KINGinVAHALA2:

Well, thats ur own believe sweetheart. I totally believed and still believe that misspicy derives pleasure in sharing her pvssy for small nairaland boys to have a feast on.

*deep sigh*

midehi2:

*deep sigh*

Hmmm. though its her life, so she can give her pvssy to even a mad man to devour if it pleases her.

STFUareyouGod:
hehehehe

So which of these things you think you'll do well to attract a dude with?

.. Whip my hair back nd forth
.

Oliviaarims:


.. Whip my hair back nd forth
.

how you figure that's how to get my attention? Like, it works magic.

KINGinVAHALA2:

Who be this one again, ehn? lol

I know you too well don't pretend

Dennygirl:

I know you too well, don't pretend

Ohhh. now i know you.

And i believe you also know me too well that am not good at prentending. so i believe you shouldnt have added "pretend" to what you said.

Modify your post and remove my name.

CHEERS!

KINGinVAHALA2:

Ohhh. now i know you.

And i believe you also know me too well that am not good at prentending. so i believe you shouldnt have added "pretend" to what you said.

Modify your post and remove my name.

CHEERS!

Edit yours too to remove your name, you boost that you are no longer coming back to Nl.

You no try at all, are you no longer on fb?

Dennygirl:

Edit yours too to remove your name, you boost that you are no longer coming back to Nl.

You no try at all, are you no longer on fb?

Are you judging me?

KINGinVAHALA2:
Are you judging me?

I only remind you of your words dear, I can't judge you owiaba! Bo dia ye?

Dennygirl:

I only remind you of your words dear, I can't judge you owiaba! Bo dia ye?

There is no need for these. Who told you i'm the one using this monicker?

KINGinVAHALA2:

There is no need for these. Who told you i'm the one using this monicker?

C'mon! I know how you post , you and spicy are always fighting. Then I know you're Mr Carrot's friend. Anyway I am not here to meet you.

Dennygirl:

C'mon! I know how you post , you and spicy are always fighting. Then I know you're Mr Carrot's friend. Anyway I am not here to meet you.

Better!

KINGinVAHALA2:
Better!

You never get rid of your pride?

tosyne2much:
OP, you are so on point.. Lemme add my own to the list


9. Tight Kitty-Cat


I can't but smh each time I hear guys saying they can't date a lady whose kitty-cat is loose.. All I know is that it's not kitty-cat that defines a lady.. However, it doesn't matter whether it's as wide as Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. A lady might have a tight kitty-cat and won't make a good wife while a lady might have a loose kitty-cat and will make a good wife. This implies that the tightness of kitty-cats has led many dudes into wrong choice


10. Walking Steps

I have no atom of regard for guys who lose their right sense of reasoning when they see a lady cat-walking like Beyonce, and will wan to die on top her neck.. All I know is that it doesn't matter how a lady walks, whether she walks sideways like a crab, or she walks slowly like a tortoise; all that matter is true love

prof. TOSIN. Eku ise ooo

Michellla:
4. Experienced in several sex positions The world has gone weird that you will hear some guys saying they cannot date/marry a lady who is not experienced in sex let alone a virgin lady. Most guys are obsessed with ladies who during love making give them scissors-kick style, cow girl, reverse cow, hot doggy, girl style, devastating Mouth Action etc.
and when you show them all them skills they'd tag you a hoe

sure. if she ain't a how, how did she know all them skills?

Modenzy:
prof. TOSIN. Eku ise ooo

Baba, I hail oooo

misspicy:
cooking skills

some guys will go crazy for a good cook,forgetting that relationship/marriage is not all about food,they might even let go of a gentle and beautiful lady all for food,and the cook might end up been a very wicked woman,then they will start regretting,this happens mostly to guys we know as FFO(for food only)

which kind play be this go learn how to cook joor …

Please, tell them.

Hattchett:
[b]Here comes the inbred retard.
What do you get from compiling lists centred on peoples live, even though they are purely lies?

