KINGinVAHALA2:
MUMU

Toks2008:


Na una dey make this babe head dey swell.

to me Jadekitana remains the regular lady and until i see her one on one,i still consider her presumed outward beauty as an illusion.

omoharry:
my brother, we are women and we seen alot of guys exhibit these things before our eye..you cannot quantify it since you are a man here..you should take it from us women that out of 100% of guys in lagos, 65% are like what the op descripe..vain, lazy..grossly inresponsible and dubious. they are very fake and Lazy..they do not have shame...i have seen alot of them and i will tell you that in as much as you accuse us ladies of comitting things like this..your comrade are also found wanting in this gold digging business..wish is very shameful..men should ahve thier pride and ego intact..they should not be founding wanting less they shouldnt be called men but she-men

Jadekitana:


Very fake I swear! It's good u ain't scared to say it as it is, unlike some ladies here looking for approval from e-boyfriends.

Toks2008:


How i wish i could take advantage of ladies...my nature wont allow it..I AM AN ALPHA MALE.

Monalisa185:

hehehehe . make I shine am more na

brownsug:
Babe some guys will be so offended because u just burst their bubbles,some will pm u o,they will still do

3rdlegxxx:


Ah! Baby u didn't tell me u were cumin tonight, wud have made the bed and arranged everywhere 4 u nah...

Is this meant for me

mamajaz:

Sorry sir, she is not as classless as you... unlike charges they say attract.

misspicy:

Is this meant for me

3rdlegxxx:

yes na, who else again
spicy dearie sup with u and how dey go dey go

my dear we dey push am

are you coming home tonight,or you hanging out with the boys?

misspicy:

my dear we dey push am


are you coming home tonight,or you hanging out with the boys?

ladycomfort:
. Se ori o ti buru bayi. Abi aye e ti baje ni. These are the type of thieves they are talking about. They will be encouraging ladies to date a broke ass and struggle with the guy. And as a financially independent lady,youu tend to help the broke ass financially and in aLl other areas of his life. Idiot, go and work hard and stop lOoking for rich ladies to cater for your needs.

Sunnypar:
Are you jot the pharmacist that stay in life with two sister graduated with a first class and need rich men for cash. Your boyfriend ditched you.....bitch you are a hoe

3rdlegxxx:


baby, pls don't be angry but it's been a while i and the boys got together , tonight is for catch ups, shayo, loads of cat fish pepper soup, don't worry i'll come in late, stay sexy for me as i would be cuming for the kill when i'm done here....

Guess I will just go to bed,use your spare key okay? I don't want disturbance once am sleeping


have a nice time with the boys and say me Hi to Clinton

Monalisa185:


my dear, don't stress your pretty head, it's no pure case of any misunderstanding....

well, seems OKPO means money in your place?...where's that if I may ask? and nah, doesn't mean money in my place

misspicy:

Guess I will just go to bed,use your spare key okay? I don't want disturbance once am sleeping


have a nice time with the boys and say me Hi to Clinton

ladycomfort:
. Your mother is a wh.o.re. Go and commit sucide. Foolish boy. You will never prosper in life. Your olosho mother will never know peace in life.

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

P0intBlank:


Somewhere in Abia

coded06:

Hahahaha ur Teeth remind me of those olden days advert of maclean.

coded06:

Hahahaha ur Teeth remind me of those olden days advert of maclean.

ladycomfort:
. Your mother is a wh.o.re. Go and commit sucide. Foolish boy. You will never prosper in life. Your olosho mother will never know peace in life.

Monalisa185:

[b]lol...see indirect beef[/b?

Jadekitana:


I would have ignored a dummy like you but lemme reply you as a bush uncultured lady! The thread doesn't in anyway insinuate prost.titution except u the certified okpo here! Seems you'v done okpoism your entirely life so it's so easy for you to call someone who would feed your entire household one. You can now take your okpo infested maggot brain off my thread, before you drag others into your okpoish level, bush brat.

Sunnypar:
Lol! E Pain am gan.... Get a life....Olosho is not a job meanwhile, how is the weekend going with Mike in Agbara

ladycomfort:
. Am not your olosho mother. Oloriburuku omo ale. Who is mike in agbara if you care to explain to the whole world. Oloriburuku. Son of a bitch. Iya re o ni jere re.

Monalisa185:


really? so the word 'OKPO' doesn't even mean the same thing in Igbo language in general? I'm amazed...well, somewhere in Anambra, it means something entirely different from money, which I do not even know how to explain in English...

Sunnypar:

You dey here they form...... Shior!