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Xerum:
@Jadekitana


Kindly PM me. Thx.

Hello how are you?

ladycomfort:
. Form ke. Tell the whole world and stop behaving like a fool. Oloriburuku

shut up! You left your multicolored pant at his house, go take it.

Sunnypar:
shut up! You left your multicolored pant at his house, go take it.

. Whose house?

@Jadekitana

Hello how are you?

Hi

misspicy:
wow,I missed this just the right form of entertainment I have been searching for


ibini ma su si la leyi

3rdlegxxx

Hello dearie.....apologies and more, trust you are good..

https://www.nairaland.com/2991693/3rdlegxxx-year-older-16.03.2016-march#43797602

Bros kole toyi now,pple go think say I buy market for ur hand no pay,FYI I never felt u didn't send me o
,biko. I'm wondering why u got angry,really

Toks2008:
Brownsug walahi i wil tell you openly here that you are a very very bad friend and i never knew you are this mean,uncaring and unflinching.

Prejudice is the worst thing anyone can have..so you can't even place a call to know how im faring because you probably feel i no send you abi?

I choose my friends and i remain loyal to them all the way but unfortunately i lost my phone contacts and that was why i could no longer say hi to you.

Please don't bother calling cos i will cut the call if i hear your voice.

Good to know you are good and thats just ok for me to know.

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

Not all guys, lady. Some of us are too "proud" (so to speak.......egoistic if you like) to depend on women for financial help.

But u look too pretty to be single. I could have vowed all the good trees in the forest have been cut and all the pretty kittens in the world have been taken.

brownsug:
Bros kole toyi now,pple go think say I buy market for ur hand no pay,FYI I never felt u didn't send me o
,biko. I'm wondering why u got angry,really

Abeg park very well.E don master you.

Lol no vex emabinu

Toks2008:
Abeg park very well.E don master you.

brownsug:
Lol no vex emabinu

Please send me a watsup message so that i can get your number back. I dont like losing my friends.

Thanks

Xerum:
@Jadekitana



Hi Jade,

I am doing very good. Thx.
Sure you are doing great too. Do respond to my PM / PM me. Thanks

Hello just seeing this! I'm fine thanks.

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

You have bin attracting d wrong guys...well lemme send u PM we cud kick off sumtin wen go make sense...

Vikky014:
dts cool. i'm an extrovert but mumsy is trying so hard to turn me to an introvert bt it wont work

You seem introverted, no pun intended

Oh I lost my phone too

Toks2008:
Please send me a watsup message so that i can get your number back. I dont like losing my friends.

Thanks

nikkypearl:

Op la cute btw

naa she no cute near u atal

hotmolo:
naa she no cute near u atal

Thanks

I lost my phone too

Toks2008:
Please send me a watsup message so that i can get your number back. I dont like losing my friends.

Thanks

Sorry I lost my number too

Toks2008:
Please send me a watsup message so that i can get your number back. I dont like losing my friends.

Thanks

brownsug:
Sorry I lost my number too

i sent you a pm.

brownsug:
Sorry I lost my number too

i sent you a pm.

brownsug:
Sorry I lost my number too

let me cut off the monotonous process..here it is