveda talk am wen their 2 e-quarel nt long ago here say small small boys for nairaland they dig misspicy old cargo pvssy for real life nd d 'small boys' go come create tread put after them don fvck her wide pvssy finish. I believed what Laveda said because she is one of the most sincere lady have seen on nairaland and misspicy didnt deny it. So its true.

*see hw i dey troway pidgin like one village uneducated boy. hehehehe*

i dont think so my dear, it was all written out of anger, you know we babes na

midehi2:

i dont think so my dear, it was all written out of anger, you know we babes na

Well, thats ur own believe sweetheart. I totally believed and still believe that misspicy derives pleasure in sharing her pvssy for small nairaland boys to have a feast on.