What do you gain from critically analysing the lives of people you don't know?

Does that makes you better than them, a happy person, pay your bills?

Do you know why they makes those choices?

Is it you fücking business how they chose/choose to live their life?

Did they come to you seeking for help?

NO!

So, I really don't see why you should get yourself involved in an act of maximum fückery such as this.

I thought your absence here was due to the fact that you have gotten a job, or, perharps, engrossed in a sober reflection, to find a way of bettering your wretched state, but no. You were prolly using you demonic lens to view and see into what goes on in the lives of people, and design it into an epistle, and then post it up and one brainless MOD sends it to the front page.

How can a man be this pathetic?

Don't you have priorities in life?

Where you brought forth to become a wasted entity on planet earth?

Do you want your mother to regret ever meeting your father?

Where is your dignity?

Such a scum of the earth!

After, we will blame Buhari for our problems when peeps like you are in hiding contributing to the woes of this country.

A wise move will be to mobilise willing hands and search every nook and cranny and smoke out all rumour mongers spreading lies and justice should do unto them what it deems fit.

May moloch fill your nights with heart-wrenching, terrifying nightmares!

Ewu of no comparison!
Useless fücktard![/b]

Egbon hattchett, we know say economy bad, but no be op cause am na, na #wakawakababa. Carry ur frustration go meet him. Ur own too much abeg

tosyne2much:
Which day u don see me dey claim champion for nairaland? I'm only enjoying myself here on nairaland, nothing me


Bro, you don't know me to jump into conclusion that I will end up having a worse relationship life

Was ma statement a joke ? yea kind of, Was it harsh and maybe offensive ? maybe , Do I apologise ? Yea I did . Don't take it personal.

Just that what came to ma mind are those book hawkers who hawk get rich books on traffic, while they are the epitome of poverty.

I ask for an undeserved apology.

QueenValerie:
Amen!

Lol, Amen to what?

Teddeebear:
which kind play be this go learn how to cook joor …

Lol, u dey mind am. If her husband go sleep with their maid, dem go dey call all men "dog"

bqlekan:


hanhan.. bros @ emboldened. reflect kor.. i guess you've never met extremely pretty ladies with tribal marks. modest, intelligent and complete yard of wife material..

If u see one, abeg don't hesitate to let me know.

wristbangle:


If u see one, abeg don't hesitate to let me know.

no wahala, make i talk to my cousin if she fit leave the man she dey date for you...

bqlekan:


no wahala, make i talk to my cousin if she fit leave the man she dey date for you...

bros abeg I no want wahala. U want make her bf descend on me?

midehi2:

and who told you they are not making money, pls are you making money?

Young lady, where you at bar taking drinks when you typed this trash( cos your dp says babes like you cook no more like their mothers, buh drink up the bottles every day.

With your attributes listed on your profile, unfortunately it is ladies like you that my able professors in "womanology" and "dateamology" wrist angle always advise us to avoid like a plague.

You think this is political section that you must always criticised anyone who come for your "supposed nairaland role models" . The last time I checked we all have the right to an opinion and I don't owe you one if I desire to not to share the same sentiments with you.

Now fu*k off, I found your nose again, its in ma business

wristbangle:


bros abeg I no want wahala. U want make her bf descend on me?

dont worry, he is just an army cadet.. he wont do you nada

bqlekan:

dont worry, he is just an army cadet.. he wont do you nada

#running away#

wristbangle:


#running away#

hahahaha.. bros oooo the fear of NA is the Apex of wisdom

See yeye list..
Are they not humans?!
It's the type of op that will end up marying mammy water.
I can marry for Beauty, banging body and money.
To hell with tribal marks, unintelligent and co, women are humans, you'l be suprised how fast she can learn and change else you suck too.
Iron sharpens iron.
"If you have only $2 left in your life, use one to buy bread and the other a rose" ~Chinese proverb.